I don't know about UV rays, but visible light will ♥♥♥♥ over my dream of umbrakinesis.

Oh no! Twenty years from now I'll be ♥♥♥♥!

Why doesnt he ask for Power over radiation? Then that whould be a Power worth seeing!

Yes I agree, people turning into dust is quite the sight!

EXPLANATION: if biological substance is exposed to EXTREME levels of radiations the biological structure is torn apart and all that is left are minerals. and by extreme I mean 100 times more powerful than the highest radiation reading anyone ever theorized.

Roll time!

CrazyMLC[5]:Emboldened by Frederic's jeer, you dive downwards, and fly forward, barely skimming over the water. Frederic tries to skewer you with an extending arm, but you see it before it even gets close, and easily avoid it. Jumping up off the surface of the water, you vault forward with a spray of water for dramatic flair, then land hard on Frederic's chest, gripping him by both shoulders. You look Frederic dead in the eyes, grin, and can't help but deliver a one liner.
"Need a hand with those?"
You start to drain the energy out of Frederic, weakening his shoulders to the point where they both shatter into fragments. Needless to say, Frederic is now a double amputee.
As a final goodbye present, you draw both hands back behind you, charging all four kinesis in them, and adding Frederic's energy for good measure.
"Five-Point Star!
You then ram your hands forward into Frederic's chest, and the energy explodes forward into prongs of energy, each point made of a different type of energy.
Abilities:
- Pyro, Aero, Hydro, and GeoKinesis
- #-Point Star
- Olympian Power
- Metabolic Regeneration
- Photosynthesis
- Razor Leaves
Inventory:
- Nautical Shiv
- Wiffles' Orb
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver

rjhw1 [6]: Deciding you need ANOTHER weapon for your ever expanding arsenal, you set to thinking what. After a period of deep thought, you decide that sunlight is powerful, and to attain that. At this point, you notice that you're speeding over the ocean at high speed, for no apparent reason. Looking to your right, you see Foa gripping you by the waist, and shooting backwards every few seconds.
You ask where you are, and Foa realizes that you woke up.
"Speeding over the ocean at high speeds so we don't die a firey death by Pie Demons."
On any other day, that wouldn't make sense.
Back to business, you focus on gaining the power of the sun. With all of your practice at attaining strange powers, it doesn't take you long.
Your solarkinesis is powered by sunlight, so to use it in any major form, you need to expend stored sunlight. 2 units are gained per turn if you are outside in sunny weather, to a maximum of 10. Weak attacks or utility uses take 1 unit, stronger attacks or something like a blinding flash of light take 2, and game-ender attacks take 3 units. You can also purge all stored energy in one gigantic flash of light that increases in strength the more energy you have.
Abilities:
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
- Dragon Pulse Style
- Surging Dragon Pulse
- Twisting Dragon Tornado Kick
- Solarkinesis
Inventory:
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12 (7 shots left)
- 24 12 Gauge Shells
- Loaded AS50 (13 Extra Rounds)
- Scythe (Death Render)
- No Gravity

Tomaster [4]: Gripping Pulpy with both hands for maximum impact, you pump your wings harder to reach the island. You can see MLC grabbing a blocky blue shape, then the shape breaking a bit and MLC jumping off. Then, MLC charges into the shape, there's an explosion of energy, and the shape flies down into the island, carving a deep groove through the ground. You divert your flight down towards the groove, and as you ready your swing, Pulpy alights with fire. The shape, now revealed to be a vaguely humanoid thing with no arms, stands up at the end of the groove. You smash Pulpy into it with a crunch similar to breaking glass and stone, and the golem flies backwards again, this time wreathed in bright orange flames. It bounces across the island, until it hits the side of a small hill jutting out of the island. You land on the island, bemused, and MLC lands next to you, a pleased look on his face.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (No ammo) (Broken)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs) (Broken)
- Pulpy (Large Flaming Mace)
Abilities:
- Wing (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Summon Shade
- Flickering Invisibility
- Super Strength

Foa [3]: "Time to leave!"
To keep your body intact and unzombified, you grab Frank around the waist, and pull out your handcannon. You start firing as fast as the cannon will reload, to the south-southeast. This propels you forward towards the inhabited island where everyone else is going. It's slow at first, but you gain momentum fairly quickly, and are soon shooting along at a brisk pace. After a bit of travel, Frank looks around confused.
"Uh... Where are we?"
Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 3 Paperclips
- 5 chunks of metal
Injuries:
- Weakened Zombie Virus (Zombification in - turns)
- Legless
- No Gravity

