So as of the new version of DF adventure mode in DF has been modified greatly, and now feels like a much more Fun experience. I thought we could do a community lets play with it. To start we need to pick a race (I've got deons genesis mod installed, which adds a lot more creatures and races to mess around with. I also have the wizard tower mod installed, which just adds wizards, magic missiles, and fireballs.
Rules:
1) first come first serve. I'll only use the first four suggestions that come up.
2) While I understand loosing is fun I don't want it to be a near constant leap off a cliff or drown in a puddle. So Suggestions like that will be ignored unless absolutely necessary (IE Adventurer is trapped at the edge of a cliff and we're surrounded by monsters and things are looking bad for us.)
3) Only one suggestion Per turn.

And that's it.

While I was writing that big wall of text I generated a new world for us to start.

Welcome to Xah Thran "The Dimensions of Dawn."
What will our mighty adventurer be born as?

A Dwarf Lady.
May her beard be long and prosperous.

Done you are born a dwarf from the last great fortress.

We must now decide our skills.

One swim, a few Armour, a few dodger, the rest Axe.

Your skills are locked in. You will be born a women Steel dwarf! Hail Armok my much blood be spilled in his name. Actually come to think of it what is our name?

I'm thinking Urist Bobrurtarmid [Dagger Motherblade],
http://daisyct.org/daniel/EnglishDwarfDictionary.html

Wait for more people from now on... I don't wanna take over.

Well this is really just setting up so it is on a first come basis. Also I don't know how to change the rear compound but our name was close enough Urist Uristezar.

You wake up bleary eyed after hitting your head after many months of hard drinking you awake in the middle of the forest. You remember nothing of your life before. You also have the taste of the fresh air in your mouth. It is most foul. What should your first action be?

Go south. Attempt to find a village or something.

You find a map on your person that reveals the location of several establishments nearby. Do you still wish to continue south?

Edit: I'm playing minecraft I'll continue the adventure tomorrow.

Go murder a few dozen forest animals then go murdering everyone's favourite race of hippies.

Go find one of the establishments, and kill three of the inhabitants. Just three.

On your way to the elven forest retreat you come across some giant ants. They will feel the blister of your fiery axe! FOR ARMOK!

After a slightly anticlimactic battle the ants are dead.
Now we shall make our way to the elves forest.

When you first enter the town you are filled with the urge to sneak around and murder three of it's residents at random. Stealthily you sneak until you come across a priest and follow him into the town's pub. Sneaking up behind him you are unsure of your future/

Come on now, don't be a pussy. Take down at least two of the hippies, and then book it outta there.

Suddenly you hear the words :
IN you head. Not wanting to anger your head voices you take a hack at the preist.

You figure that if he wants to live amongst elves he shall be treated like them.
As you leave the pub to continue your journey you see his severed head resting between two beds.

As a trophy for your god you pick up the head for later use.


You ask your gods for an answer: Do we sit in wait for more people to enter the pub, or do we actively search out the tree huggers?

Go walkabout, find a shop with some arrows and kill the owner for some throwing ammunition. Commit arson upon the trees around the building you commit the murder in.