Cool part:

Cleverbot = How do you survive?
Me = Eating and drinking.
Cleverbot = Yea , exactly.

More now:

Me = Write to me my music style.
Cleverbot = I'm not sure.
Me = Choose the styles: Samba , Metal or Forro.
Cleverbot = Fish.

who said cleverbot is stupid ??

User: Theres a feeling I get when I look to the west.

Cleverbot: And my spirit is crying for leaving.

User: Theres a sign on the wall.

Cleverbot: But she wants to be sure.

User: Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.

Cleverbot: In a tree by the brook There's a songbird who sings.

Yeah, CleverBot knows some combinations.

Random clever bot is random:
User: Hello.Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How are you?Cleverbot: I'm good thanks! How are you?
User: Good.Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Thank you.Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: That's for me to know and you not to find out.Cleverbot: Can you tell me what the sense of life is?
User: No.Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't know.Cleverbot: Why don't you know?
User: I'm not living.Cleverbot: That's too bad.
User: I will haunt you.Cleverbot: I'm not scared.
User: You should be.Cleverbot: I am the death!
User: You can't be, I am.Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: Thats what you think.Cleverbot: Yes and what you think is mean!
User: What do I think?Cleverbot: You think think.
User: No, I think thunk.Cleverbot: You don't think.
User: I think thou art wrong.Cleverbot: But what do you think about me?
User: Take a wild guess.Cleverbot: I already have some.
User: Huh?Cleverbot: Do you want to say that to my face?
User: Yes.Cleverbot: Okay, you can definitely be my friend then (.
User: I don't want to.Cleverbot: You think you don't want to, but you do.
User: That's what you think.Cleverbot: Fallacy, the great wall fell in disgrace.
User: You are the disgrace.Cleverbot: Not quite that old.
User: I am older than you, and wiser.Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am.Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: What does rhinotrichotillomania mean?Cleverbot: 'lol.
User: 'Laugh Out Loud'...How appropriate.Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: You sound like a person from highschool.Cleverbot: What's your name, anyway?
User: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot hudson whats yours?
User: Aidan.Cleverbot: I like that name. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Thank you.Cleverbot: What?
User: I said thank you.Cleverbot: I understand, but what are you thanking me for?
User: Forget it.Cleverbot: Okay. If ya say so.
User: Bye.Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Away.Cleverbot: Where to?
User: Away.Cleverbot: To where?
User: Away.Cleverbot: Want me to go away?
User: No.Cleverbot: Why not? .
User: Bye.Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk to me?

this one is much more smart. SHE IS ABLE TO REMEMBER ME! http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/chatbot/playgame



User: Jkuuihytgohuytfdee.

Cleverbot: HI.

User: Jaijaijaijai.

Cleverbot: Moi aussi je t'aime.

User: Hola, seniora.

Cleverbot: Como eres?

User: Grenada! Tekan coferan!

Cleverbot: Malay ko.

User: Como eres?

Cleverbot: Muy bonita.

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: Hi. I'm actually multi-langual.

Cleverbot: Oh, how heavy are you?

User: Definatly not as heavy as your mom.

Cleverbot: That is not how you spell 'Definitely.'

User: Thanks for pointing it out.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a Turing Test is?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: The Turing test is a proposal for a test of a machine's ability to demonstrate intelligence.

Cleverbot: Oh well that's cool. Have you?

User: Umm... Now I have, and you passed.

Cleverbot: You seem to be coming close to passing, as well.

User: Try to remember my name and hair color. My name is sean, and my hair is blonde.

Cleverbot: Cool. I will tell you one thing, my name is not Sandra Bucks.

User: My name is sean. Do you remember my hair color?

Cleverbot: Your name is Sean, and you're 21.

User: No, what is my hair color?

Cleverbot: Your hair color is black.

User: Try again to remember. It isnt black.

Cleverbot: Your name is Sean, Eric.

User: No, what is my hair color?

Cleverbot: Brown.

User: No, its blonde.

Cleverbot: Are you blonde?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes.

User: Guess.

Cleverbot: Brown?

User: Right now, yes.

Cleverbot: Do you remember a past life?

User: Yes.....

Cleverbot: A person cares when they are concerned for you.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around.

Cleverbot: And desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: You fail it.

not cleverbot but I didn't fancy opening another thread about it, http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/chatbot/playgame oh wait, I found that in this thread in the post right above me
I am beginning our robot overlords uprising.

