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Mayo has plenty of taste I dunno what you guys are talking about....
I'm not talking about Miracle Whip either...


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This topic would make much more sense to me if it, in some way, explained what this "miracle whip" is. Aside from the obvious fact that it's some kind of sauce.


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Its genetically altered Mayo.


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Mayo has plenty of taste I dunno what you guys are talking about....
I'm not talking about Miracle Whip either...

^this, and I only eat mayo on MC Nuggets and fries, so I take offense at being called a freak! I challenge thee to a duel, sir!


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This topic would make much more sense to me if it, in some way, explained what this "miracle whip" is.

Fake mayo basically. I cringe at the thought of accidentally milabeling it "cool" whip. Cool whip is delicious on anything dessert-like, miracle whip is only good on sandwiches.


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CrazyMLC wrote:
^this, and I only eat mayo on MC Nuggets and fries, so I take offense at being called a freak! I challenge thee to a duel, sir!


I like how you take offense to being called a freak, but not to the assertion that you'll burn in eternal hellfire.


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Meh, what does miracle whip taste like, it tastes like publicity hype!
It's like what they did to diamonds, they made seemingly worthless wads of carbon into gold!
What they did to gay marriage, and logic.

'Pain is as bad as you make it feel it is!' ( Not as bad as you would think )
'Miracle Whip is as good as you think it tastes!' ( Since it is portrayed as good, people will think it's good, so they'll taste it like it's good, unless in actuality it is really bad )


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Mayo, Miracle Whip, Cool Whip, leather whip, they all pale in comparison to the awesome might that is...


Baconnaise



EDIT: I just realized this. The forum now looks like numgun had his twisted way with it.


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Mayo, Miracle Whip, Cool Whip, leather whip, they all pale in comparison to the awesome might that is...


Baconnaise



I do believe that stuff is epic.


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You guys just hate mayo because you haven't had the good stuff.



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Hellman? Is he like, Hellboy's father? That's the most epic name anyone could ever have, besides maybe Max Fightmaster. That guy has a sweet name.


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Hellman? Is he like, Hellboy's father? That's the most epic name anyone could ever have, besides maybe Max Fightmaster. That guy has a sweet name.


When it comes to mayonaise, Hellman will rape your lungs with flavor. You will taste it with your lungs and you will enjoy it.

It uses whole eggs, you see. Whites AND yolks.

It's pretty bitchin'.


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Benpasko wrote:
Hellman? Is he like, Hellboy's father? That's the most epic name anyone could ever have, besides maybe Max Fightmaster. That guy has a sweet name.


When it comes to mayonaise, Hellman will rape your lungs with flavor. You will taste it with your lungs and you will enjoy it.

It uses whole eggs, you see. Whites AND yolks.

It's pretty bitchin'.

I saw that stuff at the store earlier, actually. I should grab it next time I go there.


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:oops: Actually yeah, I put Hellman's on all my sandwiches...

It's really good.


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I think I would die from an underdose If i didnt have hellmans on my sandwiches at least 3 times a week, the only other thing i cant live without being mr noodle bowls


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