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Post Re: Roll To Dodge! BOSS 3: BENPASKO
Drinking urine can kill a man.
I'd rather not.


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Post Re: Roll To Dodge! BOSS 3: BENPASKO
I could have sworn I've heard like everywhere that urine is sterile.


Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:47 am
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HYPER I WANTS ROLL! (pleas)


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Post Re: Roll To Dodge! BOSS 3: BENPASKO
Tomaster wrote:
urine is sterile.

Sterile, but chock full of expelled toxins, salts, and other ♥♥♥♥ you don't want in you. Think eating polar bear liver.


Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:20 am
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Post Re: Roll To Dodge! BOSS 3: BENPASKO
Duh102 wrote:
Tomaster wrote:
urine is sterile.

Sterile, but chock full of expelled toxins, salts, and other ♥♥♥♥ you don't want in you. Think eating polar bear liver.

And yet you can drink it daily, and still live.


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Composition

Urine is a transparent solution that can range from colorless to amber but is usually a pale yellow. Urine is an aqueous solution of approximately 95% water, with the remaining percentages being metabolic wastes such as urea, dissolved salts, and organic compounds. Fluid and materials being filtered by the kidneys, destined to become urine, come from the blood or interstitial fluid.

Urine is sterile and nearly odorless. Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action. Most noticeably, the asphyxiating ammonia is produced by breakdown of urea. Some diseases alter the quantity and consistency of the urine, such as sugar as a consequence of diabetes.
[edit] Hazards

Urea is toxic and can be irritating to skin and eyes. High concentrations in the blood can cause damage to organs of the body. However, after suitable processing (as is done, for example, on the International Space Station), it is possible to extract potable water for drinking.


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Urea can be irritating to skin, eyes, and the respiratory tract. Repeated or prolonged contact with urea in fertilizer form on the skin may cause dermatitis.

Too high concentrations in the blood can cause damage to organs of the body. Ingestion of low concentrations of urea, such as are found in typical human urine, are not dangerous with additional water ingestion within a reasonable time-frame. Many animals (e.g., dogs) have a much more concentrated urine and it contains a higher urea amount than normal human urine; this can prove dangerous as a source of liquids for consumption in a life-threatening situation (such as in a desert).

Urea can cause algal blooms to produce toxins, and its presence in the runoff from fertilized land may play a role in the increase of toxic blooms.[6]

The substance decomposes on heating above melting point, producing toxic gases, and reacts violently with strong oxidants, nitrites, inorganic chlorides, chlorites and perchlorates, causing fire and explosion.[citation needed]


So:
Don't drink smelly, pure yellow urine. (Lots of bacteria, etc)
Evaporate urine and drink the resulting water. (You guys know what I'm talking about, right?)
Don't drink dog urine.


None have your actions have been to drink water, right Tomaster?
Where is the water coming from?


Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:59 am
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Post Re: Roll To Dodge! BOSS 3: BENPASKO
if you drink piss instead of water your kidneys will die and possible liver damage may occur, and let's stop this doctor chat it makes me feel like a know it all :S

♥♥♥♥ i was too late in posting this XD


Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:12 am
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Post Re: Roll To Dodge! BOSS 3: BENPASKO
CrazyMLC wrote:
So:
Don't drink smelly, pure yellow urine. (Lots of bacteria, etc)
Evaporate urine and drink the resulting water. (You guys know what I'm talking about, right?)
Don't drink dog urine.


None have your actions have been to drink water, right Tomaster?
Where is the water coming from?


Ooh, ooh, I know! You want to distill the water from the urine! I feel smart...


Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:27 pm
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Post Re: Roll To Dodge! BOSS 3: BENPASKO
I'm fairly sure I remember that there are a few liquid waste products with roughly the same boiling point as water. This doesn't matter though, because MLC is part plant and the result only depends on the roll.


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Post Re: Roll To Dodge! BOSS 3: BENPASKO
Alright, fine, pee on Rage then, to humiliate him.


Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:23 pm
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Roll a 1 and your **** Is torn from your body...Nasty


Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:20 pm
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Thats his minor action, mind you, his major is to learn how to conjure demons/minions, etc.


Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:39 am
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Major: Learn to summon the lesser supernatural beings and have them do my will.
Minor: Take a piss all over Rage.


Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:58 am
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Post Re: Roll To Dodge! BOSS 3: BENPASKO
...I have plans for you, pathetic mortal.


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You forget you too are mortal, o foolish one.


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