Just, ah, whatever we do, don't offer the Item God anything remotely resembling a hand.
Or with hand in the name.
Or the concept.
Fingers are probably right out as well.
Just... trust me on this one.

Just go finish clockwork world before something else screws up and the item god eats us.
Then go make an armling alloy log, and finish Trial Fortress.

Seconded him.

finally people are being smart!
thirded

Fourth'd. Pale Blind Guy needs to shape up his conduct toward the item god!

Marshal Mathers is his name.

Bah, too hard to remember. I'll call him Pale Blind Guy.

And so, PBG goes onward!

If his name was john, he would be pale blind John, so PBJ, a really good sandwich!

Well, people seem to have finally started reading the others and now know how to play.

Too bad his name is mathers.

Anyways, I say we stock up on some sandwiches and then smarten ourselves up to the Item God.

Or we could you know finish up clock world, get some sick items, then add them to John like we always do, without making Mathers look like an idiot infront of the item god.

Oh how I wish there was a "good" game like this adventure.

read 6 or 7 posts up. I seconded that idea.

Also quit it with the spoilers, ♥♥♥♥ up is half the fun.

Very true-- Assuming that the string of hearts there is a censor bar.

But getting instantly killed is not-- If it won't lead to instant death, I don't say a word about it.
Mentioning or presenting arms and hands to this Item God would, so I mention it.

And, just to make sure this post has "enough content" according to the byzantine laws of frig-knows-who:

Most definitely fourth'd.