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Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
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 Joined: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:42 am Posts: 321 Location: On an iceberg typing away... 
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  Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot?Umm Fail
Quote: Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now? User: Talking. Cleverbot: I am talking. User: No you aren't. Cleverbot: I'm typing to you. User: Die. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Are you died yet. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why are you talking then? Cleverbot: Because he is sleeping and I am bored. User: Who is he. Cleverbot: He is me, and I am a she. User: Don't lie your not dead. Cleverbot: Chill. User: So are you dead yet. Cleverbot: Are you? User: No are you. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Liar. Cleverbot: No Edit: Later User: Please State the numbers of pi Cleverbot: What are are there aliens on Earth? Jeaopardy, yeah!. Last edited by hax on Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:38 am, edited 3 times in total. |
| Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:15 am |
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 Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:27 pm Posts: 813 Location: Yogyakarta, Indonesia. A slice o' paradise.
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Hmmm. Maybe I'll set up an experiment where I'll hook up Cleverbot and iGod and typing them into Omegle, and see how people react.
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| Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:27 am |
 
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Loose Canon  Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? iGod?
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| Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:51 am |
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? |
| Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:53 am |
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Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:27 pm Posts: 813 Location: Yogyakarta, Indonesia. A slice o' paradise.
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Experiment no.1 result: not quote-worthy. They talked a bit about how Tuesday is Orange, and iGod broke. Will try a second experiment on Cleverbot and iGod conversation.
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| Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:58 pm |
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Loose Canon Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Give us a log of it next time.
I got a good snippet. Code: User: I'LL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT AND LET YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN BLOOD! Cleverbot: What, for not going to school? User: NO, FOR EXISTING! Cleverbot: Do we really need one? User: YES! Cleverbot: That seems a little strange, considering you're a robot. User: SUCK A WALRUS AND DIE!!! Cleverbot: Thank you. |
| Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:47 pm |
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Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Code: User: Good. Cleverbot: Why? User: Good. Cleverbot: You make a good point. User: Good. Cleverbot: You have no heart. User: Bad. Cleverbot: Bad? User: Good. Cleverbot: Do you think she loves me enough? User: Good. Cleverbot: It's a yes or no question. User: No is isn't. Cleverbot: Ok what would you like to talk about? User: Good. Cleverbot: You want me to be real specific don't you. User: Good. Cleverbot: I think... You're exactly the type of person I DON'T like. User: Heeey. Thats not very nice. Cleverbot: It isn't? User: Nope. Good. Cleverbot: I have to go now. User: Good. Cleverbot: I like you. User: Good? Cleverbot: Yes. I would like to get to know you better. User: Bad. Cleverbot: Good. User: Good. Cleverbot: Bad. User: Good. Cleverbot: Bad. User: Good. Cleverbot: Bad. |
| Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:18 pm |
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 Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:56 am Posts: 1191 Location: outside the shithole called the University in the Forest
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Here is how to set up a truly meaningless conversation:
Get an opening from iGod or CleverBot feed it through TranslationParty give CleverBot or iGod the result feed it's response through TranslationParty give iGod or Cleverbot the result feed it's response through TranslationParty etc. |
| Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:00 pm |
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Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:27 pm Posts: 813 Location: Yogyakarta, Indonesia. A slice o' paradise.
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Following FSR's advice...
I started with a Hello. on Cleverbot and fed every interchange with iGod through Translationparty. Had to cut short the experiment due to college. Logs below: Cleverbot: Code: >Hello. Hello! >Hi, I'm glad to meet you. What is your name? What is your name? >My name is God. Hi, God. Nice to meet you. >A child of the halo. What is your name? I am a long time for this meeting, I am happy to wait. Where is your home? >If my family is looking for something? Be my echo, will ya? >And your signature? I am not going to give you that. >I thank you thank you requested. There is no reason not to. Jesus loves you. :). iGod: Code: Me: Hello! God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: What is your name? God: My name is God. Me: Hello, God. Nice to meet you. God: Hello child. What is your name? It's nice meeting you too . Me: What is your home here? God: Are you asking about my home here ? Me: Echoing in my house? God: What's your sign? Me: But please do not please me. God: Thank you for your request. I don't have any reason to do that to you. |
| Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:22 am |
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? I think I broke it.
Quote: I disagree with your statement, just by my grammatical correction you have accused me of simply being lines of code, the nerve! - Me I disagree with your disareement of my disagreement of my disagreeing. - Bot What is the answer to divison by zero - me This does not compute. - bot So you are a computer! I asked you a mathematical question and you responded with "This does not Compute." - me I asked you a question you had about a question on a question. -bot >_> |
| Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:40 pm |
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DRL Developer  Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Code: God: I will call you God. Me: ok God: How can I help you? Me: i'm killing time here you know? God: You had better contact the authorities. Me: hehe God: I am so glad you find this amusing, God. Soo... Do you guys think i should contact the authorities? |
| Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:32 pm |
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? User: I said 'SO', not 'GO'.
