Was gonna roll tonight if possible, then something came up.
For fun, decided to put latest roll through Wordle.

Hah, I see I've made a...big name for myself...(that joke was too terrible, I had to make it)...

I think I'm the second biggest player name, beside you Rage.

Yeah. That's because the focus of the roll was pretty much me hitting you with a hammer.

Ah. Superb. Let's see how that ends up for me...

ROLL FOR GREAT JUSTICE!


CrazyMLC[5]: In one fluid motion, you take three arrows, notch them on the DecaBow, pull back on the string, and let the arrows fly. The arrows dart through the air, homing in on Rage's head while circling each other. The deadly projectiles reach their mark in less than a second.
Abilities:
- Metabolic Regeneration
- Super Pyrokinesis
- Aerokinesis
- Clumsy Olympian Power
- Photosynthesis
- Razor Leaves
Inventory:
- Nautical Shiv
- Pure Flame Orb
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver

wiffles[4]: The world is slowly coming back into focus, and what you can see is troubling. Determined not to get killed, you hide behind a nearby boulder, shielding yourself from Rage or any of the others' fields of vision. The scream only gets worse, and you clap your hands over your ears, futiley trying to lesson the sound.
Abilities:
- Eye Beams
- Venom Immunity
- Molten Repulsion
- Dual Golden Raging Bulls
Inventory:
- PVC Pipe
Injuries
- A bit Blinded
- Missing Right Eye

rjhw1 [1]: Wha... What's going on? Hunger... Oh god, you are hungry. For anything, anything at all. And that sound, oh god that SOUND! Ugh, just make it go away...
Frank crouches down into the fetal position, his zombie mind crippled by the scream. His hunger demands all of his attention, but the scream strips him of his will to budge even an inch.
Abilities:
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Dark Matter Claw Arm
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
- Dragon Pulse Style
- Surging Dragon Pulse
- Twisting Dragon Tornado Kick
Inventory:
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12 (7 shots left)
- 24 12 Gauge Shells
- Loaded AS50 (13 Extra Rounds)
- Melted Chain Scythe (Death Render)

Tomaster [6]: Wow... You can't feel your legs, and your left side is on fire. You try to get back to your feet, and ignore the pain, but your legs refuse to move, no matter how hard you try. Then you make the mistake of trying to lean on your left arm, and you collapse in a heap of burning agony. This is no good. You struggle to keep your eyes open. Before you slip into unconsciousness, you see a light, brighter than any other you've ever seen.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (No ammo)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs)
- Pulpy (Large Flaming Mace)
Abilities:
- Wings (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Berserker Strength
- Summon Shade
Injuries:
- Broken Ribcage
- Broken Left Arm
- Fractured Spine
- Dislocated Left Wing
- Unconscious

Benpasko [6]: Stupid frickin.... GAH! Forget this stupid hammer. I'll just throw stuff at her. Let's see how she likes a rock to the face! You stop trying to free Resplendance, but don't let go of the Hammer-Axe. Instead, you use your free hand to pick up a nearby chunk of rock, a bit larger than your fist, and sidearm it at the Blue Demon. Before it can hit, a chain shoots out of the ground, and strikes the rock out of the air. Another chain then emerges closer to you, binding your other arm to the ground.
Not when we have achieved this much, monster. We are too close to fail now.
Abilities:
- Telekinesis
Inventory:
- Steel and Dragon Skin Plate Armour
- Telekinetic Knives (SkyShear)
- Hammer Axe (Resplendance)

Foa [1]: There is no room for error. It is do or die, and you have no intention of dying. You crouch down to jump, but before you can, MLC's arrows shoot past you, scaring you half to death. In your shock, you manage to jump, but only halfway, and you go spinning up into the air a few hundred feet. As you reach the top of your jump, you see an orb of light blossom into existance on the island, swallowing everything whole. You begin to fall back down, then the light grows too bright to see.
Abilities:
- SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY LV.3
- LV.99 CAKE SMITE: FROSTACOLYPSE
- LeapDash
Inventory:
- CAKE FEDORA / HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 3 Paperclips
- Spent Silver Capsule
- 5 chunks of metal