JJA79 [3] To pass the time with Shadow while floating aimlessly, you try to think of new ways to make things die gloriously. This time, the control of energy comes to mind. Deciding it's a rather good idea, you attain it. It should come in handy in practically any situation, as long as you can think of how to use it. Your hand still hurts like a mofo though.
Abilities:
- Life Energy Stealing
- Always Thinking
- Gyrokinesis (2 turns till next usage)
- Ergokinesis
Injuries:
- No Gravity
- Right Hand Burned (-2 to anything involving Right Hand)

ShadoWKilleR255 [5] Your momentary lapse in concentration over, you go pack to honing your M/E Control. This time, free of distractions, you succeed excessively! Your ability to manipulate mass and energy not only becomes more precise, but also more powerful!
Your precision now extends down to a micrometer, and your expanded powers negates the need for energy spheres, as you can simply convert stray matter around you to energy! Fun times!

Abilities:
- Precision Mass/Energy Control
- Telekinesis
Inventory:
- 5 Small Energy Orbs
- ME Gun Blueprint
- Archipelago Map
Injuries:
- Broken Right Leg
- No Gravity

Frederic [1] Immediately after Frederic's quip, MLC charges. Frederic shoots forward one of his arms, extending it into a long, thin lance, but MLC spins midflight, dodging it. MLC then shoots forward with a burst of speed, and latches onto both of Frederic shoulders, close enough so that Frederic can't reach him with his arms, and strong enough so that Frederic can't shake him off.
To his horror, Frederic can feel his energy being drained out of him by MLC, so he cuts as much energy off from his shoulders as possible. MLC rapidly drains the last dregs of energy from the shoulders, causing them to lose cohesion and literally fall to pieces.
Unfortunately for Frederic, his arms still contained a large amount of energy, so Frederic is now down to about half strength. Frederic then goes shooting down into the island at high speed, carving a long channel into the ground. As Frederic staggers back to his feet, he gets smashed back again, this time on fire, over the island once more. He finally comes to rest when he hits the side of a hill, and falls down to the ground with a crunch.

Injuries:
- Extremely low energy (-2 to -4 to anything involving movement, combat, precision, or usage of powers)
- Missing Arms

Game Event: As Frederic smolders, a voice rings out.
"What the hell do you think you're doing on my island?"
The voice is one that demands a response, and more importantly, obedience.

Then, another more familiar voice rings out.
"What are you idiots doing he-"
It stops mid-sentance.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO FREDERIC?!"
Blue is extremely pissed.

Hyper does it really take you an hour to roll?
You first posted around a hour ago that you were going to roll.

Edit: wow you are devoted to this game.

Sorry, this is a good one.

EDIT: And yes, it does.

EDIT 2: An hour and 3 minutes. A very good roll though.

First up, let's clear the situation of up with Blue and M'lady or whatever her name is. And do it while multi-tasking.
Summon a shade to repair my two broken weapons, and then explain to M'lady that Frederic told us to do it to "prove ourselves." Be very diplomatic

"PROVE YOURSELF?!? YOU RIPPED HIS ARMS OFF AND SMASHED HIM INTO THE SIDE OF A CLIFF! THAT'S NOT PROVING YOURSELF, THAT'S BEATING SOMEONE THEN STOMPING ON THEIR FACE!"

*At this point, Blue Demon flies over to where Frederic lies smoldering*

> Laugh hysterically at BD getting her home trashed.

Foa, go over and put Freddie's arms back on, please.
Ms. Blue Demon, MLC attempted to prove himself, however, Frederic wasn't satisfied. We assumed a more...powerful demonstration was in order. My comrade MLC will attempt to heal Frederic.
I hope that's diplomatic.

Ooooh new powerssss. Will i'm still floating in the air and the target of the pie gods has left. Hey Rj let me match your light energy with dark.

>Expanding power gain Umbrakinesis


http://psi.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinesis

The power of shadows.

After i get this power (or get killed then i wont) I will come to the island ok?

so this has sorta turned into

press random page button on the psywiki
gain moderate control
repeat


frederic got own'd

I gotta agree with Alpha, if this crap keeps up there is going to be more kinesis than there is Roll. Keep things original, and don't just spend all your time screwing around bulking your abilities up.

You could also simply make the abilities much more risky to get, like 5=success, anything else = dismemberment/zombification/instagib/virus/blind/deaf and mute or whatever.