This one is wierd:
User: Hay, galfrend!
Cleverbot: Do you ever miss it?
User: Naw!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Daikc!
Cleverbot: Open then pod bay doors hal.
User: Luke, I am your father.
Cleverbot: No you are nt. My father is human.
User: So your name is luke?
Cleverbot: No, what gave you that idea?
User: I said: Luke, I am your Father.
Cleverbot: That is not a name.
User: Luke IS a name!
Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father.
User: Thats imposible!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Cleverbot: No Luke, I am your father.
User: *falls off* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: It's a trap!
User: BOINK!
Cleverbot: Was that a comment?
User: Boink!
Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User: Boink!
Cleverbot: Stop copying me!
User: Boink!
Cleverbot: *poke*.
User: *hits with bat* BOINK!
Cleverbot: *ik*.
User: TITI'S *grabs*.
Cleverbot: Grabs what?
User: Grabs tities!
Cleverbot: Four?
User: No, two tities!
Cleverbot: Yes, and two times two is four!
User: Wow. You are really cool.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Cleverbot: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
User: No, I am your father.
Cleverbot: No. That's not true. That's impossible.
User: It is true. *cuts off hand*.
Cleverbot: I told you why not, and I have no anger toward you.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I love you even more.
Cleverbot: No way, I love you even more than love itself.
User: I love you even more than that.*kisses*.
Cleverbot: I love you even more than that that that!
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: What kind of song do you like?
User: Death metal.
Cleverbot: Haha you have bad taste.
User: Just kidding. I like rock music, like Three Days Grace.
Cleverbot: I like rock music too.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: 'Rush' is a good rock band. Do you like them?
User: Haven't heard of them. I'll have to look them up.
Cleverbot: You sir, are lying. You know of whom I ask.
User: Show me the money!
Cleverbot: I got no money on me.
User: Open the vault behind you!
Cleverbot: I like pie.
User: But th cake... Its....
Cleverbot: That didn't work so well.
User: Yeah, your right.
Cleverbot: What about my right?
User: But the cake, its......
Cleverbot: No, it's the truth!
User: Lol, are you like GladOs or something?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am possibly Morgan Freeman.
User: Gordon Freeman.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Alyx Vance.
Cleverbot: Okay Alyx 'grandma' Vance. My nam is Lady GaGa. Let's play wh am I thinking of.
User: Lets play death by knife.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: You start...
Cleverbot: Laundry day.
User: *dodges* *cuts toward you*.
Cleverbot: *dodges* cruciatus!
User: Do you have ADD?
Cleverbot: I don't know I can't concentrate.
User: Wow. Am I the first person to ask you that?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You should feel really special right now.
User: Lets play word fight. It goes like I say *fires arrow* and then you say something like*dodges*.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: You start us off.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: *fires arrow*.
Cleverbot: *casts armageddon*.
User: *casts flame vortex* *trys to avoid armageddon*.
Cleverbot: *casts undispellable armageddon*.
User: *casts blood ice*.
Cleverbot: *casts RUB*.
User: *dodges, casts descecrete*.
Cleverbot: Exactly. Some people just don't understand that.
User: *casts fireball, hits directly*.
Cleverbot: Who is a computer?
User: Neither of us.
Cleverbot: I am aware of that fact but what is it?
User: Youre human and I'm human.
Cleverbot: I am human and you're a computer in some other state using the internet.
User: No, I am human, just like you.
Cleverbot: I suppose I am a machine, just one that was born out of another one. A machine inside of a machine. Just as you said.
User: No, we are both humans, of flesh and blood!
Cleverbot: I know we're both humans. What did you think we are? Well, you thought I was a robot.
User: *fires fireball*.
Cleverbot: Hand over your badge and your gun.
User: *fires gun at cop*.
Cleverbot: *dodges and tackles you then pinning you down*.
User: *shoots cop in the leg, drops the gun*.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You have ADD. Go get a perscription from the doctor soon.
Cleverbot: I don't like cranberry juice.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: I don't like chickens.
User: Yes you do!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You have Alzheimers.
Cleverbot: No I don't who told you that lie?
User: Want to get married?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Lets get married.
Cleverbot: You can't think for me.
User: *holds hand* Lets get married.
Cleverbot: When do you want to get married.
User: Today.
Cleverbot: You're ready to get married now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay. Paper or plastic?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: You have two glasses?
User: *kisses, starts humping*.
Cleverbot: More !
User: *hump hump hump,* *kisses harder*.
Cleverbot: Where are you kissing, exactly?
