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YHTFLKC
Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 590 Location: USA
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 Re: Vending Machine: BACK TO NORMAL
He is successful!
MaliBot Prime has taken shape!
DaTa arrives home, notices that his ♥♥♥♥ got ♥♥♥♥ with, and takes his 9-year-old girlybike and PDW to town!
(I've noticed this is almost mirroring the development of DIRT/CC)
NINJA'D, DAMN YOUUUUUU
Anyways, you get a silenced 10mm pistol and designs for the Rock-It-Launcher, thanks to your seductiveness(?) giving you FO3 store discounts.
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:37 am |
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Areku
Joined: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:46 pm Posts: 5212 Location: The Grills Locker.
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
I assume this is a male vending machine, then.
At any rate, I insert a telephone.
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:40 am |
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FuzzyMelon
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:52 am Posts: 229
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a bulky old phone with the turn dial, and no cord. Also it gets stuck at 4. So you can't dial anything higher than that. Not that it can connect to anybody in the first place.
I insert a Giants home game ticket.
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:43 am |
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Yoman987
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am Posts: 196 Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
Awwww, that story was just getting good!
You get a front row seat. Literally. You get a plastic seat from the front row.
I insert an awesome book that rewrites itself for the reader's enjoyment every time they pick it up.
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:11 am |
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hax
Joined: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:42 am Posts: 321 Location: On an iceberg typing away...
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get me. I insert coins from china.
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:21 am |
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Sims_Doc
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:45 am Posts: 911 Location: No Comment.
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get nothing due to the fact that this vending machine dosen't take money...
I Insert Cortex Command Online.
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:16 am |
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dragonxp
Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 3032 Location: Somewhere in the universe
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get horribly laggy and worthless CC online which is not playable by any standards.
I insert a gamecube
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:36 am |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get the companion Cube. I insert The Pentagon.
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:11 am |
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Major
Joined: Sun May 30, 2010 5:30 am Posts: 853 Location: Auckland, NZ
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a bunch of trigger-happy Special Ops soldiers
I insert Jacob Zuma.
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:35 am |
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FuzzyMelon
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:52 am Posts: 229
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You broke the vending machine for a day, up until now it just fizzled and smoked whenever you pushed numbers or the return button.
I insert a movie script about a vending machine going on a rampage directed by M Night Shamalan (yes it had to be him)
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Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:06 am |
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Yoman987
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am Posts: 196 Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a stack of paper clipped together with the words 'HALO MOVIE' on the front. Stamped below in big red letters is the singular 'POSTPONED and scribbled-out company logos.
I insert a Master Chief Action Figure with moving limbs and fingers and an Assault Rifle.
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Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:15 am |
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Sims_Doc
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:45 am Posts: 911 Location: No Comment.
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a Master Chief Action Figure with moving limbs and fingers and an Assault Rifle that seems to be shoot at you?
i insert Windows 95
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Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:53 pm |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
The glass front of the machine changes to a blue screen of death.
I insert the next person to post.
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Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:29 pm |
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Darkdoom
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:06 pm Posts: 461 Location: STEPPING INTO THE RING
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get a paradox! I insert a garry's mod.
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Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:47 pm |
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Sims_Doc
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:45 am Posts: 911 Location: No Comment.
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE
You get Gman Flying up in to the air.
i insert Yellow Snow
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Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:03 pm |
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