With luck, I haven't.
Goddamn, king again.

I'm the King of this thread, the best you can hope for is Queen. Or, at the rate you keep anouncing your royalty, Jester.

Dude, i don't wanna be a chick. I'll take jester all the way.

I have total dibs over court wizard.

Ok, let's dole out medevil rankings real quick. Who wants what? First come first serve, no repeats.

I want the Grand Court Jester, ruler of all other Jesters. He does nothing but tell other Jesters what to do, and sits right behind the King, secretly pulling the strings. It's like a medieval mafia.

Can i have a rank? I want to be the religious figure.

Not unless you have a really good reason. Cause right now you're like the creepy kid it just kinda jumps into the conversation, puts in his two cents, then leaves, and makes everyone feel uncomfortable.

Sounds like a religious figure to me.

Just like the priest that came to my house to have dinner.

Edit: Darnit

I want to be Royal Justice, as jester are suck ups, I'll be one of the blow hards.

For me to give you a trial, I'll roll three die, and you get to pick a number.
Highest die you get happiness, and leave.
Middle die you get to leave.
Lowest die, you get sorrow and leave in sorrow.
If there is a tie, it counts as the lower place.
( if roll = {6,6,1} then reward.plus = nil; )

All I need is profession, and creature type.

Ok, this is getting retarded enough frivolity, back to Roll to Dodge you have a Volcanic Godking to end.

Nah brah. I'm like the King of Jesters, and all the jesters are secretly infiltrating other's courts, including Hyper's, while I sit in the shadows and manipulate them all! I'm like the Godfather, only I wear silly clothes.
"Ow, my wing. Can I fly with just one? I don't think so, but it's worth a shot. Stand up, suck up the pain, and examine Lava King for some sort of weakness."

My job will be the assasin in the background, who you barely ever see, yet is always following your leige.