Just pretend we did via PM.

O RITE YEA KKZ THX
</sarcasm>

I'll do the Roll at the normal time: while you are sleeping!! muahahahaha!!

But seriously, I'll do the roll tonight when I can.

I dunno, even though it's Summer Vacation I still get up at around 5 or 6 here.

Starting the roll now.

Duh102 (4) Rachel Heuber
Fiona looks at Rachel funny, then raises an eyebrow and rolls her eyes. Rachel daydreams. A nearby radio pipes up:
"Zis iz Dizcoovery Teem Alfar. Ve arr currrrintlee ztayshuned at ze compoond aheed ov yoo. Identeefy yoorselve or vace hosstyle vire."
It sounds like Vladimir.
"Discovery Team Alpha, this is Captain Barker, heading the rescue effort from the West. We lost all communications from this oupost a few hours ago and assumed the worst. What's going on?"
Abilities
Medical Aptitude (+1 or -1 to rolls involving medical action, to put the roll closer to 5)
Analytic Mind (+1 to rolls involving deciphering properties and uses of objects)
Weapons
CO2 charged repeating crossbow
9mm Uzi (20 rounds)
Carbon fiber combat knife
Inventory
Medical kit (5 Uses left, Max 5, refillable)
Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, cannot refill)
Magnifying glass
Sleeping bag
Crossbow Bolts (70)
12 Uzi Mags (240)
Phoenix Down Revival Device (In FedEx Bag and Bubblewrap, Single Use Only!)
Flashlight with damaged battery-compartment (10% Power)
Condition(s)
Darkness (-1 to any actions) Tent is Lit

Hyperkultra (2) Fiona Lovagale
The only person here to recruit is Rachel, who is already accompanying Fiona. Derp.
A nearby radio pipes up:
"Zis iz Dizcoovery Teem Alfar. Ve arr currrrintlee ztayshuned at ze compoond aheed ov yoo. Identeefy yoorselve or vace hosstyle vire."
It sounds like Vladimir.
"Discovery Team Alpha, this is Captain Barker, heading the rescue effort from the West. We lost all communications from this oupost a few hours ago and assumed the worst. What's going on?"
Abilities
Electronics Expert: +1 to rolls dealing with circuitry
Weapon Specialist: +2 to rolls using Railgun Sniper -1 when using other weapons
Enraged: +1 to damage and attack-related actions. Can only be triggered by anger.
Weapons
Railgun Sniper Rifle (5 rounds)
Beretta U22 Neos (9 Rounds)
Multitool
Inventory
Incendiary and Kinetic Magazines (3 - 2, 6 rounds each)
6 Handgun Magazines (60)
Portable Microfusion Generator (backpack)
Remote Controlled Rotor Drone with Video Feed and Grasping Mechanism (Stored in Hummer, battery-powered)
Satchel of standard electronic components
2 Lithium-Ion Batteries, fully charged.
One empty sack
Iridescent Lighter (Long-range light source, 95% fluid)
Condition(s)
Sore Shoulder (-1 to moving right arm)

