G: Pointless comment stricken from the record. Carry on with your business.

And on topic so I won't be banned, >get da boat moving while listening to "I'm on a boat" by lonely island!! sorry if it seems like a major action but I meant for it to be a minor action, so if it is considered as a major action then reduce it to just getting da boat moving

edit: heh, my first new page

You are not helping us keep this unlocked.

I posted my minor move, i can't see how that is not on topic.

Second half of a Roll.

Foa [4]: Aww. You feel bad, so you pick up the frenchman and deposit him an empty half of the silver capsule, then climb into the yacht. Like a panther in midnight, you make your way to the galley without anyone seeing you, and open the fridge without a sound. A quick rooting around turns up nothing. You shut the door, then look in the cupboards, finding cereal, canned goods, dry goods, but no pastries. Then, you see the breadbox. Sliding it open, you find your prize. An entire box of eclairs, unopened.
Abilities:
- SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY LV.3
- LV.99 CAKE SMITE: FROSTACOLYPSE
Inventory:
- CAKE FEDORA / HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 3 Paperclips
- 5 chunks of metal
- Box of Eclairs
Injuries:
- Weakened Zombie Virus (Zombification in - turns)
- Legless

JJA79 [1] Suddenly, for no given reason, your mental capabilities are struck down! You lose the feeling in your right foot, and you can't see blues anymore. What the what what?

Abilities:
- Life Energy Stealing
Injuries:
- Mentally Damaged (-1 to all rolls involving mental powers or thinking)

ShadoWKilleR255 [4] You still can't help Frank do anything, but you stand by him ready to help if possible. When he accidentally makes the bomb, you stumble backwards a bit from shock, but quickly recover, running forward and throwing the bomb into the crater, where it can't blow you up.

Abilities:
- Mass/Energy Control
Inventory:
- 6 Small Energy Orbs

Game Event:A loud crack rings out through the air, and one of the three small islandlets left behind from Rage's nukesplosion breaks off at the base, falls over with a large splash, and slides down into the crater, breaking apart as it slides. Luckily, that islandlet had noone on it anymore, but the others will probably follow soon. Startled by the sound, the Frenchman climbs out of the capsule, clutching a piece of worn-looking folded paper as big as he is.
2 TURNS UNTIL ALL ISLANDLETS DESTROYED.

Please don't kill the Frenchman. Poor Frenchman...

I think I missed something, BUT WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THE FRENCHMEN???? i don't seem to find him mentioned coming here in any roll, can someone please quote for me the post he first appeared on?

GAH!

>Grab Frenchman and his things and board the boat while loudly mumbling about my brain damaging.
Also if that only counts as a minor action like moving i want to try to fix my mental state.

I blame rages energy for this.

Attempt to replenish the cake hat with an eclair, then find a place to lay down.

Yeah, the hat needs more pastry-ocity, I'm trying to redevelop it into a cake trilby.

In case I REALLY wasn't clear...
The DM Synthesis isn't going to work as long as you are still at Rage's crater.

Or get oneness with the water like your oneness with the earth...

do you really want me to try?

Try what?

And wait for everyone, and leave one turn before the collapse of the islands, I DON'T WANT A RELAPSE OF MLC'S PRIVATE AND ZOMBIE INFESTED LINER!!!

So um, are we going to destroy Hawaii next?
Or something as large, or larger?