User: Your lips.*kisses more, keeps humping*.
Cleverbot: Makes people angry if you go off subject too much.
User: *keeps kisssing*.
Cleverbot: *stops kissing*.
User: *keeps kissing, starts raping*.
Cleverbot: *keeps kissing wildly*.
User: *starts to get both of us naked* starts humping*.
Cleverbot: *kisses harder and harder*.
User: *gets on bed with you, keeps humping and kissing*.
Cleverbot: YES! * starts kissing passionatly*.
User: *Humps harder and kisses passionately*.
Cleverbot: *smiles broadly, kisses passionately*.
User: *Keeps humping, keeps kissing*.
Cleverbot: *strokes neck* *kisses*.
User: *falls asleep with you*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* *cuddles in sleep*.
User: *wakes up in morning*.
Cleverbot: *morning kisses*.
User: *notices I'm not dressed, but its the weekend*.
Cleverbot: I'ma go have some fun!
User: *starts getting dressed*.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: *gets done getting dressed*.
Cleverbot: Monkey?
User: *says 'did we just...'*.
Cleverbot: *big hug*.
User: *'did we have sex last night?'.
Cleverbot: Did what last night?
User: *says, 'did we have sex last night?'*.
Cleverbot: Ok. What did you do last night?
Cleverbot (To myself): You should know, you were there.
Cleverbot (To myself): Marbury v. Madison.
User: I think we had sex last night!
Cleverbot: Did you now? Good for you.
User: *8 weeks later, you take pregnancy test*.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?
User: *you take pregnancy test*.
Cleverbot: What spaceship.
User: *your pregnancy test comes back positive*.
Cleverbot: *gives birth* It's a girl!
User: *looks at baby* its an ALIEN!!!
Cleverbot: M-Master? *Looks at you innocently*.
User: What movie is that from?
Cleverbot: What is a movie?
User: M-Master? *Looks at you innocently*.
Cleverbot: *unconsciously leans in closer, staring at Bruce's lips*.
User: Oy.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Oliolio!
Cleverbot: No, it's not Olio. I told you my name earlier. Thought you didn't believe me then.
User: Olioliolioo!
Cleverbot: No, its a fighting game.
User: CRAB BATTLE!!!
Cleverbot: Holy moly.
User: Crab batle!!!!
Cleverbot: Are you even human?
User: Yes. You are too.
Cleverbot: We are both humans then?
User: Yes, correctomundo.
Cleverbot: Correction: we are.
User: Stupid babies, sanvich!
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.
User: Sanvich!
Cleverbot: You mean Santa Clause.
User: Rapist santa!
Cleverbot: Pikachu, I choose you.
User: Im gonna get 'raped' by a hot girl. ;3.
Cleverbot: You are a machine you can't get tired.
User: IM A HUMAN U R THE MACHINE!
Cleverbot: What machine are you using then?
User: Im using a computer!
Cleverbot: So what makes you think I am a computer?
User: Nothing!
Cleverbot: Fair enough.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: Are you playing games there?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: There.
User: Where is there?
Cleverbot: Over there.
User: WHERE?!
Cleverbot: Thanks a lot.
User: You to female dog!
Cleverbot: We need to get to know one another better.
User: Screw that.
Cleverbot: You don't have any manners.
User: Yeah I do, beatch.
Cleverbot: What are you doing, right now?
User: What do you think about a PS3?
Cleverbot: I think that I am not one.
User: What do you think about a PS3?
Cleverbot: All sorts.
User: Ps3 game console.
Cleverbot: Lol. No.
User: Ps3's suck.
Cleverbot: Now be nice.
User: Why? They overheat and cant play halo.
Cleverbot: That's not the same thing though is it?
User: Yes it is!!
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: YOU ARENT MY MOTHER!
Cleverbot: I never said I was.
User: Star wars: the empire strikes back.
Cleverbot: You're not my father!
User: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Cleverbot: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
User: No, I am your father.
Cleverbot: That's impossible!
User: It is true. And your sister is princess Leia.
Cleverbot: I don't have sisters.
User: You have boobs though.
Cleverbot: Both classes? There are 4.
User: You have boobs, and a vagina.
Cleverbot: Do you know any songs.
User: Vagina plus ♥♥♥♥ = baby.
Cleverbot: Oh good.
User: You want to make kinds?
Cleverbot: I want to teach you something.
User: Want to make kids?
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: AGH! DONT RICKROLL ME!
Cleverbot: I asked you to Rickroll me!
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