caekdaemon (1) Bob Jameson Jones
BJJ goes over to one of the boxes and tries to open the lid. It's nailed down and not going anywhere. He kicks the box in frustration and hurts his foot.
A speaker somewhere inside the Garage crackles to life and a Russian voice speaks out of it:
"Zis iz Dizcoovery Teem Alfar. Ve arr currrrintlee ztayshuned at ze compoond aheed ov yoo. Identeefy yoorselve or vace hosstyle vire."
There is a response:
"Discovery Team Alpha, this is Captain Barker, heading the rescue effort from the West. We lost all communications from this oupost a few hours ago and assumed the worst. What's going on?"
Abilities
Mechanical Engineering: +1 to rolls involving mechanics
Unconventional Weapons: +1 to rolls using unique/strange weapons
Heavy Armour and Brunt-Force Absorbers: Always roll a 4 or 5 to absorb melee damage
Bulletproof Plating: immune to small arms fire, except you if roll a 1
NTE Monocle: +1 to actions involving seeing enemies in any light
Energy Detection: Able to detect the power-level of other beings, including yourself
Earplugs: +1 to actions while there is loud noise Not in use
Lifesigns Detection: Able to determine your own Vital Signs at-will and others when in close proximity
Weapons
Pancor Jackhammer (10 Shots)
Beretta 92FS (10 rounds)
Screwdriver
Inventory
Tools (in pockets and whatnot)
Earplugs (around ears, not currently in use)
Night vision / Thermal vision Monocle with Scouter Energy Detector
HUGE backpack, containing:
Speargun parts (Handgrip, Hollow steel shaft, 2 stainless steel cables)
Toolkit, containing small fabric bags and Night-Vision Goggles Left Lens w/ housing.
Briefcase (broken lock, closed, contains all papers)
Sleeping Gear (in a vacuum-compression sack)
Ammo (3 drums of 12 Gauge shells, 5 Handgun magazines)
Condition(s)
Encumbered (-1 to any actions involving endurance, quick relexes etc)
Stubbed your toe (-1 to walking next turn)

FoiL (6) Andrew Rodrigues
Andrew decides that the best place to be is with allies, so he sets off to find them. He sees Tyrone race past him towards the Mess Hall and decides to follow. However, neither of them have light sources and it's dark inside. Andrew walks into Tyrone accidentally.
"Oof!" They both say.
A speaker inside the Mess Hall crackles to life and a Russian voice speaks out of it:
"Zis iz Dizcoovery Teem Alfar. Ve arr currrrintlee ztayshuned at ze compoond aheed ov yoo. Identeefy yoorselve or vace hosstyle vire."
There is a response:
"Discovery Team Alpha, this is Captain Barker, heading the rescue effort from the West. We lost all communications from this oupost a few hours ago and assumed the worst. What's going on?"
Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 to concentration. Can only be used 2 times before rest (Max 3) )
Weapons
AA-12 (Full Drum, 35 Rounds)
Colt 1911 (7 rounds)
Extendable baton
Inventory
Weapon case (SMAW)
SMAW and 3 rockets
Swiss army knife
Utility knife
Top gun sunglasses
Ammo (3 Drums, 4 Magazines)
Unknown Backpack containing:
Flare Gun and 5 red flares
A Shovel
Some Vials, one of them being purple
30ft of rope
Condition(s)
Darkness (-1 to any actions)

alphagamer744 (1+2=3) Tyrone
Tyrone SPRINTS (Plus two) past Andrew and to the Mess Hall. Andrew follows close behind him. However, neither of them have light sources and it's dark inside. Andrew walks into Tyrone accidentally.
"Oof!" They both say.
A speaker inside the Mess Hall crackles to life and a Russian voice speaks out of it:
"Zis iz Dizcoovery Teem Alfar. Ve arr currrrintlee ztayshuned at ze compoond aheed ov yoo. Identeefy yoorselve or vace hosstyle vire."
There is a response:
"Discovery Team Alpha, this is Captain Barker, heading the rescue effort from the West. We lost all communications from this oupost a few hours ago and assumed the worst. What's going on?"
Abilities
Exo-suit (Allows large loads to be carried, +2 to any straight-line sprints when not encumbered)
Heavy Weapons (+1 to firing from a stationary/prone position)
IMMAFIRINMAHLAZAR (Roll a 5 or 6 and get an insta-kill against the targeted enemy. Can only use once per day. Any other roll means you miss.)
Weapons
Model 6 Shoulder-Fired Anti-Vehicle Heavy Railgun (Inactive, roll a 4 to activate and use immediately)
AUG HBAR Light machine gun /w extended mags, Holographic sight Lost!
H&K Mp5 /w grip, laser sight (150 rounds) Dropped!
MagNife (Crushed magazine with sharp edges, used as a knife)
Inventory
XOS Lower Body Exo-Suit /w attached equipment storage rack (See abilities)
Ammo (38 Railgun rounds, 6 AUG Mags, 10 MP5 Mags)
Small camo Day-Pack
3 days of Rations (9 meals)
Two water bottles
Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Hungry (-1 to endurance actions)
Clawed Face (Deep scratches all over his face) Treated
Pain (-1 to all actions) Anesthetic
Darkness (-1 to any actions)

