Rj Went on pg 84


OOOOOH ok hyper has midterms. Probably has lots a work.

i'm sure hyper is(nt) doing it on purpose!


now go figure which one i meant

[ 1, 1, 1 ] - You absolutely fail at sitting, you barely survive with a compound fractured hip, and externalized internal organs, you best not sit down for months, or you'll suffer mortal organ failure.

Also, because of your inability to sit for months, your buns of steel devolve into buns of cotton.

doesn't cotton feel nicer to sit on than steel?

You guys aren't even playing a game any more, this is just spam.

If thats what you think, then your not helping.

Ragdollmaster: (6,4,4)
You forcfully ball up the midterm papers, but in the process get a paper cut. Getting a match you light them on fire, and hit THOR in the chest with them. (minor paper cut on pointer finger, -1 to any action using that finger)

Rolling.
Jeezers. Finding people's actions is gonna suck.


CrazyMLC[3]: Oh god. Airsickness.
After you empty your half of a stomach onto the grass next to you, Tomaster lands with your legs. You notice that the roots on your feet still have a few clods of dirt attached, and what looks like an earthworm. Grimacing, you take a bite out of your pelvis, and are surprised to realize that you now taste like....Broccoli? With a mix of revulsion, acceptance, and a bit of fear, you begin to nom more thoroughly, noting with a bit of pleasure that bones taste like cellary. You wisely decide not to take a bite out of your arm, to check what you taste like when not rooted. Suddenly, Rage bursts through trees nearby, igniting them as he does. Barely reacting in time, you fire an orb of air in defence, and knock Rage back into the brushfire he started. You then grab your remaining left leg, and get ready to leave again, finally noticing Foa standing behind you. You ask Foa if he would like a bite.
Abilities:
- Metabolic Regeneration
- Super Pyrokinesis
- Aerokinesis
- Clumsy Olympian Power
- Photosynthesis
- Razor Leaves
Inventory:
- Nautical Shiv
- Pure Flame Orb
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:
- Missing Lower Half (Healed in 2 turn)

wiffles[6]: You are a blind person. Trying to fire guns. At a fast moving target. You see no flaws.
Opening fire on where you last saw/heard Rage, you fire at Blue Demon. Like lightning, she is out of the path of the bullets, and glaring at wiffles accusingly.
Stupid! You can't see! Don't try shooting at people who may or may not be trying to save your arse!
You, uh, are just gonna sit there for a bit. Yeah... Don't hurt me...
Abilities:
- Eye Beams
- Venom Immunity
- Molten Repulsion
- Dual Golden Raging Bulls
Inventory:
- PVC Pipe
Injuries
- Blinded

rjhw1 [2]: With a quick grovel, you ask to learn Blue Demon to teach you some moves. You then whip out your AS50 in time to see Rage not anywhere close by.
As much as we need it, it would require, at best, half an hour of torturous, mind numbing agony for you, and a decrease in power for me. So not at this moment.
Oh, and your 12 guage shells have dried off by now.
Abilities:
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Dark Matter Claw Arm
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
Inventory:
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12 (Loaded)
- 24 12 Gauge Shells
- Loaded AS50 (13 Extra Rounds)
- Melted Chain Scythe (Death Render)

Tomaster [3]: After retrieving MLC's legs, you stand to the side and let him...uh...enjoy...
As you try to block out the images, you retreat into your mind, and contact the dark lords of the underworld. You plea with them for assistance, and begrudgingly, they grant your request, but for fun, twist it a bit to their own whims.
You can now summon one shade of varying quality and strength, at most Class 2. Unfortunately, the shades have been instructed to be as impertinent as possible, and will at any convenience screw something up or misfollow directions (depending on the rolls of course). As you open your eyes, you get the idea of urinating on Rage, then decide against taking action that would ensure your castration. At this point, Rage bursts through the trees.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (No ammo)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs)
- Pulpy (Large Flaming Mace)
Abilities:
- Wings (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Berserker Strength
- Summon Shade

Benpasko [4]: That little blue ladylike is going to have to pay for that. But first, I have prey to attend to. Rage decides to try something else, and using his Telekinesis, vibrates the air around him until it reaches 400 degrees. Satisfied, he burns towards the island again, boiling the water he passes over. Once he hits the island, and plants he passes ignite, and the denser areas of foliage turn into a firestorm as Rage passes. Finally, he bursts through the trees, into a small clearing with MLC eating his own leg. Before Rage can attack, MLC blasts Rage back into the fire. No damage done, but it's a bit hard to see through the flames. Then suddenly, SLAM!
Abilities:
-Telekinesis
Inventory:
- Steel and Dragon Skin Plate Armour
- Telekinetic Knives (SkyShear)

Foa [1]: Following Tomaster and MLC in the shadows of the trees, ready to surprise Rage, you crouch down outside of the clearing, awaiting Rage's arrival. When Rage bursts through the trees, you are ready, and attempt to use both SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY and the HANDCANNON to accelerate MLC's attack to blistering speeds. Failing to realize the ramifications of not knowing what MLC's attack was, your attack instead targets a random item in your inventory, in this case, the Pattern Card. The card fires forward, ripping the right side off of your pants entirely, and flying into the fire.
You stand there for a moment, feeling like an complete retard, then walk into the clearing. MLC notices you, and offers his leg. You look at him as if he's crazy, then take a bite. This is... really quite retarded.
Abilities:
- SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY LV.3
- LV.99 CAKE SMITE: FROSTACOLYPSE
- LeapDash
Inventory:
- CAKE FEDORA / HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 3 Paperclips
- Spent Silver Capsule
- 5 chunks of metal

Blue Demon[6]: Hmm. Well, Colichimarde is obviously the wrong tool for this job. Sheathing the blade on your back, you recite a quick pocket dimension number, and a small portal materializes in front of you. Reaching in, you grasp the contents, a Hammer-Axe larger than you are, named Resplendence, and pull it out of the portal. Now THIS you can use! A quick test swing later, you are off, kicking up tremendous amounts of sand, then dirt as you half sprint, half fly across the island. Swinging Resplendence back, you prepare to strike, and a second later, you bring the weapon forward to hammer Rage in the side, sending him sprawling through the jungle. Kicking off of the impact, you jump into the clearing, and turn to face the others.
You just gonna let me have all the fun?
Foa responds by dropping the leg he was holding, pointing his finger accusingly, and shouting "YOU!"

Game Event: "YOU!"
Me?
Your the one who gave me the cards! I'd recognize your face anywhere! Except, you were more of white, not blue and delicate like a flower.
Really. Hmm. I'll remember to go do that when I survive then. Although, my appearance like this either suggest something wierd temporally, or I'm going to pop into existance next to me right about.... Now.
Nothing happens.
Yeah, that definately means time is a bit f***'d. Very odd.

Hammer...hurt...

>Take the shiny hammer from the mean lady.

Erm, yeah, we'll need someone that can hunt it down... before Ben gets to it you know?

Yeah, I was going to say something high-brow, but I seem to have remember that I fail at english, so I'll just say it; I'm not going near him. I'll just request that someone does something to increase the distance between the card, and Ben. Afterwards, you can see where it landed, and with your seemingly grand power you should be able to get it.

> Stuff MLC's leg down his throat/into his ruptured stomach, then start shooting everyday debris from this everyday, and hideously gored island |

Another roll, and everyone still lives I am disappoint.