Hohoho, no longer unconscious.
Me end moy froynd aur...eenkopasseteyted. Eet vood be noice eef you fokkers would do yer jawbs and geyt over hier und peytch us zeh fakk up!Right myself and adjust my ally to be in a less-painful position.

Seriously, though, Yoman, this is like the seventh turn spent trying to summon a medic. It doesn't seem like there's anyone in greater need than us. I think it's time to get me and Foil a medic considering we're RIGHT NEXT TO THE MEDICS.

And I've been trying to call one since that blur whose arm I shattered. I also feel like vlad and me bonded from necessity and fear, but that might be just me.

Fight the pain with ma rage face

ROLL
EDIT: Arg, disregard. Sorry.

Whats with all these weird roll modifiers? i.e:6-1=6?

Don't question it, it has kept us alive on a number of occasions, I am sure.

WTF? Was I somehow high without knowing when I did those?

Im back and want control of mah character again.

Void, refer to the new character on the next page.

Imma chargin mah roll... later. (On PS3 naow, must wait for compooter access.)

Yolady, for like the past five or six rolls (maybe even further back) you've had messed-up modifiers like that. BUT DO NOT QUESTION IT! It is merely some god talking through you to us in code.

(I accidentally posted this as a new topic because I fail at life and just woke up...)

Heres my new character since BJJ has become a NPC.

Name: VN Warrior
Age: 1, the year on the factory assembly line.
Equipment: Thick metal armour, Large Rotary Auto Cannon, 10 drums of ammo (125 Shells per drum, easy to remove drums) , Machinegun (2 Boxes, each 500 rounds), Fission power core, Mk4 Processing Core with AI 1.1b, High resolution camera with heat/night vision, BlackBox recorder, Linksys wireless card (To download software updates?), backup processing core in main body.

Appearance: Large, Jungle camo, Serial number on the back along with corporate logo, 8 legged frame with the rotary autocannon mounted bellowAbove the head, Camera embedded in front of head front to detect hostiles. Y Shaped adjustable feet ( The 'Toes' Can move closer to each other and other such things. )
Primary Weapon: Large Auto Cannon
Secondary Weapon: Machinegun.
Tertiary Weapon: Crush people.
Abilities: Dreadnaught ( Large size means +1 to armour, but unable to get into small locations, or through single wide door. The large size also makes it easier to hit, but +1 to standing after a explosion, Because its a machine, its vulnerable to all things a machine is vulnerable to, including EMP, Hacking, Being knocked over, and various other things that are horrific to machinery, the large bot is unable to sneak what so ever, as it produces quite alot of sound from moving. Since its a machine it cant be healed in the normal way, needed repairs in a garage to replace parts of the metal shell.)
Role: Dreadnaught, Heavy Fire support.

Backstory: The corporation thats funding this expedition desired a bit of security to protect its investment not only from various wildlife, but also from other corporations that are also interested in the tree. They also needed a good field testing for the VN Warrior, a new development thats designed to revolutionize warfare. So they put 1 & 1 together, sending the VN Warrior to protect the investment, while also recording its performance in a jungle enviroment.

So they shipped the VN Warrior to protect the expedition.

EDIT: Thanks shadow for helping out with this.

Summarized: Visual Novel Warrior (hehe)
Age: 3 months on the production line (It SHOULD know that much)
Primary Weapon: Large Rotary Auto Cannon with 10 drums of ammo (how much per drum?)
Secondary Weapon: Machine Gun (How many clips/boxes/chains and how many per clips/boxes/chains?)
Tertiary Weapon: Walk over people.
Apperance: Large, Arachnoid with jungle camo and a serial number on the back with the corporate logo, Camera mounted up front in a protected sphere with the auto cannon from the top with it's own camera (From below won't let you fire to the sides since the legs obstruct it no?) NOTE: the feet must be the wide claw type since this is the jungle and it can sink in mud or get uneven footing if it can't change the elevation for portions of the foot

WHOA WHOA WHOA NO WAIT ARG YOU CANT DO THAT

I made BJJ an NPC only temporarily until you were back. When you got back you would have had to wait til someone died and then you got back in the game.

I did NOT give you the chance to make a new character and then bump you up the waiting queue.

If you want a new character then you have to resign, I will take BJJ over PERMANENTLY (and he might die) and you go to the bottom of the waiting list.

I'm sorry I couldn't do the roll before, something came up. It will magically appear here within two hours.

And for those two whiney ♥♥♥♥♥es on the last page, yes the medic/s are in the truck with you, but THE TRUCK WAS BLOWN BACKWARD AND TIPPED OVER. So they are just as hurt as you two are.

I'm tired.

Refer to the top of the waiting list part.

Besides, il just have my old character back if it dont quite work out.

No, it doesn't work like that. You can play as BJJ or you can WAIT to play as the VN Warrior.

ROLL