Maybe name the dwarf Urist McSailor?

I'd like to start off with the ability to turn invisible

Beardman seems friendly enough, and as a purely evil character it is my obligation to kill him. Stab Beardman in the neck. (I assume my "small military pack" must have a knife :v)

Try to be less malicious and a bit more conniving and cunning with your evil, young one.

Simply find a way to ruin his good name with the rest of the midgets, then frame him for a crime. He will surely be hung.

Never! I demand graphic violence against people of reduced stature >:C

And now, Foa!
Also, the pack contains a few things that any sane person would take onto a boat (A rope, whistle, orange smoke flare) plus a few things that ragdoll packed because he's crazy (Utility knife, [BLANK], [BLANK])

Utility knife, Green Gelatin (with Evil Pineapple Chunks), and a fake mustache.

put the light flare in his mouth, and sit on him while stabbing him in the face. That leads to epic wins, or funny fails.

It's a smoke flare. As in, it makes copious amounts of orange, very visible smoke.

do you really want orange smoke in your mouth? I thought not.

Do you really want to waste the flare like that?

Evil people do stuff like that. Also, thats very fun

It's too long of an action.

I'd be perfectly fine with you shoving the flare in his mouth as well, it'd just be a waste.
Offtopic-ish, I'm making a Dice Meister avatar, and I'd appreciate any help that could be given.

EDIT: Shitty Die looks shitty.

EDIT 2: IGNORE THE AA, I'M FIXING IT.

A rotating die? What exactly do you mean when you say Dice Meister?

That's what I call myself as runner of this RtD. Dice Meister. And no, it will not be animutated. This is gonna be difficult enough as is.