We need Foa. His action is invalid since the Pattern Card doesn't work that way.

Damn it Foa. If he said like cut off his head, would that work?

hyper if you see an invalid action notify us, it's rather weird waiting for you when you wait for us don't you think?

yes but untill now we wern't sure who the hell blue demon was, even if our speculations were correct, it doesnt really count as telling us -.-

>_>
Merely a technicality.

Do-Do-Doo

Run like a Dashkin, RUN

the dashkin skips if you didn't notice >_>

Rolling! Finally!

CrazyMLC[5]: Tapping into the Flame Orb you collected earlier, you funnel massive amounts of heat towards Ben's breastplate, to stop him quickly and efficiently. The center of his plate quickly starts to glow with heat, reaching a dull red glow, then it suddenly stops. The glow immediately and suddenly vanishes from his plate, and he acts as if nothing happened. Your arm has regrown though, and realizing this, you take the bow off of your back, notch an arrow and take aim, ready to release coordinated fire with the others.
Abilities:
- Metabolic Regeneration
- Super Pyrokinesis
- Aerokinesis
- Clumsy Olympian Power
- Photosynthesis
- Razor Leaves
Inventory:
- Nautical Shiv
- Pure Flame Orb
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:
- Missing Lower Half

wiffles[6]: Ohhhh.... Your head is killing you...
You creak open your eyes, and then snap to awareness as you realize what just happened. Jumping to your feet, you see Ben looking deranged, and everyone else either aiming at him or watching him, ready to fight. You whip out your Bulls, and start to charge your Eye Beams. Unfortunetly, noone moves for too long, and your Eye Beams become overcharged. When they do fire, it will blind you momentarily. You wait for everyone else to fire, as your vision slowly grows more red from the overcharge and your eyes begin to water.
Abilities:
- Eye Beams
- Venom Immunity
- Molten Repulsion
- Dual Golden Raging Bulls
Inventory:
- PVC Pipe
Injuries
- Blinded
rjhw1 [3]: Ohhh, no. He did not just do what I think he did. The last straw. He just burned it.
After throwing Death Render's destroyed handle down, you grab your AS50 and take aim at Ben. Sighting down the scope, you lock on to the mofo's head, ready to deliver a killing blow anytime. Now, we wait for the signal.
Abilities:
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Dark Matter Claw Arm
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
Inventory:
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12 (Loaded)
- 11 12 Gauge Shells
- 13 Wet 12 Gauge Shells
- Loaded AS50 (15 Extra Rounds)
- Melted Chain Scythe (Death Render)

Tomaster [-]: Self preservation wins out over fighting, especially when you don't have any real ranged weaponry. You take to the skies, flying up several hundred feet over the island. Jeez, this place is a mess! 1/4 of the island got blown apart from the volcano detonating, globs of hardened lava cover the island, the ring of rock preventing escape is still in place, and there are still a few spouts of lava coming up, but they aren't fierce enough to pose any real threat to anyone.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (No ammo)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs)
- Pulpy (Large Flaming Mace)
Abilities:
- Wings (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Berserker Strength

Benpasko [5]: Heh...Heheh.... These people think that they'll live...Let's prove them wrong...
Ben clenches his hand, freezing in place a small bit of smoke wafting through the air above his head. Simultaneously, sand flows up from the ground, and into Ben's wound. As the others watch, the sand forms into new tissue, becoming muscle, veins, blood, and whatever else is needed to repair the gash. The hole knits itself closed, leaving no trace of it ever existing except for another hole in Ben's already tattered shirt.
Abilities
-Telekinesis
Inventory
- Steel and Dragon Skin Plate Armour
- Telekinetic Knives (SkyShear)

Foa [4]: After seing Ben kill Moltazoa, you begin slowly crouching down, almost imperceptibly. Once fully crouched, you wait for everyone else to get into position, making sure they are all ready to attack. Once they all are aimed and ready, you pounce.
Faster than the others can react, you have half of the distance between you and Ben covered, intending to knee his head into oblivion, then the others simultaneously fire. At the last moment, you LeapDash straight up into the air to avoid the flying death headed toward Ben. As you shoot upwards, you notice a distinct lack of explosions.
Abilities
- SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY LV.3
- LV.99 CAKE SMITE: FROSTACOLYPSE
- LeapDash
Inventory
- Cake Fedora
- 3 Paperclips
- Spent Silver Capsule
- Pattern Card

Game Event: 8 magnum rounds, 2 AS50 rounds, a single Armor Piercing arrow, and a glowing orb of energy hang in the air in front of Benpasko. He moves his head to the side, and uncleanches his fist. The bullets and the arrow fall the to ground, while the ball of energy discharges harmlessly past his head. The wisp of smoke continues floating away. Ben cracks his neck, looks around at the 4 of you, and decides on CrazyMLC. Then, Ben roars.
The roar shakes the earth and instills incapacitating terror into all 5 of you, while Ben leaps at Crazy. Ben takes hold of Crazy, one hand literally gripping his chest, the other clamped onto Crazy's leg. He pulls his arms apart, and CrazyMLC's midsection protests, then gives out. Ben rips CrazyMLC in two, and throws his upper half at Frank, sending both Frank and Crazy barrelling backwards. The entire time, Ben keeps up his roar.
Suddenly, Foa plummets out of the sky in front of Ben, hits the ground, and LeapDashs directly at Ben, culminating in a scissor kick to the chest. Foa's foot, for some reason, doesn't actually touch Ben, but Ben still goes flying backwards, carving a jagged scar into the ground of the island, smashing through several trees. Glowering, Foa goes over to Frank and Crazy to see if he can help.

Killer, they gallop.
And I'll soon see myself butchered.

I SAID RUN, NOT KNEE IMPOSSIBLY ANGRY DUDE!!!

Grab MLC's two halves, and get to work on healing them, still in the air though.

You did run, just towards him. :3
Next time specify which direction you want to run in.

Ah, crap. Lets hope I still have a stomach.

> EAT ANYTHING IN IMMEDIATE VICINITY.