Hey, I'm keeping it ambiguous.

EDIT: Muahahahahah!

Looks like I got put on auto pilot
> Get out medkit. AGAIN.
"Damn, it's like I can never get a break around here."

btw, was the gurgling man an npc? I hope it was a blur, cuz then it means he will almost certainly die\lose a lot of blood.

Most likely both.

I bet he was an NPC though...
"♥♥♥♥ANIMALDIESNOW"

If the Mp5 Is within arm's reach, grab it then start shooting. Otherwise, Stick that ♥♥♥♥ with my magknife.

Also, It's pretty obvious that the blurs are doing this, because otherwise why would random fictional animals attack us?

3 Words... Unload All Ordinance.

Basically Go ALL out attack on these things.


Should give em guns, makes good use of my bullet proof plating.

I'm loving how everyone either totally overestimates the blurs or goes on the opposite side of the spectrum and totally underestimates them.

"OH NO THEY ARE GODS WE WILL NEVER BEAT THEM"
"BRO I JUST STABBED AND KILLED ONE IN A SINGLE ACTION WE'RE GOOD TO GO"

But ignore me, I'm a figment of your imagination. Carry on.

EDIT: Also they are not fictional animals, nor are they supermutated beasts. They're just natural birds. I don't know if you guys realize this or not, but a small pigeon can be lethal if it attacks right.

Because pigeons are common in jungles and will commonly attack in flocks targets like heavily defended military bases.

Speaking of which, where the ♥♥♥♥ did our military personel go? If they've got guard towers, wouldn't those have floodlights? And why wouldn't they try to retaliate?

Or you guys seem to have stealthily eliminated numerous personel without us noticing ...

Only a bit, actually. We killed most of the compound's soldiers when we rampaged in and blew up a helicopter.

Use my manly man-ness to untangle myself.

Oh, and I'm 6 feet tall was well, but have small hands. All I have to say is that the hand size thing is a lie.

My first and second point still stand, though. Where the ♥♥♥♥ are the guards? And where the ♥♥♥♥ are the Floodlights? They must have seen the flare.

I predict a Blurpage soon

The compound isn't that big. Maybe the size of a football/soccer field. Accordingly, there weren't that many guards- fifty at the most. They're all dead. The floodlights aren't on because there's nobody alive to operate them.

So all the guards in the towers decided to DF-style lemming rush for the melee combat as opposed to just shooting? Bah. Oh well.

Oh no, it's just that most of them didn't have time to shoot, and the few that did missed.

I don't see why you're so hung up on the issue of no guards. They've been dead for a while now.

I like that word: BlurPage. Makes it seem like a dedicated attack from the Blurs.
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