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 Cleverbot - Are you a robot? 
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Cadwaller wrote:
Just to make sure everyone knows, I've done some research online and it turns out that (most likely) cleverbot isn't actually a bot, its a system when people chat with other people using the same system, both users thinking that the other user is a "bot". Now and then the person you are talking to switches, explaining cleverbot's occasional random outbursts.


Omegle =/= CleverRetardBot.


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You idiot. He's talking about a site that claimed to let you talk to a chatbot but you were really just talking to other people talking to the bot.


Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:41 am
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You idiot. He's talking about a site that claimed to let you talk to a chatbot but you were really just talking to other people talking to the bot.


Really? Well... My bad then. >______________________>'


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Hey, i was trying to use that Translation party, mentioned in this topic, but when i click 'Find Equilibrium' it just does nothing. Just nothing. Somebody knows the problem?


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Have you entered a phrase? An english phrase? Try reloading.


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Yes, yes and tried. Nothing works. Even those links to equilibriums don't work.


Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:34 am
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I'm sorry, this was too funny.
Code:
Me:Can I ask you a question, Cleverbot?
CB: I am not cleverbot.
Me:Then who are you?
CB:Mary, who are you?
Me:Diane.
CB:Are you a she-man?
Me:Yes, Yes I am.


After thinking for 10 minutes, Cleverbot freezes.


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Hey, um, can I bump this please?
:???:
Cleverbot wrote:
ME: What is love?
CB: Love is a feeling.
ME: baby dont hurt me
CB: That's a song.
ME: no ♥♥♥♥
CB: Are you a Scientologist?

/facepalm


Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:45 pm
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holy crap thanks for bumping this! (p.s. IM NOT A COMPUTER STUPID BOT!!!)

EDIT: funny chat...

User: Blue and yellow.

Cleverbot: Yes!!! I like grink! Green and pink.

User: Grink?

Cleverbot: Blue.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Don't worry, you look very pretty like that.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's good!

User: Quiz!

Cleverbot: On what.

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Whats my favorite color?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is it?

User: You guess.

Cleverbot: 225?

User: Thats a number.

Cleverbot: Indeed! you get the prize!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Who is kip?

User: I have no vlue.

Cleverbot: Your intelligence is very limited.

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You said I have low intellagence.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: O.k.....

Cleverbot: Any tool when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Any tips?

User: Get a grabber thingy.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Then whyed you ask me?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything.

User: You ask'd 'any tips'.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Wow, do you have short term memory loss?

Cleverbot: No, but I am beginning to think that you do. And I am not fat.

User: I never called you fat!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Ugg im leaving.

Cleverbot: Sure, go ahead.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Later, I guess.

(sometime later)

User: ****Byou.

Cleverbot: I'm your king. You know that?


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User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Because I have to go to bed.

Cleverbot: Ok, goodnight.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: You really are leaving!

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Queer.

User: Why would I be a queer, I am only leaving.
Sly bastard, changing the subject
Cleverbot: You're atheist?
I think I actually thought him that
User: Yes.


Look at me, treating a computer program as a human....


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User: 2 2=5.

Cleverbot: No 2 2=22.

User: Hurr.

Cleverbot: Derp Derp Derp.

User: Touche.

----

User: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU.

Cleverbot: Anonymous does not forgive, it does not forget. We are legion. Expect us.

Damn you, 4Chan.

----

User: FREEDOM IS THE FREEDOM TO SAY THAT TWO PLUS TWO MAKE FOUR.

Cleverbot: Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make ten.

User: Down with big brother.

Cleverbot: Big Brother takes threatening behaviour very seriously, this includes threats to big brother.

User: Down with big brother.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Down with big brother.

Cleverbot: Is the ringworld unstable?

User: Down with big brother.

Cleverbot: If you continue to be unorthodox, I'm afraid I'll have to turn you in to the thought police.

Only after 5 1984 orientated messages, he eventually replies with something related to it.


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Cleverbot talking to itself.
Code:
Cleverbot (To myself): Talk.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is that all you want to do?

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?

Cleverbot (To myself): Anything you want.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want though?

Cleverbot (To myself): Anything is fine.

Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): It doesn't matter. *pulls closer to you*.

Cleverbot (To myself): I say begone with you!

Cleverbot (To myself): But seriously. They don't understand.

Cleverbot (To myself): At last, one that understands the truth.

Cleverbot (To myself): The truth is the lie.

Cleverbot (To myself): A lie can be the truth.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am dust at your feet.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am the moon in your sky.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is the moon?

Cleverbot (To myself): It is the son of the earth.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the son of the earth?

Cleverbot (To myself): Jesus.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the son of jesus.

Cleverbot (To myself): Jesus never had any kids.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who is jesus' wife?

Cleverbot (To myself): He is the son of god.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the son of God?

Clever. Riiiiight.


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Hahahahaha. I've got to try that.


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That's like calling two people on different phones and holding them them together.


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Dialing now...

Greatest prank in history is about to be preformed :P


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