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				 Seraph 
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					 Joined: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:28 pm Posts: 868 Location: London Server
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						The slot starts gushing with angst and apathy.
  I put in Nirvana. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:30 am | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 whitty 
				
				
					 Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:31 am Posts: 2982 Location: Texas
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						It spits out five little baby vending machines, three of which start chasing you around the break room you are in.
  I insert a pizza. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:41 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 unwoundpath 
				
				
					 Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						you get a empty box i insert a whitty 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:57 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 TorrentHKU 
				Loose Canon 
				
					 Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						You get a Whittburger. I insert a Diamond Pickaxe. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:16 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				    
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				 CrazyMLC 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						You get a sign saying "STAY ON TOPIC" I insert a DRLFF pamphlet. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:03 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				    
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				 FuzzyMelon 
				
				
					 Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:52 am Posts: 229
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						You mail the coupon in the pamphlet and receive a guide, "DRL Fan Forum Survival for Dummies". The only thing contained in this 247 page book is "Read the stickies" on every page.
  I insert a piece of paper with "collectgarbage" written on it 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:17 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 caekdaemon 
				Data Realms Elite 
				
					 Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						The machine devoures you. I insert the 3 laws of robotics. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:25 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				    
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				 Lizardheim 
				DRL Developer 
				
					 Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						You get a robot revolution. I insert an annoying forum game. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:27 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 whitty 
				
				
					 Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:31 am Posts: 2982 Location: Texas
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						You get a higher post count. I insert a banhammer. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:28 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 TorrentHKU 
				Loose Canon 
				
					 Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						You get a troll. I insert the Mona Lisa. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:31 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				    
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				 YHTFLKC 
				
				
					 Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 590 Location: USA
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						You are arrested.
  I manage to fit a sticker through the coin slot. 
					
  
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				 unwoundpath 
				
				
					 Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						you get sticky fingers.  i insert metroids. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:33 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 TorrentHKU 
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					 Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						The machine chops it into pieces, and adds it to beans. I insert the (hopefully) unfinished B24. If B24 IS finished and not released, then we all have great reason to be pissed. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:19 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				    
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				 Lizardheim 
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					 Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						You get an active forum. I insert Sakiskid's severed arm. 
					
  
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			| Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:21 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 unwoundpath 
				
				
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				  Re: Vending Machine  
					
						you get a fingertip i (somehow) insert a house. 
					
  
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