Tomaster, I hand craft my die before each roll.

ANGER

Dude, it's a stone wall, STONE ♥♥♥♥ WALL!!!
Well, from underwater it'd be stone, but MAGMA FILLED!!!

Assuming it won't kill on touch, you better hope your Olympian strength includes hurdling. Because it's actually hard to straight jump a wall. Most people use their arms as well. Which you are lacking in.

Keyword: Super backflip.

I know, its crazy.

Well, this is inconvenient...



Anyways, Tomaster, I can shoot anything in my inventory, so I'm launching a dark matter boat and a Frostacolypse, you think Molten ♥♥♥♥♥ king can survive.

Can't Hyper just post via proxy, like via a person on IRC or via a person in PMs?

He is pming the players, I am getting yelled at my action "Throw the boat also".

> Charge dem frost beam |

Like I s aid a while back, I telekinetically assist my homies.

Now its a telekinetically assisted super backflip. Here we go.

Awww.. Foa dont throw my boat. Ill just whip up some DM shells for you.Thats what id do. And try to attach teh DM legs.

Rj, he said I couldn't do it because I'm charging the cake smite!

And remember, you forgot to make ports for my legless ass, how can I ride something without something to rest upon?

Hyper, we know you're still alive.

No, this is Zombie Hyper. I died from math overdose. Rolling.

CrazyMLC[1]: Limping over to the edge of the water, you see that the stone wall is actually around 200 feet out in the water, so you not only can you not backflip over it, it doesn't provide any real ability to block your access to your allies, just a way to escape. Besides, you can't swim without dieing, and you don't think you want that, so you decide to just plop yourself down onto the beach. Trying to do something besides sit, you try to gather up the heat in the island. But... something interferes. It redirects your pyrokinesis, aiming it towards the magma underneath Moltazoa, and uses your own power to pull up magma from deep underground, healing and strengthening the GodKing.
Abilities:
- Super Pyrokinesis
- Aerokinesis
- Clumsy Olympian Power
Inventory:
- Nautical Shiv
Injuries:
- Missing Right Arm
- Right Side Burned

wiffles[6]: You scamper boatward, jumping into the surf and spray to get out into open water and towards the boat. You get water in your eyes, but ignore it, wiping it away with your hand. Turning around to face the island, you look up at and fire upon Moltazoa, just as a wave crashes up into your face. The water from the wave causes your Eyebeam to refract, and the normally red beams of energy turn yellow and shoot towards Moltazoa. They collide with its torso, and instead of cutting through it, cause it to bubble profusely. Moltazoa absorbs the heat from the eye beams, and grows stronger from it.
Abilities:
- Eye Beams
- Venom Immunity
- Molten Repulsion
Inventory:
- PVC Pipe

rjhw1 [2]: Seeing Foa's look at the boat, you predict his actions, and create DM slugs for Foa to launch in place of your precious boat. If a dead rat did the damage that it did to Matilda, then imagine what a 20kg slug of dark matter could do! You fail to make the slugs properly however, and end up making 4 hollow .5kg shells. Literal shells too, they're hollow and thin-walled. Against Moltazoa, the shells would probably just break open upon impact and be absorbed by his body.

Abilities:
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Dark Matter Claw Arm
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
Inventory:
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12 (Loaded)
- 11 12 Gauge Shells
- 13 Wet 12 Gauge Shells
- Loaded AS50 (15 Extra Rounds)
Injuries:
- Splinted Leg (-1 to rolls involving leg)

Tomaster [3]: Fly with one wing? If you want to fly straight into the ground, sure. You stand up, cradling your hurt wing. That was dumb. Looking towards the towering Godking, you look over him, scanning for anything you could use as a weakness. The head is out, since none of the attacks on it did anything. You think you might have seen something on its back when he swung around for a second, but you can't be sure.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (No ammo)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs)
Abilities:
- Wings (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Berserker Strength
Injuries:

Benpasko [1]: You project a selective telekinetic field over the island, assisting your allies as best you can. However, this unexpectedly backfires when Foa, CrazyMLC, and Frank's powers all mentally lash back at you, thinking that you are trying to assault them. To protect itself, your telekinesis encases itself in a cocoon of telekinetic energy, flecked by sand to show its boundaries. You are trapped inside it, unable to escape.

Inventory
- Steel and Dragon Skin Plate Armour
Abilities
- Telekinesis
Injuries
- Telekinetically Trapped (Skip next turn)

Foa [5]: "♥♥♥♥ gunna get ♥♥♥♥ cold." A semi-circular blade of frost energy fires out from your hand, chilling the air it passes to near absolute zero. As it travels, it grows, leaving a trail of fire as it expels heat from itself to get colder and grow larger. By the time it hits its target, the blade has grown from a foot wide to large enough to cleave the top off a city block. The blade impacts Moltazoa, solidifying rock instantaneously, and the excess energy wraps around the back of it, sinking into Moltazoa, and freezing him further. The solidification grows along its body as the cold continues to sink in, until it fully encases the Godking. A giant, solidified statue of stone, surrounded by a ring of ice on the ground, stands where a few moments before, a hulking mass of lava stood. The statue gives a slight lurch, then starts to sink into the lava pit.
Abilities
- SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY LV.3
- LV.99 CAKE SMITE: FROSTACOLYPSE
Inventory
- Cake Fedora
- 3 Paperclips
- Spent Silver Capsule
- Battle Card
- Pattern Card
Injuries
- Legless

Game Event: Moltazoa sinks down into the lava, slain. The frozen rock composing its remains slowly disapears under the magma, its consciousness rapidly disapating. As its head sinks under, a small, red/orange sphere surfaces, bobbing as if floating in water. It dips in the lava once, twice, then finally sinks back down under.