uh.... weasel... this paints a very bad picture of you ya know...

you call your own van a pedo-van... and you admit your pedo van contains a fold out bed... uh... I used to go to 4chan, and this honestly scares me because your so up-front about this... I seriously hope this thread is actually a joke...

also, pedo-jokes aside... you van has curtains? what the hell? I have never seen or heard of such a thing. and one of my friends lives in a trailer park. I've been up-town, down town, in slums, and in rich gated neighborhoods, and I have never seen or heard of this... where the hell did you... and why did you... why would anyone...?!.... oh right, pedo-van.

Too obvious, they expect that. Go with Legit Candy.

Put "Free Naps" on the side.

Fixed.

How could you afford this awesome van if your profession is an forum community organizer or something along those lines? Luxury wood paneling and fold-out beds don't sound cheap.

It's also a van from the 80s (I think), so he's obviously exaggerating as a joke, because there's definitely no luxury wood in there.

shock!

Anyway, the van is real. I did get it. It is called a "camperized" van and is meant to be taken on long roadtrips or out camping; it comes with a little table in the middle; the seats pivot; and the big bench seat at the back folds out into a queen sized bed.

The curtains are there to keep light out so you don't wake up at 6am when the sun comes streaming in (and also so you can get changed and such without being in full view of everyone).

Some vans also include mini-fridges, electric ranges, propane stoves, ovens, televisions, microwaves, or even little toilets. The bigger the van, the more you can fit. My van, sadly, does not have these things; in fact, I don't even have a power outlet (a problem I'll have to rectify).

Because of the age of my van (80s) and the build options (Luxury), the suede interior/wood panelling/wine rack are just relics of a bygone era.

TL;DR: Pedovan.

Did they not have DUI penalties in the 80s?

I know the law is for open bottles, but seriously, any cop worth his salt is going to break out the breathalyzer if he sees a full wine rack in your vehicle.

so basically its not a big pedo-van, but a mini RV/mobile-home in van shape. now it all makes sense. this nolonger paints you as a pedo, but that creepy semi-homeless IT guy living out of his van, going to dennies and mcdonalds for free wi-fi, and moist towelettes, a much more vivid and accurate picture, being that you are in fact moderating an old indi-game fan forum, and do in fact own such a van.

you probably don't live out of the van, but it's still funny.

Should get cortex command decals and go on a fund raising and awareness campaign road trip around 'Murrika in it. Deliver some real life warnings to people on the forums >:D

With a large bag of rock salt, an air horn, a fire extingsher, and a pair of the Jaws of Life. Hey, if Weasel were actually to do a roadtrip, I'd donate to support it.

Nah, I think I have so few features that I can't qualify this as anything but a fancy van. Fold-out-bed and an optional/insertable coffee table are just two minor features. The rest is decorative.

I think one of the defining features of an RV or a real campervan is one or more of the following:

- Toilet
- Running Water
- Cooking implement
- .. Maybe power outlets (not cig lighters) with their own battery system

However, I am planning on taking a gigantic road trip. Not to raise awareness, just to do it. I'll post a tour schedule of when I'm driving through YOUR TOWN, USA and you can come throw eggs at me. This trip is funded by the recent success of my game.

If you come to my town, my street, then I promise I will literally egg your pedovan. With eggs. Maybe TP as well.

I'd get in and go for a ride with you, but be sure to stash candy all over the place so when concerned mothers call the police, you have no defense.

This is just one the reason i live in canada, lol.
Maybe i should visit USA just to throw an egg at you.