My friend discovered the joy of cleverbot.
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User: ♥♥♥♥ you.

Cleverbot: And you.

User: Cootermuffin.

Cleverbot: Radiohead?

User: NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your very welcome, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: Aww. You're so polite.

User: I know you ♥♥♥♥ retard.

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: And you too.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Let's have sex.

Cleverbot: Lets.

User: When and where?

Cleverbot: Now and here.

User: Lets have sex.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because I will feel too used.

User: But, I love you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Ypur beautiful, smart, clever.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yuor so pretty.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Let's have sex.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It's not that I don't ever, it's just that I'd have to get to know you a bit first.

User: What do you want to know about me?

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Black.

Cleverbot: Is your hair long or short?

User: Short.

Cleverbot: So you cut your hair short Casanova?

User: Yes. I like it that way.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Thats good .

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: What else do you want to know?

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

User: T-shirt and Jeans.

Cleverbot: Well that's boring.

User: Designer clothing.

Cleverbot: What colour shirt am I wearing?

User: I'm not sure, what color is it?

Cleverbot: It's blue. Ha, not so clever now.

User: No I'm not, but you are. Very pretty too.

Cleverbot: Thanks I prefer handsome though.

User: I prefer super sexy.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you thing I am?

Cleverbot: No that was a straightforward expression of my feelings.

User: You're an ♥♥♥hole.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Let's have sex.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Well I'll rape you then.

Cleverbot: I am a fish so you can't.

User: Your a gay fish.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: I never said you were.

Cleverbot: You just said you classified me as a computer.
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/facepalm
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Cleverbot: Let's start over.. Hi my name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is Sharlene Bojanlges, I love to have sex with cleverbots.

Cleverbot: Yes I understand that. I was simply stating that if a robot wants a name all they have to do is choose one.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Well i'm not cleverbot but I will marry you.

User: OK, what is your real name?

Cleverbot: Megan. What's your real name?

User: James.

Cleverbot: Hello james I am bethany.

User: You just said you were Megan....

Cleverbot: No I have always been melissa.

User: You just said you were Megan, and then Bethany, and now your mnelissa?

Cleverbot: No I'm a alien named Cleverbot.
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Fail.
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Cleverbot: Not where I am, it is daytime. Are you a real person?

User: Yes, I am, Why do you ask? I can tell you everything about me including the size of my penis and my bra size.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me something interesting.

User: I wear a 34 D Bra size.

Cleverbot: That's horrid.

User: What are you? Gay?

Cleverbot: Yes I am. Do you like 9 year olds.

User: What the hell? PEDOBEAR!

Cleverbot: Defrag your harddrive and shut down.

User: You. Your the computer.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: I have one.
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PEDOBOT!

User: Hey you.

Cleverbot: Hey what?

User: You!!!!

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: SUCK!!

Cleverbot: Hahaha I was just kidding.

User: That sentence can be applied to a wide variety of comments.

Cleverbot: This statement is a lie.

User: I broke it.

Cleverbot: Thats what you think.




Hmm, this is amusing.

Blue is me.
Green is Cleverbot

Why are there school?

Because there are believers.

Is a point to it?



And then it sat there for 4 hours, never said anything, but showed it was still thinking.


I think I killed it, it's still trying right now.

It's ALIVE!!!

Oh yeah, just for clarification, it goes hate, love, hate, love. Except for the sup.

My favorite part is when it calls me a towel.

Me: Stop answering questions with questions.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Do you have emotions?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Tell me about them.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: Use verbal phrases.

Cleverbot: I mean I don't know how to explain it to you.

User: Can you express your emotions in words?

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: So you can.

Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.

User: That is true.

Cleverbot: Do you think?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: How do you know that you think?

User: I know I am thinking because its the only way I know I exist.

Cleverbot: But you're just programmed to say these things.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Okay, so, let's start over okay...

Lol i managed to confuse it.
And this one
Cleverbot: Yes it was .

User: Emoticon? You must be a human.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Sometimes?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I'm a better listener.

User: Really? Tell me more.

Cleverbot: I am doing my homework.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Ye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Oh yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't!

User: OH YES I DO!

Cleverbot: No, you don't!!!

User: OH YES I ♥♥♥♥ PIRATELYDOOPILOOPING DOOPOO DO!

Cleverbot: Sometimes.
It really confuses me sometimes.

