And that's when my vote is strongly cast for the gorilla. Again. That bear is gunna get sodomized.

Gorillas are vegitarians. They eat plants. If they need to, they fight.
Bears eat meat. They kill for a living. If they get hungry, they kill something.
See the difference there? Bear wins.

Hey hyper, you forgot one thing; the fact that bears are ♥♥♥♥' awesome.

Actually most bears are pretty god damn lazy. Not to say they can't, and don't hunt, but they primarily scavenge dead animals and forage for food, or let it come to them, in the case of fishing bears.

But they do hunt, so it's still a mental advantage.

Somehow I doubt that a gorilla has any moral qualms about killing.

Somehow I doubt a gorilla would have the advantages of weight, teeth, claws, and instict.

One word: Bear cavalery. Well, two words, but you haven't heard a ♥♥♥♥ about "gorilla cavalery" have you?

No, but that sounds way more ♥♥♥♥ hardcore now that you mention it.

Gorrilas suck at cavalery.

Some soviet scientist experimented with creating apemen for soldiers and cheap labor though.

Those crazy Russians.

More like crazy Stalin.
But ♥♥♥♥ gorillas, they just masturbate, and eat leaves.

Bears, they have to lift ridiculous weights to get the good stuff.

Where do I sign up?

You apparently didn't read the last part.

Gorilla.
It has thumbs.
It can shoot a gun.
It can drive a tank.
It can float about in a space station.
It can take on a t-rex. Then another.
It can be awesome.

It can also kill that bear.
(On topic.)