Not gonna wait for Shadow, let's roll. I CAN'T LET YOMAN GET AHEAD OF ME AFTER ALL.

CrazyMLC[3]: It seems that Ragdoll's little zappy act left the air statically charged. Taking advantage of this, you draw the electricity from the air together, adding power that you generated yourself. You condense all this energy into one small area in your palm. After a bright flash, the electricity crystallizes itself, and becomes a solid orb of elemental energy. You then slot the orb into your left gauntlet happily, moments before Foa Teleprots all of you.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Olympian Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
2/4 Inventory:
- DecaBow
- Nautical Shiv
2/2 Equipped:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Electric Orb)
- DecaBow Quiver

Tomaster [4]: ">_>
<_<
>_>
Loot loot loot."
You push the dwarf bodies off of you, get up to a crouch, and then begin rifling through the dwarves' possessions. Aside from average daggers and their clothing, the dwarves don't have very much. Except... One of them had something tucked into his pants pocket. Something small and furry and wriggling. Something that meows.
"CONTRABAND! I must confiscate it at once!"
With a triumphantly playful yell, you pull the adorably fuzzy kitten out of the bloodstained dwarf's pocket and proceed to snuggle it. It sees you, and immediately starts purring contentedly. Aww, it thinks you're its mommy!
Then you get teleprotted away by Foa.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Summon Shade
- Invisibility
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wing (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, provides great protection against impacts with BlueMetal Armor)
4/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)
- Kitteh! :3
2/2 Equipped:
- BlueMetal Platemail (Deflects Elemental attacks)
- WolfHunt
Injuries:
- Right Wing Impaled

Foa [5-2=3]: "♥♥♥♥ OW ♥♥♥♥!"
You can't get the beartrap off, so you do the second best thing. First, you teleprot everyone else back to the first room, where everyone first entered the Spires. Then, you teleprot yourself, sans beartrap.
0/2 Active Abilities:
- Ranged Teleprotation
0/2 Passive Abilities:
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 6 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 18|18)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora of the Gods
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
Injuries:
- Punctured Lungs (-1 to rolls)
- Injured hands (-1 to every other roll, Cannot use hands)

JJA79 [5]: "I have seen Indiana Jones too many times to simply take the spear."
You examine every inch of the pedestal as closely as possible, finding nothing except stone. Confident nothing will shoot out from the pedestal and kill you or something, you grip the shaft of the spear with both hands. You count to three, tighten your grip, wrench the spear out of the pedestal, and haul ass away from it. As you look back, you see...
Nothing. You slow down, and watch warily. Nothing is happening.
"Huh. I guess it was just a pedestal."
Satisfied, you walk over to a random section of wall, and on a crazy whim, stab the wall with the spear as hard as you can. For a split second, nothing happens, then suddenly and without warning, a large circular chunk of stone vanishes from existence. No noise, no light, it just stops being there. You easily walk through, into a small room with a doorway on the other side. Walking over, you see that the doorway leads to a tall vertical shaft, and that you're just one floor above the bottom of the shaft. You can hear voices coming from the the top. Suddenly, it dawns on you. You remeber this shaft. You remember this room. And you remember Blue.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Ergokinesis (Energy Control, +1 to melee and reflexes)
- Arthrokinesis (Control of joints and muscles)
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Peak Musculature
- Rapid Bone Regeneration
0/4 Inventory:
1/2 Equipped:
- Dragon Lance
Injuries:
- Paralyzed Legs

ShadoWKilleR255 [3]: You dumbly let yourself be teleported back to the original room.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Precision Mass/Energy Control
- Uncontrollable Thermokinesis
--- COMBO TECHNIQUE: Massively Effective Accelerator Rifle
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Nanotube Skeleton
- Resting Regeneration
1/4 Inventory:
- Archipelago Map/Arm Repair Idea
1/2 Equipped:
- Knuckle Blade
Injuries:
- Shot Arm (Cannot use, 1 turn to heal)

Ragdollmaster [5]: Turning back to electricity, you go back out to the hall and check up and down the hall. Noone in sight. You head back to the armory and un-elementalize just in time to be Teleprotted by Foa.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Invisibility
- Electrokinesis
0/2 Passive Abilities:
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- Green Gelatin (with Evil Pineapple Chunks)
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Flask of "Sunshine"
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
1/2 Equipped:
- Durendal (Elemental Dagger)

Game Events:
All six Rollers are at the Spires.
CrazyMLC, Tomaster, Foa, Shadow, and Ragdoll are at the room at the top of the stair shaft.
JJ is just outside the stair shaft and the circular room.

^If you count the Good and Evil rolls, RTD2 is probably already close to RTD1's progress

Wat'chu torkin-bout Willis?

You have 2 people alternating rolls, that's kinda special circumstances.

With Durendal at the ready, go join JJ.

As I'm walking, talk to the others: "Let's get the hell out of these spires. As much as I would like to kill more of these dominatrix midgets, I feel like our luck is running thin as it is."

Only counting the rolls I have done, I'm up to 84 rolls.
Here, you were up to 70.

Wat. Well, I've been rolling a lot recently so there. Plus I keep my story moving along faster than you do...
*not-so-passive aggression*

Are you insinuating that you have less rolls than moi? But this ain't a competition. I'm not worried.

Anyways, what's Wiffles' Orb?

EDIT: I apologise.

His name was Wiffles, not Wiffle, you jerk! ;_;


For the uninformed:

I don't totally understand where i am?

Am i in the room the voice was in? Wouldn't that make this the weapon?

I apologise.

So Wiffles' Orb is like an urn but it actually contains the essence of Wiffles and looks much more awesome?

Precisely.

You might remember that object that whould give the one person who had it a special ability, and one of the examples was always get the ladies.

That whould come in very handy, with Blue and Fiona and all them.

Probably not, considering Foa already gave the card back to Blue.