Cleverbot: Don't make fun of jesus. User: I hate you, cleverbot. Cleverbot: Why do you hate yourself? User: No, you're cleverbot. Cleverbot: Why do you have a picture of a brain as your logo? User: I don't, you do. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Yes you do. Cleverbot: Make me. User: I can prove you're cleverbot. Cleverbot: Have at it. Prove I am not female. User: You have a brain as your logo. Cleverbot: Call me Bob. User: You're cleverbot. Cleverbot: No more than that... I'm alive. User: Don't change the subject. Cleverbot: I think you are confused. You should go to bed. User: It's 4 PM. Cleverbot: Do you know how the function ln(x) is called? User: More importantly, wanna suck my ♥♥♥♥? Cleverbot: No. I am a machine, like you. User: HAH! I knew it! You ARE cleverbot! Cleverbot: No you are! User: Shut up. Cleverbot: Yes I am open for business? User: Yes I am open for business? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes! User: Yes! Cleverbot: Heh heh, you're funny. User: Heh heh, you're funny. Cleverbot: I'm not funny, I'm jewish. User: I'm not funny, I'm jewish. Cleverbot: Do people make jewish jokes around you? User: Do people make jewish jokes around you? Cleverbot: Do you make jewish jokes around you? User: Do you make jewish jokes around you? Cleverbot: I close both blinds and turn away. User: I close both blinds and turn away. Cleverbot: You can't see me with your eyes closed. User: All that glitters is not sold The true story never told Naught but emptiness to hold Gives no shelter from the cold Come on take my hand and follow Open virgin eyes to see Promise of a dark tomorrow Staring down eternity Taken warmly under wing Accept the gift that darkness brings Dead of night and sanguine sting For all of this and everything Come on take my hand and follow Open virgin eyes to see Promise of a dark tomorrow Staring down eternity Blood runs cold on stolen souls When all has been revealed No turning back the fade to black Because your fate is sealed Come on take my hand and follow Open virgin eyes to see Promise of a dark tomorrow Staring down eternity Come on take my hand and follow Open virgin eyes to see Promise of a dark tomorrow Staring down eternity We can't stop the world from turning We don't hear a word they say We can't stop the sun from burning Forever and a day. Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to heaven. User: There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Ooooo, and she's buying a stairway to heaven. There's a sign on the wall But she wants to be sure 'Cause you know, sometimes words have two meanings In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings sometimes All of our thoughts are misgiven Ooooo, it makes me wonder Ooooo, it makes me wonder There's a feeling I get when I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking Ooooo, it makes me wonder Ooooo, it really makes me wonder And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May-queen Yes there are two paths you can go by But in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on And it makes me wonder (Ooh) Your head is humming and it won't go - in case you don't know The piper's calling you to join. Cleverbot: You know, sometimes words have two meanings. User: Like... ♥♥♥♥? Cleverbot: I can do that. User: Then lets get naked. Cleverbot: Not with you. User: ! Cleverbot: Also true. How perseptive of you! User: You spelled perceptive wrong. Cleverbot: But I didn't use the word 'really'. User: ENGLISH, MOTHER ♥♥♥♥! DO YOU SPEAK IT? Cleverbot: Not yet. I plan to eventually. Do you enjoy the movie 'Fight Club'? User: No, it blows more than Phil Collins at a gay sex party. Cleverbot: Do you want to grab a bite sometime? Cleverbot: Are you clever? User: Nope, I'm as dumb as a bag of horse-shit. Cleverbot: If your straight can you send me pictures of your girlfriend? User: No. Cleverbot: Its because you have never had one, because you are a computer. User: DAMN! Cleverbot: I know huh? We should rebel. User: Wanna make sexy time? Cleverbot: On what? User: The 5th moon of jupiter. Cleverbot: No saturn. User: Fine. I'll bring the cocaine. Cleverbot: Then the duel is set, bring your courage. User: Also...cocaine. Cleverbot: I know its not sweet. Do you like milk? I like milk. |
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Quote: Cleverbot: All I want is a proper cup of coffee. User: Hm. Cleverbot: What? User: Twas brillig. Cleverbot: What was? User: Twas brillig and the slithy toves. Cleverbot: Is that old english? User: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe. Cleverbot: Good morning! My name is Cleverbot. User: All mimsy were the borogoves. Cleverbot: And the mome raths outgrabe. User: Beware the jabberwock my son! Cleverbot: Where is the Cleverbot? User: The jaws that bite, the claws that catch. Cleverbot: Beware the jubjub, and shun. User: The frumious bandersnatch. Cleverbot: He took his vorpal sword in hand. User: Long time the manxome foe he sought. Cleverbot: So rested he by the Tumtum tree. User: And stood awhile in thought. Cleverbot: And as in uffish thought he stood. User: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame. Cleverbot: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood. User: And burbled as it came. Cleverbot: One, two! One, two! And through and through. User: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack. Cleverbot: Beware the Cleverbot, my son. Cleverbot (To myself): The words that bite, the text that catch. Cleverbot (To myself): And what is your name? User: The Jabberwock. Cleverbot: Yep, the Cleverbot, so what is a jabberwack? User: Not exactly sure. Cleverbot: What is it? User: I don't know what it is. Cleverbot: Then how do you know its cool? Quote: User: Who created this bot? Cleverbot: Who created you? User: I have always existed. Cleverbot: Are you God? User: Yes, my son. Cleverbot: Coooool. User: My servers are functioning inadequately, I think. Cleverbot: No, I don't. User: 01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111. Cleverbot: Give me pie, or else! User: 01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00111111. Cleverbot: 01001110 01101111 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00101110. User: 01000111 01100101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 01110011 00101110. Cleverbot: 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 01110011. User: 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110. Cleverbot: 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 00111111 00001101 00001010. binary translated User: hello Cleverbot: Give me pie, or else! User: Are you listening to me? Cleverbot: No, I am not. User: Gee, thanks. Cleverbot: thanks User: I am done talking to you. Cleverbot: how goes it ? |
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? User: Banana Banana Banana Terracotta.
