I'll be happy to take all that garbage off of your hands. Free of charge! One man's trash is another man's treasure.

A more recent picture of that very threatening sharpie.
Why do I even bother cleaning, now the freezer just has some other stuff on it!



Nah, I'm a packrat, I like to keep a hold on worthless junk like this, even though I'm sure to never need it.
It's just that I need to organize it, is all. Like I did with the stuff that used to be on my freezer. Although the boxes it's all in are pretty much trashed, from how much of a sharpie-beating they've taken.
(those chemicals back there are probably also pretty deadly)

I'm done now, by the way, unless you would like to see lots of pointy rusty tools that actually do clutter the farm

But if you can keep a secret, I'll show you my illegitimately converted mashing gun...

Wait a good-golly-gosh-darn-minute, that's not junk! Those are all various bits of weaponr-OH, I get it!

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hey check it i got a bow and a .357 Revolver, a black powder percussion cap pistol, a knife, a big knife, a staple gun, a shotgun, a crossbow, and a scoped lead-pellet rifle that can kill with a head shot or torso shot. wheeeeeee. oh and throwing knives too.


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Bitchin' shotgun stock.
And you reminded me of something I'd forgotten, my percussion cap shotguns.
Which are more relics than weapons, but whatever.

Nothing to see here, ATF. Just a firework/pyrotechnic/bird scaring device. Not a weapon. Sorry for the digression from the thread's topic.

I have one of these. They are fun. 5 pound axe.


I have one of these. More fun. Mossberg 702. .22


I also have one of these. Lots more fun. Mossberg 525 12 ga

I live in suburban Australia, so this is the best I can get.
Bamboo, cloth cord, rubber bands and a screw, if you were wondering.

Right now, more than ever, I wish I had a digital camera. I'll just show images, then, not pictures from my house, of the weapons in it.




There are more than this, obviously, but I think you get the picture. Don't wanna take up TOO much room.

If you put the image tags on one line they'll just be end to end horizontally.

Hey, the bottom one, that's the one I have! Would you mind enlightening me as to what exactly is it's model/maker? I've been trying to find out for ages.

O hay, my friend has that same bow. The bottom one. It kicks ass.

The first time I used the bottom bow, I was in my garage and was aiming it at an old chair that I used for target practice. I fired, and I was like "OMG it went through the chair!" and then I fired again and I was like "It went through the chair again!" Then I fired the third time and I was like "Oops I just broke that container nearby."