Blue Demon[-]: The Blue Screamer has less than 10 seconds of charge left, when out of nowhere, three arrows zoom into the side of Rage's head, two of which pierce through to the other side. Rage bursts into a bloodcurdling scream, as a red aura envolops him and the surrounding area. The aura grows brighter and more solid, until nothing is left but a growing sphere of burning white light. No... NO!!!
The sphere of destructive telekinetic energy continues growing, envoloping the island. Before it can grow too large, you fire the Blue Screamer. A beam of deep blue beam of energy slices through the air, imapcting the sphere of Rage's energy, holding back its growth, and counteracting Rage's last act of destruction.
Not this time Rage... Not this time.
The light envelops you before you can say anything else.

Die Angelus[-]: In desperation, Rage tries to stop the Blue Screamer by throwing a rock. You stop him in time with a well placed Chain, then bind Rage to the ground with another chain. Before you can administer the coup de gras, MLC does, spearing Rage through the head.

Game Event: The sphere of energy grows, ripping apart anything swallowed by its might, until it eventually reaches a diameter of 1 mile. At this point, the sphere slows to a halt, pulses once, twice, then in a final dying gasp, bursts. As the sphere fades away, the true extent of its destruction is revealed. Everything within it is destroyed.
Where there once was an island, now there is a gaping wound in the surface of the planet, with water rushing in to fill the now empty space. The only trace of the island remaining is a tattered series of small strips of land, saved from their destruction by the Blue Screamer. On these strips, lay the survivors.

Foa is on a crash course with earth rage is either got seconds left or is disintegrated. Tom is close to dieing also due to multiple wounds and probably extreme energy from that orb. Awesome

*cough cough*
As the smoke begins to clear, the extent of Rage's power upon the party becomes evident. Both the Blue Demon and Die Angelus are intact. Hurt and exhausted, but intact.

CrazyMLC was a lucky one. He is entirely on one of the strips of land untouched by Rage's power, and is unharmed.

Wiffles did not fare as well. Most of his body is gone, including everything from the waist down, and his right arm. He is still alive, and conscious, but his wounds are fatal.

rjhw1 is badly wounded. His DM arm, along with his right leg, have both been vaporized. Luckily, because his arm was already healed, he can be saved if his leg is attended to.

Tomaster escaped the majority of the blast, but his non dislocated wing was in the line of fire, and is now nothing more than a stump. Otherwise, he has no new injuries.

Benpasko, being at the epicenter of the blast, has been completely vaporized. He's gone.

Foa was also lucky, as he was in the air as the blast hit. He survived with no new injuries, although his legs did come off when he hit the water again. The legs have been lost to the crater, swept away by the tides.

I expected more deaths than this.

I shall attempt to heal myself, someone wanna help?

Foa, you hit the water, lost your legs, then swam ashore onto the land.
Wiffles, your wounds are absolutely, unchangabley fatal. Don't blame me, blame the dice. You still have a turn for your last words etc.

thats a steaming load of horse crap hyper, youre obviously killin us all off. fine, I shall say: I die, so that democracy may live, then pull out an explosive, pull out the pin, and eat it. See ya chumps, im catching the next pimp-mobile outta here! and because those plot-devices of yours Totally cant heal me.

Hah, cool. I managed to kill/mortally wound the entire party. Great way to go out, cya guys.

Add me to the waiting list please. I wanted to join for a long time.

Edit: It takes a while for my posts to be put up

You want to eat a gernade. You'll choke to death on it before it explodes.


Also sweet I'm in next. I replace wiffles cause shadow is first.

Also I'm going to restate the obvious. Hyper is awesome at this.

>Wait for wiffles to die.

Hyper needs a new list on the front page for the dead players.


Can you tell me how your post just magically appeared in front of mine? When this post has been here for the past hour?