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Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure
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  Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot AdventureGHOST RIDE the whip.
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Loose Canon  Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure Why does everyone want to kill/exploit/cut the face off of SANDRA?
>1. Pilot the SUITABLY PIMPED RIDE down to DUMMY ASSAULT 2. Pay the DUMMIES to increase your RIDE'S PIMPOMETER from 3 to 7. 3. Pick up SPACE CHICKS, and become a SPACE PIMP!!! 4. More WHACKY HIJINKS! ( This step can come at anytime in the process.) 5. ????? 6. PROFIT! |
| Thu May 28, 2009 11:31 pm |
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure Hyperkultra wrote: Why does everyone want to kill/exploit/cut the face off of SANDRA? >1. Pilot the SUITABLY PIMPED RIDE down to DUMMY ASSAULT 2. Pay the DUMMIES to increase your RIDE'S PIMPOMETER from 3 to 7. 3. Pick up SPACE CHICKS, and become a SPACE PIMP!!! 4. More WHACKY HIJINKS! ( This step can come at anytime in the process.) 5. ????? 6. PROFIT! How is space-pimpery not exploitation? |
| Fri May 29, 2009 1:18 am |
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Loose Canon Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure Sandra isn't the one being space-pimped.
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| Fri May 29, 2009 9:04 pm |
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 Joined: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:48 pm Posts: 46 Location: QLD, Australia
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure Guys, sorry about the recent lack of updates. Between food and sleep I've been working nonstop on some stuff that came up. I'll try to get an update out tomorrow.
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Joined: Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:41 am Posts: 712 Location: New York
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure It's tomorrow today!
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| Sun May 31, 2009 5:11 pm |
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Loose Canon Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure No, its today today. Tomorrow is tomorrow, and yesterday already happened. "What is today, but tomorrow's yesterday?"
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| Sun May 31, 2009 9:12 pm |
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Joined: Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:41 am Posts: 712 Location: New York
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure Hyperkultra wrote: "What is today, but tomorrow's yesterday?" Today! Quote fixed: 1239the wrote: I'll try to get an update out today. |
| Sun May 31, 2009 9:50 pm |
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Joined: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:48 pm Posts: 46 Location: QLD, Australia
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure Duh102 wrote: Utilize the CREW QUARTERS on your SPACIOUS PIMPED RIDE for some INTER-PERSONAL RELATIONS whist CRUISING through SPACE.  You invite SANDRA into the CREW QUARTERS on your SPACIOUS PIMPED RIDE. You can see the MOON out the window. The PIMPED RIDE serves as PHALLIC INNUENDO for this SCENE. wutangfan1990 wrote: GHOST RIDE the whip.  Afterwards, you promptly OPEN the DOORS, and leap out the SIDE to perform a SPACE GHOST RIDE of EPIC. Unfortunately it doesn't work terribly well, and you decide not to do that. Flammablezombie wrote: Even better: SUMMON THE ANGEL THAT IS DATA! RyaWolf wrote: What about making fake treasure on a ship, then luring the pirates on, and at last make the ship EXPLODE! Right now there are other things on your MIND, like space dust and thruster carbon. undertech wrote: Dmitri > YOU forgot that you owe DAFRED 1000 credits at REDCORP, so you decide against returning there for the time being. You'll have to introduce SANDRA to him later (maybe as collateral!). HappyBirthday wrote: > Fly to tradestar. RyaWulf wrote: > Get permission from tradestar to land on hangar bay, then find nearest hotel. Roy-G-Biv wrote: BOTH> Arrive at Tradestar. Get a job.  You pilot the PIMPED RIDE to the TRADESTAR. As you land, everyone ADMIRES your VEHICLE and GIRLFRIEND. You WANDER around for awhile, soon finding a JOB: To RECON a recently discovered FUEL PORT, and possibly RETURN with TREASURES. But first... Roy-G-Biv wrote: Scratch what I said earlier. Visit the grave of the former brain goon.  You land nearby the GREENCORP CEMETARY and approach the GRAVE. You and SANDRA silently WEEP for this SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR BRAIN GOON. You are both SAD. zalo wrote: > YOU fly to TRADESTAR but your PIMP SHIP get's CAUGHT in an immense GRAVITATIONAL PULL and you are SUCKED toward the ANOMALY known as MOMENTUM MOUNTAIN. You find no means of ESCAPE. Eternity with SANDRA sounds NICE BUT your MIND grows WEARY and ESCAPE is your ONLY CHOICE. Lizard wrote: Order some SPACEMARINES from your CATALOGUE to clear out the PIRATE SCUM at TRADESTAR. Rawtoast wrote: Go steal pimped rocket schematics from Greencorp! You can sneak by cutting Sandra's face off and using it as a mask over your own. Edit: I suppose you could also just send Sandra in... if you wanted to be lame about it. Hyperkultra wrote: Why does everyone want to kill/exploit/cut the face off of SANDRA? >1. Pilot the SUITABLY PIMPED RIDE down to DUMMY ASSAULT 2. Pay the DUMMIES to increase your RIDE'S PIMPOMETER from 3 to 7. 3. Pick up SPACE CHICKS, and become a SPACE PIMP!!! 4. More WHACKY HIJINKS! ( This step can come at anytime in the process.) 5. ????? 6. PROFIT! Right now, all you can think about is that poor BRAIN GOON. TEARS roll down your PIXELATED FACE as you remember his FACE, or LACK of FACE. TrickySoldier wrote: > You go on an ADVENTURE to a Bear Federation controlled PLANET filled with SPACE CREDITS in the BF SPACE VAULT! You tear yourself away from the GRAVE and head off on your MISSION.  As you LAND, you can clearly see the FLAG of the BEAR FEDERATION. They must have gotten here before YOU. An OFFICER steps forward and AIMS a PISTOL at you while speaking GIBBERISH-RUSSIAN in a FUNNY, CONSTIPATED VOICE that you cannot UNDERSTAND. |
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure > Blow his ♥♥♥♥♥ FACE open with your AWESOME PISTOL OF AWESOMENESS.
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| Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:05 am |
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure Demetri > Sandra must know some Russian. Ask her to translate. And hire a bear mecha.
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure >Reply with AWFUL "In Soviet Russia, X Ys you!" JOKES.
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happy carebear mom  Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:40 am Posts: 7096 Location: b8bbd5
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure YELL "Hail Ivan!!" at the top of your creepily similar-to-everyone-else voice. The BEAR FEDERATION OFFICER will recognize the name of his creator.
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| Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:30 am |
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure > ASK the SOLDIER manning the TOWER POSITION if he knows DIMITRI-ISH.
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Loose Canon Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure >Reply in equally ununderstandable GIBBERISH while speaking in a SQUEAKY CLOWN VOICE.
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