Don't expect to be able to use your gatling gun as soon as you leave the craft. Also don't drop your shotgun near zombies prior to expecting to use your gatling gun as soon as you leave the craft. Apparently they not only have the ability to calculate ballistic trajectories ad-lib, they can also pull a trigger, the ♥♥♥♥.

Don't take naps on grenades.

However feel free to use your momentum and a thrown incindenairy grenade to blow someone's head off.
I did that on accident once :3

Last one before bed: Don't try to have a picnic on the train level.

Don't use multiple infection actors against each other.

never use a Phoenix potion and a zombot

Yeah, never use a Ypsilon Cannon to kill a Zombot. Resulting in a strange glitch where it multiplies and all of them become rouge.

Wait, this thread isn't turning out as bad as expected!

Don't ever press ESC... Twice... During a match.

Never try to use your rocket to tip over enemy dropships when the contents of the rocket include your brain.

Never try to use a rocket sideways. Unless you happen to have a big wrapped map.

Especially don't fly it over the map join.



\/ \/ [below] That's what I was getting at.

Actually, it's perfectly fine. As long as you can get it upright in the foreseeable future.

Not really.

That's not really forseeable future, so Allstone's point still stands.

If you are unsure as to whether or not you can bail up in time, bail up immediately.

Sorry for bump but if you have to bail or crash jetpack, always do it on grass. It could save your(body's)life.

Never engage a Zombot in close quarter combat, unless you happen to have a large automatic shotgun.