You get a good mod

I insert a Admin of the board who doesent like forum games.

You get nothing. The admins have deserted us, we have only mods.
I insert TLB's Computer brain.

You get an Error
I insert shooks anal kanoon

You get a useless forum game.

I insert a post-it with Data's face on it.

The things have to be related...

You get Data
I insert an overused meme

You get AIDS.
I insert a a box of Cap'n Crunch.

you go off topic
i insert brutality mod

Blood starts pouring out of the change slot.
I put in all the hatred the mods have for these pointless games in.
Seriously, I'm starting to feel a little bit of it in me too. I <3 Rtd, but everything else is starting to annoy me. Plus, I feel like off-topic is now the most active part of the forum.

In terms of posts/day, probably. In terms of useful discussion, doubtful.
Contemplating locking this, but in the meantime I'll make a contribution.

A lock-bomb with a quantum timer pops out.
I put a tidbit of common sense in.

A thousand noobs come and steal it away.
I insert a crab.

You get a coupon for a free crab.

I insert a Coalition Helmet.

you get 1 sniper survival
i insert crab bombs.

God strikes you down before you can destroy the world.
I put the intangible qualities of love and hate in.

You get your Girlfriend ditching you for the hulk.
I insert a devil's horn.