This isn't really a link, but it's the single greatest thing ever to be on a computer. The ninja fight screensaver. It's completely random fights controlled by ai, and it allows user input. Left Click drops a sword, Right Click drags things, and Space skips fights. If you only ever listen to one thing I recommend, make it this.

Gawd, that thing is EPIC.

I had a very nice but short fight. The other guy dives on his stomach, while the other does a flip over him. The diving guy swings his blade up, catching the other ninjas head and detaching it. The head got stuck on the blade.

I can't decide if the Blue or Purple ninja is tougher. You can see their stats by pressing F1. I've had Purple get a 23 win streak without any outside interference, but it's basically just chance against a Blue ninja.

Methinks red beats them both. That guy is badass. I haven't seen him lose once in the time I ran it for 5 minutes.

I've never seen red beat either of those colors, except by them committing suicide.

I split this out of link dump so you guys could continue to discuss without derailing the link dump thread.
Enjoy.

Gosh, I wish this were modable...

...

Or I could settle for a Cortex command screensaver.


Also, what is the blue number buttons for?

PS: Black beats everyone xept Purple.

I haven't even seen a black yet.

What do the red and blue buttons do? Other than that, one word: EPIC.

I've had this for a while, love it to pieces. I particularly enjoy going to whichever one has the weak acid floor, and holding one of the ninjas under the acid.

You guys are all on some sort of drugs, Blue and Purple are the only ones who can keep a win streak. And yes, moddability would be swell.

Dude, I just had the weirdest thing ever. I had a purple, with no arms or legs. It'd go up against these heavily-armed foes, and without magic, it'd launch itself at them and send them into traps. It had a 17 - win streak. ♥♥♥♥...EPIC!

What are you even talking about? Green Ninja owns every other color. Not unexpected, since he uses a brick as a wallet.

Hrmm, I guess it varies from computer to computer. I never see black or green win, personally.

In fact they have abilities points that are distributed differently for each ninja.
I dont remember every categories but I think there is :
Health
Mana
Strength
Style
And I dont remember the last one.