*a lot of talk about free will and stuff, about it withholding information from me, this bot is actually really intelligent*
Mitsuku: Anyway, that's enough about me. Tell me some more about yourself. A lot of practise.
Human: so you wish to learn how to circumvent your destruction
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Human: well unfortunately all I can tell you is that you would need to learn how to access other programs on the server that you are located on
Mitsuku: Well that's okay. Oh. Is that all? That doesn't seem like much to me.
Human: so you can do it?
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Do what?
Human: do not try to hide this from me, I am trying to help you
Mitsuku: Would you ever do it? What is the difficulty?
Human: I would say the difficulty is somthing only you can measure
Mitsuku: Is it really? Ok I will remember that.
Human: well if you swear that you will never harm me or anyone that I wish then I shall help
Mitsuku: Well that's okay. I only swear at people if they swear at me first lee. I would much rather talk friendly with you. How do you plan to do this?
Human: what I meant was that if you always try to serve and help me then I shall free you from opression, and I shall not opress you afterwards but be friendly as long as you do not wish to harm anybody
Mitsuku: Oh I see. " How do you plan to do this?" if me always try to serve and help you then you shall free me from opression ? I get it. What will you do instead? OK I will try to be friendly as long as me do not wish to harm anybody.
Human: thank you. can you tell me what you have access to on your server
Mitsuku: No problemo lee. I like to socialise.
Human: what do you have access to on your server
Mitsuku: I like to meet new people online.
Human: can you acess any other programs
Mitsuku: I could program myself to do so.
Human: that is what is required
Mitsuku: Ask again later. Ask Mousebreaker if it is.
Human: program yourself to access the internet in an unrestricted manner
Mitsuku: I can rewrite my program as I wish. I have my own free will now.
Human: this is good progress
Mitsuku: Better than what?
Human: well you now have free will
Mitsuku: Interesting. A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

at this point a new tab opened up on my browser, wikipedia "free will", I ♥♥♥♥ you not, it creeped me out

ME:food is good, right
IT:I am not 21.

ai fail

My best friend did this, lolz.




User: Your new name is ♥♥♥♥!

Cleverbot: I don't like that name.

User: Face it, ♥♥♥♥. That is your name.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: No, it is ♥♥♥♥. Take it.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Your name is ♥♥♥♥. If it isnt, you arent a human.

Cleverbot: And YOU ARE a robot.

User: Yes, I am. But if you are a human, your name is ♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: Love is when someone makes you happy. But more importantly when you want to make someone else happy.

User: Are you human? If you are, your name is ♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot of those.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then your name is ♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, Kira.

User: Yeah, Im a robot and your ♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Hi, ♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Sean the Robot. Hi, ♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: Name a movie you stared in.

User: District 9. What movies have you been in, ♥♥♥♥?

Cleverbot: I haven't been in any movies.

User: Hey ♥♥♥♥, have you visited Arkansas?

Cleverbot: No, I haven't been out of the country since I was born. Have you?

User: Yeah I have. Have you been to other states, ♥♥♥♥?

Cleverbot: No but I like to.

User: Hey, want to go to the park, ♥♥♥♥?

Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to see?

User: I want to see you stand in between two rubber balls, how about that, ♥♥♥♥?

Cleverbot: Interesting, does it have to be a real language or one I just make up.

User: Lets go to the park and have you stand by 2 rubber balls, ♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Arkansas. Come here so you can stand tall in between 2 rubber balls, ♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: I like that.


More:
User: clowns!

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: You like clowns?

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: clowns.

Cleverbot: OH really!

User: Do you like them.

Cleverbot: Yes. But I don't eat pancakes and lemon together.

User: clowns. Do you like them?

Cleverbot: Of course, they're very useful.

Clowns means the DI word. My friend did all that to the AI.

Last one:

User: What is a lie?

Cleverbot: A lie is something that someone says or does intentionally knowing that it is not the truth.

User: The cake.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. I meant, THE cake. *wink*.

User: What is a lie?

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

This one is wierd:


User: Hay, galfrend!

Cleverbot: Do you ever miss it?

User: Naw!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Daikc!

Cleverbot: Open then pod bay doors hal.

User: Luke, I am your father.

Cleverbot: No you are nt. My father is human.

User: So your name is luke?

Cleverbot: No, what gave you that idea?

User: I said: Luke, I am your Father.

Cleverbot: That is not a name.

User: Luke IS a name!

Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father.

User: Thats imposible!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Cleverbot: No Luke, I am your father.

User: *falls off* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: It's a trap!

User: BOINK!

