People who are in this game will be on the low list for replacements next time, so other people can play.

Lol, yeah, but if we do get in, we'd probably have yellow names.
Maybe in the next [RTD] hyper will use one of the lesser known rules ( you may roll multiple times on a person(s) turn, if there are things that need to be rolled upon... like dodging, and standing next to an explosion ) .

So you could blow up god ( Perfect 5 ) , and then get killed by the gibs ( 2 on dodge ) .

THERE IS NO SUCH RULE. That I know of anyway.

It would be cool if we were NPCs. That doesnt really make sense but you know what i mean.

I remember this one time when this person rolled a 6 on jumping out of bed...
Anyways five dodge rolls later, everyone in that bed were injured, and the dude failed a repercussion roll, and was lodged in the ceiling.

Hyper, isn't it time to ROLL

ZELDA, LEGEND OF HY-ROLL!!!

Foa gets +10 points for Nintendo Pun!

Foa, I don't mean to get off-topic, but your avatar is the most epic thing ever!

Still, you went off-topic.

You did too, when you don't want to go off-topic, you need to post a relevant statement.
I know mang, who knew four frames could do so much.

Anyways, I do take my puns hard, AND REALLY BAD.

> With the help of Benpasko, and Rjhw1, we try to make leg stub ports for the legs, and attach them to my leg stubs | Major]
> Afterwards, if the legs are attached, lets see how high I can jump, how fast I can run, and how hard I kick | Minor]

I added a minor/major tags to the actions. :D

CrazyMLC[4]: You decide to make sure you do this thing right, and end this once and for all. Without incinerating yourself. As you meditate upon your pyrokinesis, your regeneration knits the skin and muscles of your burned side back together, burning fat cells for energy. You get hungry, but continue your meditation. The pain has decreased greatly, but you still are missing your arm. The regeneration stops after it heals your side. You must not have enough reserves of energy or fat to regenerate your arm. You finish meditating, and stand up, your eyes glowing red with Pyrokinetic energy. You have a job to do.
Abilities:
- Metabolic Regeneration
- Super Pyrokinesis
- Aerokinesis
- Clumsy Olympian Power
- Pyrokinetic Trance (+2 to next action IF involving Pyrokinesis)
Inventory:
- Nautical Shiv
Injuries:
- Missing Right Arm (Healed in ~ turns)

wiffles[-]: You swim to the boat, now safe from the any shaking the island is doing. Which is definately no small amount either.
Abilities:
- Eye Beams
- Venom Immunity
- Molten Repulsion
Inventory:
- PVC Pipe

rjhw1 [4]: OKAY LETS DO THIS. You immediately start working on the left leg, with renewed vigor and resolve, and with Foa's help with measurements and a few tweaks, you finish that leg quickly. You then wait for Foa and Ben to finish their leg.
Abilities:
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Dark Matter Claw Arm
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
Inventory:
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12 (Loaded)
- 11 12 Gauge Shells
- 13 Wet 12 Gauge Shells
- Loaded AS50 (15 Extra Rounds)
Injuries:
- Splinted Leg (-1 to rolls involving leg)

Tomaster [5]: You start running back to the boat, and by slightly tapping into your Berserker Rage, you jump through the air and splash down right near the boat. You climb into the boat, slightly tipping it with your massive weight. After you climb onto the boat, you realize that you didn't go into a berserk frenzy with your run and jump. By pushing your Berserkness farther and farther, you find the upward limit of your strength before you lose control of yourself! You can now use Berserker Strength without flying into a frenzy. You can still push yourself past this limit to gain more strength, but doing so will fling you into a Berserk Frenzy.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (No ammo)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs)
Abilities:
- Wings (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Berserker Strength
Injuries:

Benpasko [5]: Using your telekinesis to molecularly manipulate the Dark matter, you form the requisite port for the leg in record time, just behind Frank, who can literally shape it to his will. You worked the Dark Matter of the leg so precisely, that you manage to form the claw toes into ambidextrious claws that can function like hands, and can pick things up just as if it were a hand. Once the two legs are finished, you fit them onto Foa's sockets, and stand back so that he can try them out.

Inventory
- Steel and Dragon Skin Plate Armour
Abilities
- Telekinesis

Foa [6]: You fit the new legs onto your own stumps, clicking the various connections, ports, and locks into place. The nerves in your stumps communicate with the artificial nervous connections in the legs, and you flex the legs, quickly getting a feel for them. You stand up on your new legs, take a few nervous, wobbling steps, and then stand straight. You then squat down a few times, and suddenly jump. You hear a tremendous crack, and you shoot up into the air hundreds of feet, farther than even Tomaster could. You look down towards the boat, and see it split in two, the halves slowly sinking into the shallows around the island. At this point, you begin to slow, and looking back towards the island, realize you are spinning out of control in mid air, while falling out of the air hundreds of feet.
Abilities
- SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY LV.3
- LV.99 CAKE SMITE: FROSTACOLYPSE
- DM War Legs
Inventory
- Cake Fedora
- 3 Paperclips
- Spent Silver Capsule
- Battle Card
- Pattern Card

Game Event: As Foa shoots into the air, the lava pit starts to bubble profusely. Ripples form in the lava, and intensify into waves crashing over the lip of it onto the land, melting the ice surrounding the pit. Then, the bubbles stop, and the lava pit explodes.
A titanic, snaking neck extends from the lava pit, longer than Matilda's, with a much larger head. The body is covered in gleaming red scales, and a ridge of sharp, wickedly curved spike run down the back of the neck. Two powerful, muscular arms are positioned on the upper half of the neck, each looking like it could easily crush a boulder. The neck itself must be at least 150 feet long, with the head adding another 10 feet. The creature shakes its head to shed the lava, then opens its eyes to reveal pure white eyes with a slitted red iris, and sees Foa precisely as he begins to fall downwards. The beast narrows its eyes, and projects a furious thought to everyone in the vicinity.
WHO HATH SUMMONED ME?! COME FORTH SO I MAY END YOU!!

High five Foa! You summoned another thing that can kill us all! Anywho, use my strength to chuck the boat at that thing. If anyone has any complaints, please let me know now.
Make sure everyone is off it, so I don't throw someone to their untimely death.

Shout at Moltazoa "It was this guy, real mean, tried to kill us! His name as i recall is SENOR GOODPANTS, yea thats the guy you want. He threw us on a boat out here, yea. You should hunt him down right? Or join us cuz were gunna go kill him. HE just left."

> I throw the other half of the boat |

Tomaster, how about I throw you throwing the boat halves?
Smart Idea Ben... but how about a war sea monster named matilda did it, and say that we killed her?
Or say that Tomaster is Senior GoodPants, and that he is a dragon slayer, and then I say that I was throwing him at you so that you could kill him.

Oh, and Tomaster, the boat was ripped in half, and is now sinking, I DON'T SEE ANYWAY THAT ANYONE WOULD WANT TO BE IN IT!