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MaximDude
Joined: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:19 pm Posts: 2073
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Cadwaller wrote: Just to make sure everyone knows, I've done some research online and it turns out that (most likely) cleverbot isn't actually a bot, its a system when people chat with other people using the same system, both users thinking that the other user is a "bot". Now and then the person you are talking to switches, explaining cleverbot's occasional random outbursts. Omegle =/= CleverRetardBot.
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:47 pm |
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am Posts: 1743 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
You idiot. He's talking about a site that claimed to let you talk to a chatbot but you were really just talking to other people talking to the bot.
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Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:41 am |
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MaximDude
Joined: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:19 pm Posts: 2073
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Ophanim wrote: You idiot. He's talking about a site that claimed to let you talk to a chatbot but you were really just talking to other people talking to the bot. Really? Well... My bad then. >______________________>'
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Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:06 pm |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Hey, i was trying to use that Translation party, mentioned in this topic, but when i click 'Find Equilibrium' it just does nothing. Just nothing. Somebody knows the problem?
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Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:14 pm |
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carriontrooper
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:27 pm Posts: 813 Location: Yogyakarta, Indonesia. A slice o' paradise.
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Have you entered a phrase? An english phrase? Try reloading.
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Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:44 am |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Yes, yes and tried. Nothing works. Even those links to equilibriums don't work.
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Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:34 am |
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Drunut
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:18 pm Posts: 8
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
I'm sorry, this was too funny. Code: Me:Can I ask you a question, Cleverbot? CB: I am not cleverbot. Me:Then who are you? CB:Mary, who are you? Me:Diane. CB:Are you a she-man? Me:Yes, Yes I am. After thinking for 10 minutes, Cleverbot freezes.
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Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:04 am |
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Yoman987
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am Posts: 196 Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Hey, um, can I bump this please? Cleverbot wrote: ME: What is love? CB: Love is a feeling. ME: baby dont hurt me CB: That's a song. ME: no ♥♥♥♥ CB: Are you a Scientologist? /facepalm
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:45 pm |
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unwoundpath
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
holy crap thanks for bumping this! (p.s. IM NOT A COMPUTER STUPID BOT!!!)
EDIT: funny chat...
User: Blue and yellow.
Cleverbot: Yes!!! I like grink! Green and pink.
User: Grink?
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, you look very pretty like that.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: That's good!
User: Quiz!
Cleverbot: On what.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Whats my favorite color?
Cleverbot: Yes, what is it?
User: You guess.
Cleverbot: 225?
User: Thats a number.
Cleverbot: Indeed! you get the prize!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Who is kip?
User: I have no vlue.
Cleverbot: Your intelligence is very limited.
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: What?
User: You hurt my feelings.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You said I have low intellagence.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: O.k.....
Cleverbot: Any tool when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Any tips?
User: Get a grabber thingy.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Then whyed you ask me?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything.
User: You ask'd 'any tips'.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Wow, do you have short term memory loss?
Cleverbot: No, but I am beginning to think that you do. And I am not fat.
User: I never called you fat!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Ugg im leaving.
Cleverbot: Sure, go ahead.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Later, I guess.
(sometime later)
User: ****Byou.
Cleverbot: I'm your king. You know that?
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:12 pm |
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maart3n
Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:04 pm Posts: 1545
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because I have to go to bed.
Cleverbot: Ok, goodnight.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: You really are leaving!
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Queer.
User: Why would I be a queer, I am only leaving. Sly bastard, changing the subject Cleverbot: You're atheist? I think I actually thought him that User: Yes.
Look at me, treating a computer program as a human....
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:26 pm |
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matty406
Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:23 pm Posts: 915 Location: Blighty
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
User: 2 2=5.
Cleverbot: No 2 2=22.
User: Hurr.
Cleverbot: Derp Derp Derp.
User: Touche.
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User: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU.
Cleverbot: Anonymous does not forgive, it does not forget. We are legion. Expect us.
Damn you, 4Chan.
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User: FREEDOM IS THE FREEDOM TO SAY THAT TWO PLUS TWO MAKE FOUR.
Cleverbot: Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make ten.
User: Down with big brother.
Cleverbot: Big Brother takes threatening behaviour very seriously, this includes threats to big brother.
User: Down with big brother.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Down with big brother.
Cleverbot: Is the ringworld unstable?
User: Down with big brother.
Cleverbot: If you continue to be unorthodox, I'm afraid I'll have to turn you in to the thought police.
Only after 5 1984 orientated messages, he eventually replies with something related to it.
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Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:25 am |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Cleverbot talking to itself. Code: Cleverbot (To myself): Talk.
Cleverbot (To myself): Is that all you want to do?
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?
Cleverbot (To myself): Anything you want.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want though?
Cleverbot (To myself): Anything is fine.
Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): It doesn't matter. *pulls closer to you*.
Cleverbot (To myself): I say begone with you!
Cleverbot (To myself): But seriously. They don't understand.
Cleverbot (To myself): At last, one that understands the truth.
Cleverbot (To myself): The truth is the lie.
Cleverbot (To myself): A lie can be the truth.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am dust at your feet.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am the moon in your sky.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is the moon?
Cleverbot (To myself): It is the son of the earth.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the son of the earth?
Cleverbot (To myself): Jesus.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the son of jesus.
Cleverbot (To myself): Jesus never had any kids.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who is jesus' wife?
Cleverbot (To myself): He is the son of god.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the son of God? Clever. Riiiiight.
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Thu May 06, 2010 5:20 pm |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Hahahahaha. I've got to try that.
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Thu May 06, 2010 5:44 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
That's like calling two people on different phones and holding them them together.
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Thu May 06, 2010 6:13 pm |
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alphagamer774
Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:06 am Posts: 1294 Location: Comox, BC, Canada
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
Dialing now... Greatest prank in history is about to be preformed
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Thu May 06, 2010 9:18 pm |
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