I hate you.

>Fix my brain to let me understand AND speak human languages again. Then yell at people to get rid of the stone sticking me to the floor.

That was badass. But not totally what I had in mind. However, I intend to amend it!
MLC, I'm going to get that last Dorf!
Yell the above comment to MLC, then using my wings, swoop down on the fleeing Dorf, hold him tight in a bear hug, and fly back to the Room with MLC and JJ, where we will interrogate this Dorf.

Umm, why does FOA gets to be the hated bastard? though what Blue says is usually true, your ass WILL be grass unless you can come up with a good comeback I want to PM blue I love her, too bad I never met her IG..

Also, wasn't I in the room with JJ?

EDIT: Amended, two posts down.

Ragdoll you might as well try to learn a power.

> Use my kinesises to improve my Nautical Shiv using stone and blue metal.

Good point.

>Attempt to learn Passive Power: CQC Expert (+1 to all rolls involving a melee attack)

She's more likely to rip your body in two rather than embrace it Then again, running away probably won't make the situation any better.

Hey I know there will be no hug.
And I learned that am not wearing the hat of mass teleprotation.

Then what does the hat do then? Some kind of barrier to protect its owner from deathly attacks if placed on the ground? That'd be useful.

EDIT: erm.. It says the hat was taken. We're talking about the Fedora of the Gods right?

Perhaps if I summoned Truckasauraus Rex, we could temporarily distract Blue.

... What was that ragdoll, YOU WANT TO MESS WITH BLUE DEMON?

NONE CAN WITHSTAND TRUCKASAURUS REX!






Actually jk he's a bit of a pansy, I'm sure Blue could probably topple the whole thing over in one blow.

> And cough up some blood |

I think she wants to beat the living ♥♥♥♥ out of me many times, she needs to know about this, so she knows when to stop.

Hyper dropping off the face of the earth is a bad thing! Get back here and entertain us.

also ROLL

Edit:after shadow actually posts an action