Well then, before you do that, lemme get a mental one in as well

Physical: Help MLC with his regen while he's shooting airbursts and ♥♥♥♥
Mental: Attempt to gain the power to summon minor demons or minions, for assistance in combat and obeying direct orders.
If I have to choose one, the minions one takes priority. Also: Do all that while flying for the dodge bonus.

Lemme clarify.
Both of those actions would be considered major actions, so you can only get one. There is no mental/physical rule here.

So fly and learn how to conjure demon minions...

it's a good thing you notified him that it was mental or else if you got a 1 you could have fainted from blood loss or something like that

Except now that it's mental, a 1 might simply crush his mind or something

There is no differentiation between "Physical" and "Mental" actions. Only Major and Minor actions.

the difference we meant was the "punishment" he would be getting for rolling a 1. i think it's already obvious enough what's major and what's minor, and if it isn't to you then you(this isn't directed at you hyper) retarded.

they were just searching for a loop hole to use for their own benefit, don't take it so hard hyper

edit - whoops forgot to make spaces between lines XD

No loop holes, I was just wondering. Whatever, major action is the minion thing as previously stated. Minor thing is peeing on MLC, so he gets so much needed water.
Minor: Urinate on MLC, so he can get some h₂o and maybe speed up the regen process.

urine+plant=plant death\damage
urine+mlc=mlc death\damage

get it?

Nono, see urine is mainly water, with a little bit of salt and other small useless ♥♥♥♥. And humans are cool with salt, while plants aren't. And plants like water as well. So really MLC + Urine = Faster growing MLC.
Get it?

long story short: my bro pissed on a plant in the porch the plant died.
and yes it was watered properly because there was another one next to it and that one didn't die

I'm not denying that urine kills pure plants. What you fail to see is that

• Plants are small organisms
• As such, small amounts of things lethal can kill them, such as salt
• MLC is a hybrid plant human
• This means that he can take salt and not die from it, because if he died from salt, the second he turned into this freak of nature hybrid, he'd be dead.
  Get it?

OH AND BY THE WAY I A RElATIVE RAISED A TREE WITH PEE, IT IS GROWING FASTER THAN USUAL!

True fact.

Is it really too much to ask to just be able to pee on MLC in order to make him grow faster? It's a goddamn fantasy world where I sprout wings and could probably ♥♥♥♥ unicorns if I rolled a 5.