How do you shoot this water? You don't have any powers. Aside from Frostacoplyse.
Goddamn, King again. Start talking, my weak subjects, or you shall feel the wrath of your king!

Tomaster, it dictates that when said Artifact heralded as the Cake Fedora is donned by a being, currently me, I am entitled to the abilities of Sleuth Diplomacy Vevel 3*, and Level 99 Cake Smite: Frotacolypse**.

*- This ability gives the user the ability to shoot/launch anything within the person's inventory as if they were launching/shooting it from a gun.

**- This ability is the most powerful of the Cake Smite series, it's powers are unheard of yet are expected to be devastating.


So, Tomaster what did you say?
WHAT DID YOU ♥♥♥♥ SAY?
WHAT WAS THAT, HMMM?

Maday Maday this thread is going down! *explosion* All of you died

No it tisn't

Indeed it isn't. I was going to do roll today infact.

Right now, in fact. Right?

Eh, why not. Roll roll roll your boat and all that garbage.

CrazyMLC[4]: Ok, let's take this new, CONTROLLABLE, Super Pyrokinesis for a spin. Pointing at the lava, and giving a flick, you abruptly vacuum the heat out of the lava, instanly freezing it back to stone. You then bring the heat over to you, and store it in a solid, contained ball, for use later.
Abilities
- Super Pyrokinesis
- Aerokinesis
- Clumsy Olympian Power
Inventory
- Nautical Shiv
- Heat Ball

wiffles[6]: You stare down the volcano, and without moving a muscle, forcefully shove the lava in the volcano back down into it. The volcano groans, and seems to reluctantly accept the lava. Then it changes its mind, and the upper 2/3 of the volcano explode into a semi molten shower of rock and lava, raining down upon the island and the waters surrounding. The lava begins its flow down the mountain, only now it can skip most of the flowing down the volcano and get straight to the killing everything on the island phase.
Abilities
- Eye Beams
- Venom Immunity
- Molten Repulsion
Inventory
- PVC Pipe

rjhw1 [5-1=4]: You start running towards the water, intent on making sure you don't get killed by the lava flows. Jumping at the edge of the water, you fly through the air, and splash down noisily into the water some 20 feet away. When you surface again, you get the first good look at the volcano you've had. It does not look good. The chode of a volcano is covered in glowing red cracks, lava is flowing down the sides messily, there is a small patch of dried lava on one side restricting lava flow, and it's still spewing ash into the air.

Abilities
- Greater Zombie Control
- Dark Matter Synthesis
- Dark Matter Claw Arm
- Zombification (Increased speed and strength)
Inventory
- Wimpy Facial Hair
- Spas 12 (Loaded)
- 11 12 Gauge Shells
- 13 Wet 12 Gauge Shells
- Loaded AS50 (15 Extra Rounds)
- Soiled Pants
Injuries
- Splinted Leg (-1 to rolls involving leg)

Tomaster [3]: Crouching with your new ENRGY LEGS, you push off, and create a large crater in the sand. Once you get to 100 feet up, you open your wings up, and start using them to fly. Your flying ninja bird skills allow you to dodge the molten chunks of stuff falling through the air (3+1=4), but if you were to carry anyone, you don't think you could avoid the rock and lava chunks for long. It's really coming down hard, almost as if the volcano keeps spitting more up into the air.
Inventory:
- M79 Grenade "Lawnchair" (1 HE Round)
- TF2 Syringe Gun (66 syringes, filled with random drugs)
- Shark Device
- Berserker Strength
Abilities
- Wings (+1 to dodge if flying)

Benpasko [5]: With a quick shudder, you float yourself up, and fly up over the lava. It's hot up here, and a bit smoky, but you're below the clouds of ash so you should be fine. Remembering that the cloud of ash will wipe out the others if not stopped, you use your Telekinesis to slice the wall clean in half. The two halves then continue on their way, going to the sides of the area where the others are. On a whim, you fly up over the volcano and have a peek inside. What the-
There is a giant, hulking, upright mass of lava in the volcano. It's just a freestanding chunk of lava, slightly shifting, but apparently unaffected by gravity, becausing it isn't losing cohesion and flowing down back into the volcano. At this point, the heat becomes too intense, and you back away from the volcano and float over to the water where it's safer.

Inventory
- Steel and Dragon Skin Plate Armour
Abilities
- Telekinesis

Foa [1]: Running into the surf and spray, you start throwing water at the volcano. Stupidly, you first go for the water all over you from the spray. You fly through the air, and miraculousy land halfway on a rock in the middle of the flowing lava. Your legs however, did not make it. They catch on fire, and as you scream in ridiculous amounts of agony from the combination of your burning legs, the heat from the lava, and the scorching rock, you throw your legs off, back onto the island. At least the holes were cauterised shut from the fire though.
Abilities
- SLEUTHY DIPLOMACY LV.3
- LV.99 CAKE SMITE: FROSTACOLYPSE
Inventory
- Cake Fedora
- 3 Paperclips
- Spent Silver Capsule
- Battle Card
- Pattern Card
Injuries
- Legless

Game Event: RUMBLE SHUDDER. The island gives a massive shake, and the lava that MLC previously froze spontaneously reignites. The cracks in the volcano also glow from a red to an orange color. The lava flow increases, and the cracks start spreading past the volcano, onto the rest of the island.

and that means THE WHOLE FRICKING ISLAND IS FALLING APART!! don't you wish your boat was still there?

Hyper, that was actually genuinely hilarious. Way to go wiffles. Foa, that blows. Fly really high above the volcano, and throw the shark device in, and see if that does anything. After that, go rescue Foa from his rock. Without his legs, he should be pretty lightweight.

Hey tommy, I cant controll lady luck.

My next move is to attempt to create a boat via pure willpower and get in it if it works

I work on smiting the giant lava creature with my telekinesis. He's the cause of this, I'm sure.
I want to crush him down to the ground with my telekinesis.

why don't you just throw him to the water? it's better that way and if you crush ♥♥♥♥ LAVA what good does it make? it like punching the water in a swimming pool. not good and could possibly send lava splashing at YOU.

The lava is self-supporting, and is probably the cause of this, so I send it deep into the earth, possibly causing severe earthquakes, or somesuch.

Perhaps rjhw1 can use his Dark Matter synthesis to make Foa some new legs or something. Just a thought

I SUCK ALL THE HEAT, COMPLETELY, FROM THE ENTIRE ISLAND (Except for my party members.) AND SHOVE IT DOWN THE VOLCANO IN AN EXTREMELY COMPRESSED FORM, THEN MAKE IT EXPLODE IN THE LARGEST FIRE BALL EVER, WHILE MAKING IT SO THAT IT DOESN'T HIT ME OR MY FRIENDS.

I SUCK ALL THE HEAT, COMPLETELY, FROM THE ENTIRE ISLAND (Except for my party members.) AND SHRINK IT DOWN TO AN EXTREMELY COMPRESSED FORM, SEND IT HIGH IN THE SKY(maybe even up to space if I can manage), AND MAKE IT EXPLODE IN A CONTROLLED FASHION, LIKE FIREWORKS!!