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 Roll To Dodge 2 (RtD2) - Finished 
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - Hijacked until further notice
Hyperkultra wrote:
>RAAAAAAAAGEEEEE!!! MULTITOOL + HEADHUMPER = STABBITY STAB

I can't stop laughing XD "RAAAAAAAAGEEEEE!!!" "HEADHUMPER" "STABBITY" ROFL well, you should be care as if you get a 1 you will kill yourself, and I think yoman is attempting just that.


Fri May 21, 2010 3:43 pm
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That's why we have the Phoenix Down. Also, Enrage gives a +1 to actions.


Fri May 21, 2010 4:40 pm
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - Hijacked until further notice
"Get that knife away from your head you dummy!"

Use extendable baton as a wedge to get the crab off her head, and then smash it to bits (using the baton, in case that wasn't clear).


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Fri May 21, 2010 5:21 pm
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Im back!

Survive Injuries

If im already Surviving

Try to repair armor.


Fri May 21, 2010 5:36 pm
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Time: 12:37 IN THE MORNING

caekdaemon, you're lucky bbbzzz234 hasn't responded yet. This means that BJJ is now able to be revived somehow.

I'll roll sometime tomorrow. And by tomorrow I mean today, since it's tomorrow-morning already. :-|

I love winter, I get to be snuggly and warm under my quilt allllll morning=D


Fri May 21, 2010 5:38 pm
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - Hijacked until further notice
If nobody else takes care of the headhumper, Hit that ♥♥♥♥ with a crowbar. Yeah, I don't care what happens in my roll, but I'm using a crowbar to kill that freakin' headhumper. She ain't gonna yabba no icing.
Otherwise, if someone has it handled, Bust open that lock with my mad ROSSIAN SKEELZ!

Also...
Today at school there was a 16-man brawl between the Asians and the Rednecks. Man, it was crazy. 5 noses broken, 3 knocked out, all in less than like 3 or 4 minutes. The first teacher that got there started crying, shouting stop...then our VP tackled a redneck and some teachers just started grabbing people, and in the end someone got expelled and a few people were arrested and a whole bunch of cops showed up.

I didn't know this happened in 8th grade...


Fri May 21, 2010 10:07 pm
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OMG nice school :P
Also, Godpoints +1 to your VP for tackling a redneck.

DID I ♥♥♥♥ CALL THAT IT WAS ACID OR WHAT?

Wipe my shiny metal ass with whatever sleeve I have handy (yay exo-suit) then rip off and discard said sleeve.
"EWEWEWEWEWEWEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!"


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Duh102 (2+1=3) Rachel Heuber
"Owowowowowowowowowow"
Rachel scrabbles for some burn cream (man that medkit has everything doesn't it?) and uses the entire tube to cover her arms with the stuff. It's also a slight antiseptic, so the skin goes numb. No more pain!
Abilities
Medical Aptitude (+1 or -1 to rolls involving medical action, to put the roll closer to 5)
Analytic Mind (+1 to rolls involving deciphering properties and uses of objects)
Weapons
CO2 charged repeating crossbow
9mm Uzi
Carbon fiber combat knife
Inventory
Medical kit (5 3 Uses left)
Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (2 1 Use left)
Magnifying glass
Sleeping bag
Ammo (70 Crossbow Bolts, 12 Uzi Mags)
Phoenix Down Revival Device (In FedEx Bag and Bubblewrap, Single Use Only!)
Condition/s
Numb Arms (Both lower arms' skin is numb, so you can't feel anything minor, like touching or burning)

Hyperkultra (4+1=5) Fiona Lovegale
HOW DARE THAT HEADCRAB SURPRISE ME! I HAD LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR TRAPS, AND A STUPID PARASITE JUMPS ME!! RAAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!
Fiona stabbed the headcrab with her multitool... she thinks... she can't really remember. It's all a blur. At least she's not a zombie.
Abilities
Electronics Expert: +1 to rolls dealing with circuitry
Weapon Specialist: +2 to rolls using Railgun Sniper -1 when using other weapons
Enraged: +1 to damage and attack-related actions. Can only be triggered by anger.
Weapons
Railgun Sniper Rifle
Beretta U22 Neos
Multitool
Inventory
Incendiary and Kinetic Magazines (3 - 2, 6 rounds each)
6 Handgun Magazines
Portable Microfusion Generator (backpack)
Remote Controlled Rotor Drone with Video Feed and Grasping Mechanism (Stored in Hummer, battery-powered)
Satchel of standard electronic components
2 Lithium-Ion Batteries, fully charged.
One empty sack
Condition/s
Slight Amnesia (Can't rememer what happened last turn)

