Str8lol i'm so lagit.
Also, king again.

Ok, this is actually me rolling.

CrazyMLC[5]: WHO HAS TIME TO BE UNCONSCIOUS. The presence of Moltazoa awakens you, and you sit up painfully. The major arteries and veins that were exposed from the 3rd degree burns had themselves cauterized shut by your pyrokinesis, and your Aerokinesis is keeping the cells cut off from blood flow oxygenated, so if you can ignore the pain, you can keep on your feet. Just don't go swimming, or you'll start to experience mass cell death. You start limping towards the beach, determined not to die. Not here. Not like this. Not yet.
Abilities:
- Super Pyrokinesis
- Aerokinesis
- Clumsy Olympian Power
Inventory:
- Nautical Shiv
Injuries:
- Missing Right Arm
- Right Side Burned

wiffles[5]: Staring down Moltazoa, you issue forth a memic one liner. "Shoop da whoop, motherf**ker." You then fire off your Eye Beams. The two beams coalesce into one larger, more powerful beam that easily scythes into and through the Molten Godking's face. Moltazoa's head is split diagonally in two, and the severed portion slides off back into the lava crater.
Abilities:
- Eye Beams
- Venom Immunity
- Molten Repulsion
Inventory:
- PVC Pipe

rjhw1 [6]: Seeing Foa's pityable state of affairs concerning his legs, you try to pitch in. First, you take off and throw away his rather retarded wood and stone legs, and throw them into the water. They quickly sink. You then set to creating a new pair of raptor-like, awesome legs for Foa. You form the basic shape, tri-segmented, with a 4 clawed foot for killing things. You then work on the more detailed bits, adding black armored plating, spikes on the knees facing upward, made knee attacks. When you finish, the legs stand there, majestic, dark, and shining in the sun. You then realize you failed to make ports to attach the legs to Foa with. Wow, great job.

Abilities:
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Dark Matter Claw Arm
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
Inventory:
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12 (Loaded)
- 11 12 Gauge Shells
- 13 Wet 12 Gauge Shells
- Loaded AS50 (15 Extra Rounds)
Injuries:
- Splinted Leg (-1 to rolls involving leg)

Tomaster [1]: *K-THUMP* The grenade from your lawnchair flys downwards, straight into Moltazoa's half slumping mouth. It splats into the lava, then sinks down into his mouth, then it detonates. Moltazoa's head puffs up, as if suddenly inflated, sending globs of lava flying. One hits you directly in the left wing, snapping a large bone, and igniting the feathers. You immediately start to fall, and only barely manage to land hard outside of the advancing tide of lava. *Crunch* You fall on your burning wing, extinguishing the flame, but shatter the bones in it with your bulk.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (No ammo)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs)
Abilities:
- Wings (+1 to dodge if flying)
- Berserker Strength
Injuries:

Benpasko [-]: You decide to do something stupid, and smirk while flying to the boat. How helpful.

Inventory
- Steel and Dragon Skin Plate Armour
Abilities
- Telekinesis

Foa [-]: You look over with malice at Moltazoa, starting to lose cohesion with the loss of his head. You raise your fist, somehow knowing what to do, and point it towards Moltazoa. Your eyes start to glow teal, and your fist starts to generate the same blue glow. As you charge your attack, the glow slowly instensifies, and you make sure to crouch down for maximum accuracy. You refuse to miss with this. Midway through the charge, you get an idea, but decide to save it, for just a bit longer.Abilities
- SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY LV.3
- LV.99 CAKE SMITE: FROSTACOLYPSE
Inventory
- Cake Fedora
- 3 Paperclips
- Spent Silver Capsule
- Battle Card
- Pattern Card
Injuries
- Legless

Game Event: Moltazoa, after dripping towards the ground, gives a shudder. He then grows some sort of protuberance on his head, and reforms the part of his head that was cut off. Giving a tremendous, earthshaking roar, he looks downward for prey. He senses two targets, one a Pyromancer, the other a high concentration of energy. He then lifts his arms, and slams them down onto the island. A ring stone and magma springs up in the waters around the island, cutting off the intruders from any hope of escape.

Or not?

Rolling takes time. Suck it up.

Ow, my wing. Can I fly with just one? I don't think so, but it's worth a shot. Stand up, suck up the pain, and examine him for some sort of weakness.

Im gonna run away like a little chicken, to the boat while FIRIN MAH LAZOR

I want to use my powers to telekinetically enhance any action my teammates take for the next few rolls, as well as provide them with some measure of protection from the monster, in the form of a skintight tk shield over them.

I'll accept that, but I'm gonna take a few liberties with it. Kay?

Oh sweet jesus, please don't kill me ben.

It's cool toma, in fact, for now I can help you fly.
But no promises...

♥♥♥♥♥ gotta be filled with artifact capsules!
Hmm, considering these are one use cards I'd need to pull some heavy ♥♥♥♥ off... but no battle card...

Considering the boat, and the inescapability of the situation...

> DM Legs, grab them, SHOOT AT WALL!!! |
>While I'm at it, use some cake smite in that toss, but don't go all out Frostacolypse. |

FROSTACOLYPSE cannot be interrupted once begun.

I seriously think Foa is out to kill us all.

You are so convincing me to kill you man!
But everyone is safe... if they don't say that convincing line.