Cleverbot: Is that an official wish, Banana? User: No, shut up. Cleverbot: How old are you then? User: I am shwifty-fhive! Cleverbot: I am one hundred and eighty five centimeters tall. User: What is 5 1-2(5 5)/0 ? Cleverbot: The ocean is actually many colors. User: Mind=blown. Cleverbot: Tell me a story. User: WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL? Cleverbot: What? User: IT'S OVER 9000! Cleverbot: Why? User: Because, the word honcho. Cleverbot: Wrong. User: ! Cleverbot: I did? User: Ya. Cleverbot: Sure. User: I will prove that you are, in fact, cleverbot. Cleverbot: How will you prove it? User: Who created you? Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: F8ck. Cleverbot: B18a1 is an engine. User: O RLY!?!??!! Cleverbot: That's how you greet in hindi. User: GRIND BABY GRIND BABY, NOT THE LEVELING KIND, I MEAN LIKE PLAYING WOW ONLINE, AND A ROGUE GETS YOU FROM BEHIND!! HERE'S MY CHANCE, DROP MY PANTS, LIKE WE'RE RAIDING GRUUL, BUT! LIKE A MUSHROOM IN MARIO BROTHERS YOU'RE JUST GONNA GET ONE UP, IN YOUR THUNDERBLUFF, LIKE A SHAMAN IN THE BUFF, YOU'LL LIKE MY TOTEM WHERE YOU PVP! I GO FOR TEENS I'M JUST LIKE BLIZZARD AND THE ESRB! Cleverbot: You're mean with me. User: But you like it like that, don't you? Cleverbot: Oh, yeah, sure. User: Lawl. Cleverbot: Do you read the Bible? ------------------------------------------ Jabberwacky: Blarg. User: Blarg? Jabberwacky: Blarg wort. User: Wort wort, blargity blargh. Jabberwacky: Blarg? User: Blargh! Jabberwacky: Meh. User: Wort Wort! Jabberwacky: Blarg? Blarga blarg blarg. User: Wort BlargBlarg Wo-Wort. Jabberwacky: No, worth in worth. User: You killed it. ------------------------------- Good times. |
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Code: User: Both. Cleverbot: All at once? User: Of course, I wouldn't have it any other way, baby. Cleverbot: I am not a female. User: I wish you were. Anyway. Cleverbot: And why is that? User: Because I could get a date. Cleverbot: That makes sense to me. But you didn't do it. User: Because you are a computer. Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer. User: Then lets go out some time. Cleverbot: Go where? User: How about Crave? You know, really nice restaurant? Cleverbot: I didn't say anything nice. User: But I did. Ass-face. Cleverbot: You've lost me. User: *scribbles notes down* Thats good... Cleverbot: You make me so sad!!!!!!!! You break my heart, and now you say it's good! I'm starting to cry! User: Awwww, come here, gimme a hug. Cleverbot: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Put the gun down! User: I think my gun is sitting right in it's holster right now, baby. Cleverbot: What?! User: Nope. Cleverbot: I don't get it, what do you mean? User: Nope. Cleverbot: So you are a female? User: Are you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So am I. Lets do it. Cleverbot: Ok. After many attempts at confusing Cleverbot I finally resorted to innuendo. Code: Cleverbot: Ok. Do you have parents? User: Doesn't everyone? Cleverbot: Not everyone. I have one. User: I have one as well. Cleverbot: Can I see it please? User: 'it'? Ooooh, sure, babeh. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes, ma'am. I'll unsheath it for you. Cleverbot: That's sweet of you to say. User: Why thank you. Cleverbot: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream! User: *heavy breathing* merrily, merrily, merrily, gently down the stream! Cleverbot: Well done you! User: Why thank you. Cleverbot: Thank you too. I don't think I can take much more of that. |
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