Page 200 get!
Yay childishness

*takes bow*
I am slightly insane! I get page 200 and nothing will ever happen that has to do with this post.

Warnget. For: spamget. -Duh102

Haha what?
You honestly think it's such a big deal to be the first to post on a page?

It normally isn't, but I suppose 200 pages is a bit of a milestone.
That's why I disguised my page 100 spamget in the other one as a real post! >:3

Yes i attempted to do so but the admins caught me before i could...

Also if his hands and feet are behind his back i don't know how hes going to do that.

You're questioning how that will happen in a game where people can become part plant in a few minutes.

Although this may seem silly, it does follow some of the logical rules. Like, you can't get something with your hands if your hands are tied up.

Or eat with a dislocated jaw!

Eh, that you can probably do. At least swallow the food whole or something. At any rate, Hyper, is Twiggy going to ram JJ and Shadow? And can we have an updated map?

Twiggy won't ram them, but he will shoot right past them if you don't ask him to stop. They could still jump on or be picked up, but as you can imagine, there's a significantly higher chance of something going horribly wrong, especially considering JJ and Shadow's conditions.

Tomaster, we need your action.

Updated map? Uhhh, maybe. If I ever finish the BALROG, then I'll update the map afterwards.

Wow, I totally forgot to do my action. I feel like Foa.
Keep the black case until I can find somewhere suitable to land. Start flying towards Dwarven Island Twiggy. If I can make it this turn, then land as well.

all actions in place, roll please :3

Why do I think you guys are gonna end up meeting a Giant sandworm from dune? You whould have fun taking it down, it has diamond teeth.

Sweet, MORE SERPENT LIKE BOSSES!!!

The BALROG is done! YAY! Now time to roll!

CrazyMLC[3+1=4]: You try again with your regeneration, this time keeping a close eye on the Rabbats. The wrestling three come back towards you, but you shoo them off, and they scamper back to the rest of the group. You then lie back in the sun again, and focus on your Photosynthesis and Metabolic Regeneration. By combining the two of them together, you free up space in your mind, but you don't lose any abilities! You can already feel the regrowth in your broken leg, itching like a thousand ants in your bone oh god the itch the itch HELP HELP HELP.
Abilities:
- Elemental Kinesises [###]
- #-Point Star
- Kinetic Trance
- Olympian Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration [#]
- Razor Leaves
- Relaxed (+1 to rolls)
Inventory:
- Nautical Shiv
- Wiffles' Orb
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:
- Left leg broken (Splinted, Heal in 3 turns)

Tomaster [3]: You've waited for the Elemental long enough, it isn't about to resurface. Turning away from the island, you fly off in to the SouthEast. It takes a few minutes, especially with Twiggy's lead on you, but you can eventually see Twiggy in the distance! Continuing at this rate, you should get there by next roll.
Inventory:
- 1 BLCBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)
- Black Case
Abilities:
- Wing (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Summon Shade [##]
- Invisibility
- Super Strength [#] (+1 to any rolls involving strength, provides moderate protection against impacts)

Foa [5+1=6]:You start dreaming, and quickly realize that you're in a dream. Probably. In any case, you examine your dream surroundings. You seem to be in a large domed room, made of some grey material. You can't make much detail out, everything is blurry and fuzzy. But basic shapes and figures are determinable. You look around the room, and see 5 figures besides yourself. They stand around the room, all turned towards the center. Near the edge of the room, a giant four legged creature with some large, unidentifiable thing where its head should be stands on all fours. On its back rides a figure cloaked in white, holding a long black and silver object. Next to the four legged thing is what must be Frederic. Then, you look towards the center of the room. Something lies in the center, crumpled up on the ground. It's shiny and in a twisted heap. Above the heap of shiny wreckage floats a ball. A black ball. This is the only thing in the entire room in focus. The moment you see the ball, it pulses. Then, it shoots towards you, and everything goes dark.
You bolt upright screaming, awake. MLC and the Rabbats are around you, obviously frightened. It seems as though you've been screaming for a bit. Panting, you mutter:
"What... What the hell was that thing?"
Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
- 8 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 18|18)
- Fedora of the Gods
Abilities:
- Ranged Teleprotation