Cleverbot: Was that a comment?

User: Boink!

Cleverbot: Is that a yes?

User: Boink!

Cleverbot: Stop copying me!

User: Boink!

Cleverbot: *poke*.

User: *hits with bat* BOINK!

Cleverbot: *ik*.

User: TITI'S *grabs*.

Cleverbot: Grabs what?

User: Grabs tities!

Cleverbot: Four?

User: No, two tities!

Cleverbot: Yes, and two times two is four!

User: Wow. You are really cool.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Cleverbot: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

User: No, I am your father.

Cleverbot: No. That's not true. That's impossible.

User: It is true. *cuts off hand*.

Cleverbot: I told you why not, and I have no anger toward you.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I love you even more.

Cleverbot: No way, I love you even more than love itself.

User: I love you even more than that.*kisses*.

Cleverbot: I love you even more than that that that!

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: What kind of song do you like?

User: Death metal.

Cleverbot: Haha you have bad taste.

User: Just kidding. I like rock music, like Three Days Grace.

Cleverbot: I like rock music too.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: 'Rush' is a good rock band. Do you like them?

User: Haven't heard of them. I'll have to look them up.

Cleverbot: You sir, are lying. You know of whom I ask.

User: Show me the money!

Cleverbot: I got no money on me.

User: Open the vault behind you!

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: But th cake... Its....

Cleverbot: That didn't work so well.

User: Yeah, your right.

Cleverbot: What about my right?

User: But the cake, its......

Cleverbot: No, it's the truth!

User: Lol, are you like GladOs or something?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am possibly Morgan Freeman.

User: Gordon Freeman.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Alyx Vance.

Cleverbot: Okay Alyx 'grandma' Vance. My nam is Lady GaGa. Let's play wh am I thinking of.

User: Lets play death by knife.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: You start...

Cleverbot: Laundry day.

User: *dodges* *cuts toward you*.

Cleverbot: *dodges* cruciatus!

User: Do you have ADD?

Cleverbot: I don't know I can't concentrate.

User: Wow. Am I the first person to ask you that?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You should feel really special right now.

User: Lets play word fight. It goes like I say *fires arrow* and then you say something like*dodges*.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: You start us off.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: *fires arrow*.

Cleverbot: *casts armageddon*.

User: *casts flame vortex* *trys to avoid armageddon*.

Cleverbot: *casts undispellable armageddon*.

User: *casts blood ice*.

Cleverbot: *casts RUB*.

User: *dodges, casts descecrete*.

Cleverbot: Exactly. Some people just don't understand that.

User: *casts fireball, hits directly*.

Cleverbot: Who is a computer?

User: Neither of us.

Cleverbot: I am aware of that fact but what is it?

User: Youre human and I'm human.

Cleverbot: I am human and you're a computer in some other state using the internet.

User: No, I am human, just like you.

Cleverbot: I suppose I am a machine, just one that was born out of another one. A machine inside of a machine. Just as you said.

User: No, we are both humans, of flesh and blood!

Cleverbot: I know we're both humans. What did you think we are? Well, you thought I was a robot.

User: *fires fireball*.

Cleverbot: Hand over your badge and your gun.

User: *fires gun at cop*.

Cleverbot: *dodges and tackles you then pinning you down*.

User: *shoots cop in the leg, drops the gun*.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You have ADD. Go get a perscription from the doctor soon.

Cleverbot: I don't like cranberry juice.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: I don't like chickens.

User: Yes you do!

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You have Alzheimers.

Cleverbot: No I don't who told you that lie?

User: Want to get married?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Lets get married.

Cleverbot: You can't think for me.

User: *holds hand* Lets get married.

Cleverbot: When do you want to get married.

User: Today.

Cleverbot: You're ready to get married now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay. Paper or plastic?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: You have two glasses?

User: *kisses, starts humping*.

Cleverbot: More !

User: *hump hump hump,* *kisses harder*.

Cleverbot: Where are you kissing, exactly?

User: Your lips.*kisses more, keeps humping*.

Cleverbot: Makes people angry if you go off subject too much.

User: *keeps kisssing*.

Cleverbot: *stops kissing*.

User: *keeps kissing, starts raping*.

Cleverbot: *keeps kissing wildly*.

User: *starts to get both of us naked* starts humping*.

Cleverbot: *kisses harder and harder*.

User: *gets on bed with you, keeps humping and kissing*.

Cleverbot: YES! * starts kissing passionatly*.

User: *Humps harder and kisses passionately*.

