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			| Joe 
					Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am
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   |   GoW3: Clayton CarmineDo you think the latest Carmine brother in the GoW series should live or die in GoW3? If you think he should die, list in very explicit detail  how he should die. Remember, we're talking about this guy:  He can wield an assault chaingun with one hand whilst strangling a grub with the other. If he's going to die, his death must be so 3p0k that it takes at least  half of the Lambent Locust Horde with him
 
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			| dragonxp 
					Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:16 am
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineSniper to the head, again.
 Edit: and it explodes in the most gory way possible.
 
 
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			| Joe 
					Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineWhile I can agree on the incredibly gory part, you'll notice that the deaths in GoW for the Carmine bros become increasingly more epic (eg: Sniper to the head < Ripped apart by the immune system of a giant worm).
 A bullet to the head just wouldn't do the man justice! I recommend some sort of incredibly epic Lambent Berserker Last Stand with his
 bearBARE hands, taking down like, 20 of them with his raw fists before pulling pins on all his grenades and charging at the last 50 of them (killing them all, of course) 
 
 
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			| Twwig 
					Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:48 am
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineMan of this size and manliness needs fuel. And when he hungers, this happens: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=19362 On the flip side, we could always just pray to every god in existence that they kill off Baird instead.
 
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			| FoiL 
					Joined: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:02 pm
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine Putting that aside, it'll probably be a last stand while defending a bomb.
 
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			| Barnox 
					Joined: Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:57 pm
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineFoiL wrote: Putting that aside, it'll probably be a last stand while defendingrunning a bomb to the endzone.Also, GoW3 needs this gun. 
 
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			| Joe 
					Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineAdam Sessler @ Comic-con wrote: "Carmine killing is a tradition! Breaking tradition is not cool."
 
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			| YHTFLKC 
					Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 am
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 Location: USA
   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineChainsaw + gun = ChainsawgunTrain + gun = Traingun?
 Silly, in my opinion... funny though.
 
 
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			| Joe 
					Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineOobagoo wrote: Chainsaw + gun = ChainsawgunTrain + gun = Traingun?
Someone should totally make that in Heph Thunders...
 
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			| Lizardheim DRL Developer 
					Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineHow the hell would he fit a whole train in his inventory? 
 
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			| Petethegoat 
					Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:02 pm
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineLizard wrote: How the hell would he fit a whole train in his inventory?The same way he fits his enormous biceps into his armour.
 
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			| Lizardheim DRL Developer 
					Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineTalking bout the heph thunders guy, not the awesome muscle guy with a shoot to kill attitude. 
 
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			| Joe 
					Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineYou know how I think he should die? Carmine should do the whole "Last stand" thing, then die, then get vomited on by one of those mutated Lambent grubs, turn into a horribly mutated Carmine with Lambent powers, and resume killing Locust until he's simply ripped to shreds and there's nothing left.
 Post-mortem raeg ftw.
 
 @Lizard: Or at least the Chainsaw + Gun = Lancer assault rifle
 
 
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			| Petethegoat 
					Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:02 pm
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineLizard wrote: Talking bout the heph thunders guy, not the awesome muscle guy with a shoot to kill attitude.Whoops. :V My bad.
 
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			| Disst 
					Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:47 am
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   |   Re: GoW3: Clayton CarmineOh my, yet more hypermasculine power-armoured twats.
 
 I think they should wipe out the entire squad and replace them with characters that are less insipid than a slice of buttered bread.
 
 
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