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Joe
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am Posts: 347 Location: The place where asses go to be bad
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GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Do you think the latest Carmine brother in the GoW series should live or die in GoW3? If you think he should die, list in very explicit detail how he should die. Remember, we're talking about this guy: He can wield an assault chaingun with one hand whilst strangling a grub with the other. If he's going to die, his death must be so 3p0k that it takes at least half of the Lambent Locust Horde with him
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:03 pm |
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dragonxp
Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 3032 Location: Somewhere in the universe
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Sniper to the head, again.
Edit: and it explodes in the most gory way possible.
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:09 pm |
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Joe
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am Posts: 347 Location: The place where asses go to be bad
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
While I can agree on the incredibly gory part, you'll notice that the deaths in GoW for the Carmine bros become increasingly more epic (eg: Sniper to the head < Ripped apart by the immune system of a giant worm).
A bullet to the head just wouldn't do the man justice! I recommend some sort of incredibly epic Lambent Berserker Last Stand with his bear BARE hands, taking down like, 20 of them with his raw fists before pulling pins on all his grenades and charging at the last 50 of them (killing them all, of course)
Last edited by Joe on Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:46 pm |
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Twwig
Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:48 am Posts: 51 Location: Somewhere very cold.
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Man of this size and manliness needs fuel. And when he hungers, this happens: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=19362On the flip side, we could always just pray to every god in existence that they kill off Baird instead.
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:27 pm |
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FoiL
Joined: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:02 pm Posts: 1434
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Putting that aside, it'll probably be a last stand while defending a bomb.
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:32 pm |
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Barnox
Joined: Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:57 pm Posts: 1020
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
FoiL wrote: Putting that aside, it'll probably be a last stand while defending running a bomb to the endzone. Also, GoW3 needs this gun.
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:38 pm |
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Joe
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am Posts: 347 Location: The place where asses go to be bad
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Adam Sessler @ Comic-con wrote: "Carmine killing is a tradition! Breaking tradition is not cool."
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:43 pm |
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YHTFLKC
Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 590 Location: USA
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Chainsaw + gun = Chainsawgun Train + gun = Traingun? Silly, in my opinion... funny though.
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:44 pm |
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Joe
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am Posts: 347 Location: The place where asses go to be bad
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Oobagoo wrote: Chainsaw + gun = Chainsawgun Train + gun = Traingun? Someone should totally make that in Heph Thunders...
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:46 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
How the hell would he fit a whole train in his inventory?
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:09 pm |
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Petethegoat
Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:02 pm Posts: 905
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Lizard wrote: How the hell would he fit a whole train in his inventory? The same way he fits his enormous biceps into his armour.
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:22 pm |
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Lizardheim
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Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Talking bout the heph thunders guy, not the awesome muscle guy with a shoot to kill attitude.
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:24 pm |
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Joe
Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am Posts: 347 Location: The place where asses go to be bad
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
You know how I think he should die? Carmine should do the whole "Last stand" thing, then die, then get vomited on by one of those mutated Lambent grubs, turn into a horribly mutated Carmine with Lambent powers, and resume killing Locust until he's simply ripped to shreds and there's nothing left.
Post-mortem raeg ftw.
@Lizard: Or at least the Chainsaw + Gun = Lancer assault rifle
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:30 pm |
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Petethegoat
Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:02 pm Posts: 905
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Lizard wrote: Talking bout the heph thunders guy, not the awesome muscle guy with a shoot to kill attitude. Whoops. :V My bad.
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:33 pm |
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Disst
Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:47 am Posts: 1182
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Re: GoW3: Clayton Carmine
Oh my, yet more hypermasculine power-armoured twats.
I think they should wipe out the entire squad and replace them with characters that are less insipid than a slice of buttered bread.
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:54 pm |
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