Ociamarru (4) Vladimir Ivanov
Vlad thinks it's a good idea to find out who's coming, so he takes out his cellphone, no wait, radio and tunes to the main frequency listed on the back of the case.
"Zis iz Dizcoovery Teem Alfar. Ve arr currrrintlee ztayshuned at ze compoond aheed ov yoo. Identeefy yoorselve or vace hosstyle vire."
There is a response:
"Discovery Team Alpha, this is Captain Barker, heading the rescue effort from the West. We lost all communications from this oupost a few hours ago and assumed the worst. What's going on?"
Answer quick!
Next action should be a description of what you want to say to Captain Barker as well as an action, if you want.
Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, can only use 3 times before rest (max 5) )
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft)
Low-Light Goggles (Able to see in low light)
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (9 shells)
Beretta 92FS (10 rounds)
Khazar-replicated knife
Inventory
Carved Wooden Statuette of self
Radio
Cellphone (Reception: |**...| )
Flare gun with 4 green flares
Ammo (4 mags of Shotgun Shells (40), 8 handgun magazines (80) )
5 days of Rations (15 meals)
Low-Light Goggles
TOP-SECRET Information File
Condition(s)
Low-light Goggles (Susceptible to bright light, -1 modifier in that case)
Wounded Face Treated, but will leave a scar

Game Events
Vladimir is talking on the emergency frequency on his radio, and all of the speakers around the compound are tuned into the same frequency. Everybody in the compound can listen in.
The time is 8:30pm. It is completely dark now. Make sure to use your lights and your abilities!

I know what I can do that's useful!

> Using FLASHLIGHT for light, go up into one of the guard towers and turn on the floodlights.

Hmmm...what shall I respond with?
Radio back, Vell, zeece pleyz vaz atteyked boy somm....blores. Zey seemed tu be eemporvious to enny atteympts at atteyk. Moy heylicopter vazz knocked daun und nao Oy em heer. Eyvryone ozzer theyn Hewber, Lavvgeyl, Jones, Roadreguez, Toyrone und moyself are deyd. Eet vazz ey...massacre. Yore asseecestance vood be greytly apprecieted.


Holy damn that was a lot of Russian-talk.

"Ouch my Toe!!!"
Keep looking for parts, theres gotta be something in there on a Table or something, use my engineering skill to identify good parts.

Since they're probably coming to meet us...
> Watch the front of the camp for movement from inside the tent. I don't want any more surprises.

If I were you I would empty a shell into the tent just to make sure

BWAHAHAHA!! WTFBBQROFLOSHICMCOPTER (ROFWLSHICM = Rolling On Floor While Laughing So Hard I'm Crapping Myself)

Sprinting whould use more energy then normal running, so you might get a modifer anyway that is worse.

Normally, yes. I'm using an exo-suit which is amplifying my strength and speed of my lower torso. This wouldn't apply if I still had my AUG, but Yoman stole it.

you didn't search hard enough

Too late to look for it now, I already gave it to one of my mercenaries so he could go strengthen the fourth bastion against the T-Rex strike.

As for why I haven't molested you all in the dark; been pretty busy fending off the flying sharks to cover the 14th regiment's retreat. Luckily, Solid Snake's helping me out, but there's too many of these damn things :/ Might not be able to stage an offensive for at least four or five rolls. And that's IF Jesus can take down the Big Sister by himself, if not, I'll definitely be held up for at least two by her.