caekdaemon (2) Bob Jameson Jones
Awwwwww.... he's still unconscious, so he doesn't really get a choice to do anything.
Abilities
Mechanical Engineering: +1 to rolls involving mechanics
Unconventional Weapons: +1 to rolls using unique/strange weapons
Heavy Armour and Brunt-Force Absorbers: Always roll a 4 or 5 to absorb melee damage
Bulletproof Plating: immune to small arms fire, except you if roll a 1
NTE Monocle: +1 to actions involving seeing enemies in any light
Energy Detection: Able to detect the power-level of other beings, including yourself
Earplugs: +1 to actions while there is loud noise Not in use
Weapons
Pancor Jackhammer
Beretta 92FS
Screwdriver
Inventory
Tools (in pockets and whatnot)
Earplugs (around ears, not currently in use)
Night vision / Thermal vision Monocle with Scouter Energy Detector
HUGE backpack, containing:
Speargun parts (Handgrip, Hollow steel shaft, 2 stainless steel cables)
Toolkit, containing small fabric bags and Night-Vision Goggles Left Lens w/ housing.
2 Adrenaline Needles (Strength) and 32 Amphetamine Needles (Energy)
Briefcase (broken lock, closed, contains all papers)
Individual First Aid Kit
Sleeping Gear (in a vacuum-compression sack)
Ammo (3 drums of 12 Gauge shells, 5 Handgun magazines)
Condition/s
Encumbered (-1 to any actions involving endurance, quick relexes etc)
Unconscious (Must be woken by someone else)

FoiL (4, 4+1=5) Andrew Rodrigues
"You're gonna COP it now you sick little parasite!"
Andrew shoves the Baton up past Fiona's ear and heaves. Fiona is wildly stabbing it with her multitool so between them they distract it enough for it to detach. Then Andrew takes to turning it into mush. That looks just as tasty as those crabs!
Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 to concentration. Can only be used 2 times before rest.)
Weapons
AA-12 (Full Drum, 35 Rounds)
Colt 1911
Extendable baton
Inventory
Weapon case (SMAW)
SMAW and 3 rockets
Swiss army knife
Utility knife
Top gun sunglasses
Ammo (3 Drums, 4 Magazines)
Unknown Backpack

alphagamer744 (3) Tyrone
"GROSS!!"
Tyrone stands up and wipes the gunk from his ass on his sleeve. Then he tries to cut his sleeve off, but he doesn't have a knife or anything sharp. That's a bit silly, how will you defend yourself if you get into a close-quarters fight without a knife?
Abilities
Exo-suit (Allows large loads to be carried, +2 to any straight-line sprints when not encumbered)
Heavy Weapons (+1 to firing from a stationary/prone position)
Weapons
Model 6 Shoulder-Fired Anti-Vehicle Heavy Railgun
AUG HBAR Light machine gun /w extended mags, Holographic sight Lost!
H&K Mp5 /w grip, laser sight
Inventory
XOS Lower Body Exo-Suit /w attached equipment storage rack (See abilities)
Ammo (38 Railgun rounds, 6 AUG Mags, 10 MP5 Mags)
Small camo Day-Pack
3 Rations
Two water bottles
Condition/s
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)

Ociamarru (3) Vladimir Ivanov
Vlad can't really do anything to the Headcrab pile of mush, so he uses his knife to try to pick the lock of the drawer. No dice. It's a heavy, circular-key lock, and the knife won't fit. The drawer is pretty strong as well.
Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, can only use 5 4 times before rest)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft)
Low-Light Goggles (+1 to actions involving seeing in dim light) NOT IN USE
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun
Beretta 92FS
Khazar-replicated knife
Inventory
Carved Wooden Statuette of self
Radio
Cellphone (Reception: |**...| )
4 emergency flares, bright green
Flare gun
Ammo (4 bags of Shotgun Shells, 8 handgun magazines)
Rations (7 days)
Low-Light Goggles

Game Events:
Fiona has been saved from the Headcrab. BJJ is still unconscious but is no longer bleeding (Rachel managed to bandage him up before she got burned). Tyrone is wiping his ass outside and Vladimir is shaking a desk and swearing.
Everyone is hungry.
The time is 6:00pm. There is little light around, and soon everyone will get a negative modifier due to low light.

Map: You are at the little base in the middle, after the horseshoe bend.
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Sat May 22, 2010 5:05 am
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - Hijacked until further notice
Can someone help wake me up?

Try and Wake up.


Sat May 22, 2010 12:11 pm
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> Search for foods. Avoid crabs. Crabs are not food.
"Hm, I wonder if there's anything to eat around here...


Sat May 22, 2010 2:17 pm
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"maybe we should find the mess hall"

Place BJJ on shoulder for easier transportation.


Sat May 22, 2010 2:31 pm
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Hey I just realised: this topic's views are OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!


Sat May 22, 2010 4:37 pm
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - Hijacked until further notice
Is that what the scouter said?

Do you actually think they have food prepared for your return, AFTER EVERYONE IN THE BASE DIED, and there was a ♥♥♥♥ headcrap in a ♥♥♥♥ corner of the most "secure" place in the base?


Sat May 22, 2010 4:48 pm
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Hey, people, I have rations.
Oh, wait...
Hey, peepole, Oy heyv reyshons! Komm und geyt zhee grobb!
Shoot that ♥♥♥♥ with mah SAIGA 12! Oh and give the people that want them some rations.


Sat May 22, 2010 5:18 pm
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"Wha? Food? Oh whatever...freaking thing..."
>Retrieve a ration from the nearest Vladimir.


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