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 I can't stop F***ing itching!!! 
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Post I can't stop F***ing itching!!!
I don't have chicken pocks, haven't been in poison oak or ivy. I have no idea why im so f***ing itchy. Theres nothing like a flea bite bump just red spots if i itch the same spot to long. Is it a rash or something? Its everyone on my body.


Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:45 am
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Post Re: I can't stop F***ing itching!!!
You have full-body SuperHerpes. The only cure is death. Truly, truly sorry.


Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:21 am
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Post Re: I can't stop F***ing itching!!!
Entering the state of vegetable also cures it.


Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:32 am
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Lol. Must of just been a heat rash because it cooled down, Thank god for fans, and went away. I will use those curses next time.


Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:36 pm
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Post Re: I can't stop F***ing itching!!!
No I am pretty sure you have to die for it to cure fully.


Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:43 pm
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Do you have a fever? Then the only prescription is more cowbell.


Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:09 pm
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The greatest medical professionals on the internet have cume to the diagnosis of AIDS and the suggested cure is to an hero.

That's not my civilised state at all.


Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:58 pm
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Post Re: I can't stop F***ing itching!!!
Alright, this isn't going anywhere productive.


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