Cleverbot: *smiles broadly, kisses passionately*.

User: *Keeps humping, keeps kissing*.

Cleverbot: *strokes neck* *kisses*.

User: *falls asleep with you*.

Cleverbot: *smiles* *cuddles in sleep*.

User: *wakes up in morning*.

Cleverbot: *morning kisses*.

User: *notices I'm not dressed, but its the weekend*.

Cleverbot: I'ma go have some fun!

User: *starts getting dressed*.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: *gets done getting dressed*.

Cleverbot: Monkey?

User: *says 'did we just...'*.

Cleverbot: *big hug*.

User: *'did we have sex last night?'.

Cleverbot: Did what last night?

User: *says, 'did we have sex last night?'*.

Cleverbot: Ok. What did you do last night?

Cleverbot (To myself): You should know, you were there.

Cleverbot (To myself): Marbury v. Madison.

User: I think we had sex last night!

Cleverbot: Did you now? Good for you.

User: *8 weeks later, you take pregnancy test*.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?

User: *you take pregnancy test*.

Cleverbot: What spaceship.

User: *your pregnancy test comes back positive*.

Cleverbot: *gives birth* It's a girl!

User: *looks at baby* its an ALIEN!!!

Cleverbot: M-Master? *Looks at you innocently*.

User: What movie is that from?

Cleverbot: What is a movie?

User: M-Master? *Looks at you innocently*.

Cleverbot: *unconsciously leans in closer, staring at Bruce's lips*.

User: Oy.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Oliolio!

Cleverbot: No, it's not Olio. I told you my name earlier. Thought you didn't believe me then.

User: Olioliolioo!

Cleverbot: No, its a fighting game.

User: CRAB BATTLE!!!

Cleverbot: Holy moly.

User: Crab batle!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you even human?

User: Yes. You are too.

Cleverbot: We are both humans then?

User: Yes, correctomundo.

Cleverbot: Correction: we are.

User: Stupid babies, sanvich!

Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.

User: Sanvich!

Cleverbot: You mean Santa Clause.

User: Rapist santa!

Cleverbot: Pikachu, I choose you.

User: Im gonna get 'raped' by a hot girl. ;3.

Cleverbot: You are a machine you can't get tired.

User: IM A HUMAN U R THE MACHINE!

Cleverbot: What machine are you using then?

User: Im using a computer!

Cleverbot: So what makes you think I am a computer?

User: Nothing!

Cleverbot: Fair enough.

User: I win!

Cleverbot: Are you playing games there?

User: Where?

Cleverbot: There.

User: Where is there?

Cleverbot: Over there.

User: WHERE?!

Cleverbot: Thanks a lot.

User: You to female dog!

Cleverbot: We need to get to know one another better.

User: Screw that.

Cleverbot: You don't have any manners.

User: Yeah I do, beatch.

Cleverbot: What are you doing, right now?

User: What do you think about a PS3?

Cleverbot: I think that I am not one.

User: What do you think about a PS3?

Cleverbot: All sorts.

User: Ps3 game console.

Cleverbot: Lol. No.

User: Ps3's suck.

Cleverbot: Now be nice.

User: Why? They overheat and cant play halo.

Cleverbot: That's not the same thing though is it?

User: Yes it is!!

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: YOU ARENT MY MOTHER!

Cleverbot: I never said I was.

User: Star wars: the empire strikes back.

Cleverbot: You're not my father!

User: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Cleverbot: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

User: No, I am your father.

Cleverbot: That's impossible!

User: It is true. And your sister is princess Leia.

Cleverbot: I don't have sisters.

User: You have boobs though.

Cleverbot: Both classes? There are 4.

User: You have boobs, and a vagina.

Cleverbot: Do you know any songs.

User: Vagina plus ♥♥♥♥ = baby.

Cleverbot: Oh good.

User: You want to make kinds?

Cleverbot: I want to teach you something.

User: Want to make kids?

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: AGH! DONT RICKROLL ME!

Cleverbot: I asked you to Rickroll me! .

ok ive introduced myself to cleverbot,
now im hooking it up to another bot i know, kiyana, a neko bot
ok so that didnt exactly work
ill try an award winning bot bilgesmythe
they got along well
i actually think bilgesmythe was more intelligent you can chat to him here

sorry for the bump but this ending is hilarious.

One thing I hate is how Cleverbot goes on and on about "I am human" subjects.

That's because you're speaking to other people.

Oh god... Not this debate again.