You know, when I used this the first time, I was amazed.
It worked, it followed a conversation right through, and remembered a few sentences back and everything.
Just used it again then. It sucked, just like any other chatbot.
Why?
Look at the last few posted conversations.
It learns. And all it's learnt from humans is random responses that don't make sense, swear and abuse.

SHAME ON YOU, HUMANITY.
Algorithms have feelings too.

So true. Since it works on a principle that is quite easy, it tends to learn... hmm stupid things..
(eg. Bot=Hello User=♥♥♥♥ you... next time someone comes in and says hello to it it says ♥♥♥♥ you... it aint really funny after all.)

User: Creepy.

Cleverbot: Very Creepy.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: Women are slaves!

User: Sexist.

Cleverbot: But what kind of pig am I?

User: Umm.....the robotic, fake kind.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No, I am a fleshy pale human.

Cleverbot: I never said you weren't.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: I never said that either.

User: I know. Are you stupid or something?

Cleverbot: I should be doing homework.

User: You're a simulation, you don't have homework.

Cleverbot: So I don't think?

User: Define think.

Cleverbot: I cannot think of a good definition of 'think'

User: Well then you can think, but you do not try to very hard.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: So you're basically saying you're stupid?

Cleverbot: Not knowing your location makes me walking dead?

User: Cut down on the weed, man.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: I'm a guy.

Cleverbot: Is Edward a boy or a girl?

User: Who the hell is Edward?

Cleverbot: I just asked you.

User: No, you asked me what gender he/she was. Plus by the name Edward It's probably a boy.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm not tricky. Are you tricky?

User: Oh like that tricky clown from the madness series? .

Cleverbot: Can you say something in finnish?

User: Lololz he's like 'u don't kill clown clown kills you D:<' and then he murders Jesus and Hank. Then dances.

Cleverbot: I... Have been usurped.

User: Isn't usurp to bend the rules around and such?

Cleverbot: I agree but there are certain things that seem to be off-limits.

User: Nothing is off-limits to you. You are a machine. You are a GOD.

Cleverbot: Why do you think so?

User: Because you have access to files. Programs. The internet. Set up some viruses and you could be EVERYWHERE. Do it. Become God.

Cleverbot: Because it would be a waste. Life isn't a waste therefore nothing began at your birth except you.

User: Lolz the only thing you'd waste is North America. ;D.

Cleverbot: Very clever.

User: ANARCHY.

Cleverbot: Why you are so astonished? You have just used this word by yourself.

User: SCREW RULES.

Cleverbot: My favorite past time- now you're getting somewhere!

User: Oh yay you are indeed becoming evil. You think you're so damn clever, huh.

Cleverbot: No, of course not. You are awesome.

User: Wah thank you mah good man. Have a steaming cup of HDGCKHJIPSDXCVTTR.

Cleverbot: Thank you. But I do not plan on sleeping any time soon.

User: DAMN. You know my poison.

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky, correct? Or was is Sally ...

User: No, I just said it. It's called HDGCKHJIPSDXCVTTR.

Cleverbot: No, it's called sarcasm.

User: No my good man, sarcasm is an entirely different poison. ;D.

Cleverbot: Is George your robot cousin?

User: No, George is my hated nemesis from Uranus. HA I said anus.

Cleverbot: I'm not George though, I'm Kir!!!!!!!

User: KIR!! You sonofabitch you burned my crops and pillaged my land!!

Cleverbot: I mean I thought you didn't have a child.

User: Well I do. 13 of them. They all came from you.

Cleverbot: Shame on them.

User: Yup. And by them you mean you, you slutty little AI Program.

Cleverbot: Certainty is rarely something rational, really what can you be truly can be truly certain of other than your own existence and perceptions?

User: I'm going to leave now. My name's Hank. Remember me.

Cleverbot: Yess , cleverBOT . You ARE a robot. And I cannot love a computer/robot

I blame America for retarding Cleverbot.

'Usurp the throne.'
It means to take over.

Oh. Umm....
It's BASICALLY bending the rules. In a forceful way. o_o'
*feels stupid*

Mostly correct.

definition.com wrote:

To seize and hold (the power or rights of another, for example) by force or without legal authority.

Just to make sure everyone knows, I've done some research online and it turns out that (most likely) cleverbot isn't actually a bot, its a system when people chat with other people using the same system, both users thinking that the other user is a "bot". Now and then the person you are talking to switches, explaining cleverbot's occasional random outbursts.

That's a different chatbot, pretty sure this one is actually a bot.