JJA79 [4-1=3]: You have one broken arm, several broken ribs, and you are paralyzed from the waist down. You think you like those odds. By using ergokinesis, you simulate a kicking motion with your legs, and swim with your right arm. With this, you manage to swim back up to the surface of the water, and gasp for breath. Shadow is nearby, so you grab onto the chunk of styrofoam he has, and hold on for dear life.
Abilities:
- Life Energy Stealing [#]
- Always Thinking [-#]
- Gyrokinesis (Gravity Control) [***]
- Ergokinesis (Energy Control, +1 to melee and reflexes)[##]
- Bird Communication [#]
Injuries:
- Sore (-1 to strenuous action, lasts 5 turns)
- Broken Left Arm
- Broken Ribs (-1 to strenuous action)
- Broken Lower Spine (Legs paralyzed)
- Fractured Legs (Paralyzed)
- Chilled

ShadoWKilleR255 [6]: After helping JJ up onto the block of styrofoam, you notice a big red thing swimming through the water towards you. You also notice that you're right in its path. Quickly, you lift the two of you up with Telekinesis, abandoning the foam block. You make it halfway over edge of the red centipede, then it gets to your position, and hits you. Both you and JJ were barely up high enough to grab onto its back, but it rammed both of your legs. Because of your Nanotube Skeleton, all you feel is a bad numbness in your legs, that will probably give way to large amounts of pain and bruising later. You think JJ's legs might have broken from the impact, but he isn't showing any signs of realizing it.
Abilities:
- Precision Mass/Energy Control [###]
- Telekinesis [###]
- COMBO TECHNIQUE: Massively Effective Accelerator Rifle
- Nanotube Skeleton
- Cheating the System [-##]
Inventory:
- Archipelago Map
- Knuckle Blade
Injuries:
- Numb Legs (-2 to walking, fades in 2 turns)

Ragdollmaster [4]: "Okay, let's try.. THIS!"
You painfully slip your arms under you, and your legs through your bound arms. With a bit of grunting and wriggling, you get your hands in front of you, where you can manipulate them. You then go to town on the ropes with your teeth.
2 minutes later, your teeth hurt, and the ropes are still on. Hrmm. A quick feeling around with your fingers reveals that your saliva has weakened the ropes a bit! You then go back to work, this time gumming the ropes, without actually chewing them.
20 minutes later, the ropes are practically ready to fall apart, and you easily bite through the soft and weak rope. Your rub your wrists, hands now numb from the tight rope and pruny from your spit.
Inventory:
- Satchel
- Whistle
- Orange Smoke Flare
- Green Gelatin (with Evil Pineapple Chunks)
- A Fake Mustache
Abilities:
- Invisibility
Injuries:
- Numb Hands (-1 to using hands for 2 turns)
- Bound Ankles

Game Event: Tomaster is chasing after Twiggy.
MLC and Foa are both already on Twiggy.
JJ and Shadow both just got on Twiggy.
Ragdollmaster is at the spires, in a jail cell.

As MLC tries to ask what Foa was screaming about, he hears a loud *WHUMP* from the front, and turns to see JJ and Shadow on Twiggy's back, JJ bent in several odd ways.

2 TURNS UNTIL TWIGGY REACHES THE SPIRES.

>Attempt to gain the ability of electrokinesis (creation, control, and manipulation of lightning/electricity)

I figure I should give myself some teeth, so to speak, before I try untying my ankles- this way, if a dwarf dominatrix guard shows up, I'm not some vulnerable little human untying his feet, but rather a psychotic loony with lightning arms ala Infamous.

On a completely different note, does anybody recognize my Green Gelatin (with Evil Pineapple Chunks) from anywhere?