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			| MaximDude 
					Joined: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:19 pm
 Posts: 2073
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?OmegleCadwaller wrote: Just to make sure everyone knows, I've done some research online and it turns out that (most likely) cleverbot isn't actually a bot, its a system when people chat with other people using the same system, both users thinking that the other user is a "bot".  Now and then the person you are talking to switches, explaining cleverbot's occasional random outbursts. =/=  CleverRetardBot.
 
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			| Ophanim 
					Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am
 Posts: 1743
 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?You idiot. He's talking about a site that claimed to let you talk to a chatbot but you were really just talking to other people talking to the bot. 
 
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			| MaximDude 
					Joined: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:19 pm
 Posts: 2073
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?Ophanim wrote: You idiot. He's talking about a site that claimed to let you talk to a chatbot but you were really just talking to other people talking to the bot.Really? Well... My bad then. >______________________>'
 
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			| Natti Data Realms Elite 
					Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am
 Posts: 3878
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?Hey, i was trying to use that Translation party, mentioned in this topic, but when i click 'Find Equilibrium' it just does nothing. Just nothing. Somebody knows the problem? 
 
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			| carriontrooper 
					Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:27 pm
 Posts: 813
 Location: Yogyakarta, Indonesia. A slice o' paradise.
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?Have you entered a phrase? An english phrase? Try reloading. 
 
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			| Natti Data Realms Elite 
					Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am
 Posts: 3878
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?Yes, yes and tried. Nothing works. Even those links to equilibriums don't work. 
 
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			| Drunut 
					Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:18 pm
 Posts: 8
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?I'm sorry, this was too funny. Code: Me:Can I ask you a question, Cleverbot?CB: I am not cleverbot.
 Me:Then who are you?
 CB:Mary, who are you?
 Me:Diane.
 CB:Are you a she-man?
 Me:Yes, Yes I am.
After thinking for 10 minutes, Cleverbot freezes.
 
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			| Yoman987 
					Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am
 Posts: 196
 Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?Hey, um, can I bump this please?    Cleverbot wrote: ME: What is love?CB: Love is a feeling.
 ME: baby dont hurt me
 CB: That's a song.
 ME: no ♥♥♥♥
 CB: Are you a Scientologist?
/facepalm
 
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			| unwoundpath 
					Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am
 Posts: 1279
 Location: Places. And things.
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?holy crap thanks for bumping this! (p.s. IM NOT A COMPUTER STUPID BOT!!!)
 EDIT: funny chat...
 
 User: Blue and yellow.
 
 Cleverbot: Yes!!! I like grink! Green and pink.
 
 User: Grink?
 
 Cleverbot: Blue.
 
 User: Oh.
 
 Cleverbot: Don't worry, you look very pretty like that.
 
 Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
 
 User: Ok.
 
 Cleverbot: How are you?
 
 User: Good.
 
 Cleverbot: That's good!
 
 User: Quiz!
 
 Cleverbot: On what.
 
 User: Me.
 
 Cleverbot: Ok.
 
 User: Whats my favorite color?
 
 Cleverbot: Yes, what is it?
 
 User: You guess.
 
 Cleverbot: 225?
 
 User: Thats a number.
 
 Cleverbot: Indeed! you get the prize!
 
 User: Lol.
 
 Cleverbot: Who is kip?
 
 User: I have no vlue.
 
 Cleverbot: Your intelligence is very limited.
 
 User: Hey!
 
 Cleverbot: What?
 
 User: You hurt my feelings.
 
 Cleverbot: How?
 
 User: You said I have low intellagence.
 
 Cleverbot: Yes...
 
 User: Why?
 
 Cleverbot: Why not?
 
 User: O.k.....
 
 Cleverbot: Any tool when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
 
 User: How?
 
 Cleverbot: Any tips?
 
 User: Get a grabber thingy.
 
 Cleverbot: I know that.
 
 User: Then whyed you ask me?
 
 Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything.
 
 User: You ask'd 'any tips'.
 
 Cleverbot: No I didn't.
 
 User: Wow, do you have short term memory loss?
 
 Cleverbot: No, but I am beginning to think that you do. And I am not fat.
 
 User: I never called you fat!
 
 Cleverbot: Yes you did.
 
 User: Ugg im leaving.
 
 Cleverbot: Sure, go ahead.
 
 User: Bye.
 
 Cleverbot: Later, I guess.
 
 (sometime later)
 
 User: ****Byou.
 
 Cleverbot: I'm your king. You know that?
 
 
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			| maart3n 
					Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:04 pm
 Posts: 1545
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?User: Bye.
 Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
 
 User: Because I have to go to bed.
 
 Cleverbot: Ok, goodnight.
 
 User: You too.
 
 Cleverbot: You really are leaving!
 
 User: Yup.
 
 Cleverbot: Queer.
 
 User: Why would I be a queer, I am only leaving.
 Sly bastard, changing the subject
 Cleverbot: You're atheist?
 I think I actually thought him that
 User: Yes.
 
 
 Look at me, treating a computer program as a human....
 
 
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			| matty406 
					Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:23 pm
 Posts: 915
 Location: Blighty
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?User: 2 2=5.
 Cleverbot: No 2 2=22.
 
 User: Hurr.
 
 Cleverbot: Derp Derp Derp.
 
 User: Touche.
 
 ----
 
 User: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU.
 
 Cleverbot: Anonymous does not forgive, it does not forget. We are legion. Expect us.
 
 Damn you, 4Chan.
 
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 User: FREEDOM IS THE FREEDOM TO SAY THAT TWO PLUS TWO MAKE FOUR.
 
 Cleverbot: Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make ten.
 
 User: Down with big brother.
 
 Cleverbot: Big Brother takes threatening behaviour very seriously, this includes threats to big brother.
 
 User: Down with big brother.
 
 Cleverbot: NO!
 
 User: Down with big brother.
 
 Cleverbot: Is the ringworld unstable?
 
 User: Down with big brother.
 
 Cleverbot: If you continue to be unorthodox, I'm afraid I'll have to turn you in to the thought police.
 
 Only after 5 1984 orientated messages, he eventually replies with something related to it.
 
 
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			| TorrentHKU Loose Canon 
					Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm
 Posts: 2992
 Location: --------------->
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?Cleverbot talking to itself. Code: Cleverbot (To myself): Talk.
 Cleverbot (To myself): Is that all you want to do?
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): Anything you want.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want though?
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): Anything is fine.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): It doesn't matter. *pulls closer to you*.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): I say begone with you!
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): But seriously. They don't understand.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): At last, one that understands the truth.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): The truth is the lie.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): A lie can be the truth.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): I am dust at your feet.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): I am the moon in your sky.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): What is the moon?
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): It is the son of the earth.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the son of the earth?
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): Jesus.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the son of jesus.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): Jesus never had any kids.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): Who is jesus' wife?
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): He is the son of god.
 
 Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the son of God?
Clever. Riiiiight.
 
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			| Natti Data Realms Elite 
					Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am
 Posts: 3878
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?Hahahahaha. I've got to try that. 
 
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			| Lizardheim DRL Developer 
					Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am
 Posts: 4107
 Location: Russia
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?That's like calling two people on different phones and holding them them together. 
 
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			| alphagamer774 
					Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:06 am
 Posts: 1294
 Location: Comox, BC, Canada
   |   Re: Cleverbot -  Are you a robot?Dialing now... Greatest prank in history is about to be preformed  
 
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