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Seraph
Moderator Hero
Joined: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:28 pm Posts: 868 Location: London Server
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 Re: Vending Machine
The slot starts gushing with angst and apathy.
I put in Nirvana.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:30 am |
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whitty
Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:31 am Posts: 2982 Location: Texas
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 Re: Vending Machine
It spits out five little baby vending machines, three of which start chasing you around the break room you are in.
I insert a pizza.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:41 pm |
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unwoundpath
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
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 Re: Vending Machine
you get a empty box i insert a whitty
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:57 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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 Re: Vending Machine
You get a Whittburger. I insert a Diamond Pickaxe.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:16 pm |
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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 Re: Vending Machine
You get a sign saying "STAY ON TOPIC" I insert a DRLFF pamphlet.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:03 pm |
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FuzzyMelon
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:52 am Posts: 229
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 Re: Vending Machine
You mail the coupon in the pamphlet and receive a guide, "DRL Fan Forum Survival for Dummies". The only thing contained in this 247 page book is "Read the stickies" on every page.
I insert a piece of paper with "collectgarbage" written on it
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:17 pm |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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 Re: Vending Machine
The machine devoures you. I insert the 3 laws of robotics.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:25 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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 Re: Vending Machine
You get a robot revolution. I insert an annoying forum game.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:27 pm |
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whitty
Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:31 am Posts: 2982 Location: Texas
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 Re: Vending Machine
You get a higher post count. I insert a banhammer.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:28 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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 Re: Vending Machine
You get a troll. I insert the Mona Lisa.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:31 pm |
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YHTFLKC
Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 590 Location: USA
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 Re: Vending Machine
You are arrested.
I manage to fit a sticker through the coin slot.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:32 pm |
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unwoundpath
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
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 Re: Vending Machine
you get sticky fingers. i insert metroids.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:33 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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 Re: Vending Machine
The machine chops it into pieces, and adds it to beans. I insert the (hopefully) unfinished B24. If B24 IS finished and not released, then we all have great reason to be pissed.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:19 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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 Re: Vending Machine
You get an active forum. I insert Sakiskid's severed arm.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:21 pm |
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unwoundpath
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
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 Re: Vending Machine
you get a fingertip i (somehow) insert a house.
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:22 pm |
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