I have the game bought and I put my billing email but I still isn't a Trooper.
(Note i put it in like months ago, I just started to care.)

Yep, still plenty broken. Kinda like the wiki.

Also, there's a site support and feedback section, at the bottom. This should have been there.

I'll just go ahead and mention that signatures are still gone too, even though that was 'supposed' to be only temporary, but the excuse cleverly had an expiration date that would be after most people that cared wouldn't anymore.
Weaseling your way out of saying "I'm taking away sigs whether you like it or not" by distracting the opposed with a compromise until they don't care anymore, and then probably not following through with the compromise, is pretty unchill.

That was kinda confusing but i got it.

The points:
1. Yes, badges are broken. The wiki also is.
2. Azukki (and others) are unhappy with signatures' absence beyond the date when weasel was supposed to have reinstated them if the PHPBB patch didn't come.

Badges are apparently unlikely to be unbroken soonish, either. We don't really have anyone with the expertise to fiddle around with it that has access to it.

A month ago I PMed weasel, who apparently deals with billing issues, my billing email and asked politely for the trooper badge with no response...

I'm pretty sure it's scancode who deals with the billing and keys and such.
Weasel deals with the community and such, and isn't outwardly active now because apparently he's satisfied with where things are.
Data actually makes the game's engine and such. He also makes a dev log post approximately thrice in a blue moon.
Prom makes official spriting and art, as well as directing some of the story and themes of the game.
Some other guys incorporated Lua in collaboration with data.
Content devs make vanilla content.
Admins and mods manage the forum.
And there's no one to deal with technical issues of the forums.

Correct me where applicable.

Arne also keeps the forum morale up with the occational drawring :3

I can't keep doing this, y'know. I'm technically on vacation.

Posted from my iPad.

Who the ♥♥♥♥ cares. They mean nothing.

**Above** Coming from someone who already got there Trooper badge.

Request lock (Think this might end up in a flame war sometime soon)

Seriously, they don't mean a squat.
Only one that matters at all is engineer.

Granted.
Agreed that there's not much this thread can accomplish anymore.