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SHOOT open the COVER to the SUSPICIOUS VENTILATION SHAFT, then CRAWL inside it. JUMP out on the next floor and SHOOT the STRIKINGLY BEAUTIFUL LADY in the back of the head. If you can't have her, nobody can!


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SHOOTING the STRIKINGLY BEAUTIFUL LADY in the head would ruin her hair. Instead, use your PSYCHIC POWERS to teleport a FURIOUS RADIOACTIVE CRAB from the WORLD INSIDE THE FILING CABINET right to the LADY's face. That's sure to make ONE HELL OF A MESS.


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You're all so wasteful! Ignore the ventilation shaft. Buy a digger, open the ceiling of the armory up, fly a dropship down into the room, have it pick up the lady, then fly the dropship back to the tradestar where she will be sold for... well, things.


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where she will be sold

Didn't your mother ever tell you, money doesn't buy happiness. Revenge on drunken GREENCORP employees does.


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You're all so wasteful! Ignore the ventilation shaft. Buy a (pulse) digger, open the ceiling of the armory up.


Seconded. Mere doors and concrete walls can not keep you from your lady love.


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Didn't your mother ever tell you, money doesn't buy happiness.


No, but it does buy bigger guns. :razz: :shock:


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order a TELEPORTER CLONE with a SHOTGUN and use him to KILL the GIRL!!!


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Order a DIGGER, bust through the CEILING, and try to MAKE SWEET LOVE to the GIRL. If not possible MAKE DRUNK LOVE instead.


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Didn't your mother ever tell you, money doesn't buy happiness.

Your mother is a liar.

Climb into the VENTALATION SHAFT to get to the GIRL then TACKLE-HUG her.


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>Climb into the VENTILATION SHAFT to find the girl. When you find here, SHOOT HER TO DEATH with a VORTEX SHOTGUN.


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Your mother is a liar.

MY MOTHER IS DEAAAAD! loljk Dear god, why did I just use chatspeak?

Areku wrote:
SHOOTING the STRIKINGLY BEAUTIFUL LADY in the head would ruin her hair.

Fine. Shoot her in the LEFT FOOT to disable her.


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NOOO! THE WOMAN MUSN'T BE HARMED!
> Shoot the ventilation duct, climb up it, knock her out from behind viva la Solid Snake, take her to the now pilotable SUITABLY PIMPED RIDE, and make either SWEET or DRUNK LOVE to her!!!


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NOOO! THE WOMAN MUSN'T BE HARMED!
> Shoot the ventilation duct, climb up it, knock her out from behind viva la Solid Snake, take her to the now pilotable SUITABLY PIMPED RIDE, and make either SWEET or DRUNK LOVE to her!!!

>Continuation of this command: or VIOLENT LOVE!!!


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SELL HER!


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Duh102 wrote:
SHOOT open the COVER to the SUSPICIOUS VENTILATION SHAFT, then CRAWL inside it. JUMP out on the next floor...


Rawtoast wrote:
You're all so wasteful! Ignore the ventilation shaft. Buy a digger, open the ceiling of the armory up...


Enthernal wrote:
order a TELEPORTER CLONE with a SHOTGUN...


carriontrooper wrote:
Order a DIGGER, bust through the CEILING...


3 solid wrote:
Climb into the VENTALATION SHAFT to get to the GIRL...


Flammablezombie wrote:
>Climb into the VENTILATION SHAFT to find the girl...


Hyperkultra wrote:
NOOO! THE WOMAN MUSN'T BE HARMED!
> Shoot the ventilation duct, climb up it...


So many choices, so little motivation to take SCREENSHOTS! You quickly reach a COMPROMISE.

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You take aim with your new REVOLVER and discharge it. The grip bucks into your HAND satisfyingly, and a single shot rings out into the SILENT DEPTHS of SPACE. The VENT COVER shatters on impact, opening the way to your LADY LOVE...

INVENTORY
68 Credits.
Taurus Raging Bull.
-1 .454 Casull Cartridge, 5 Remaining.
Key to the TRANSPORT.

But first, you have to do SOMETHING ELSE.

Duh102 wrote:
...and SHOOT the STRIKINGLY BEAUTIFUL LADY in the back of the head. If you can't have her, nobody can!


Rawtoast wrote:
fly a dropship down into the room, have it pick up the lady, then fly the dropship back to the tradestar where she will be sold for... well, things.


Enthernal wrote:
...and use him to KILL the GIRL!!!


carriontrooper wrote:
and try to MAKE SWEET LOVE to the GIRL. If not possible MAKE DRUNK LOVE instead.


3 solid wrote:
...then TACKLE-HUG her.


Flammablezombie wrote:
...When you find here, SHOOT HER TO DEATH with a VORTEX SHOTGUN.


Duh102 wrote:
Fine. Shoot her in the LEFT FOOT to disable her.


Hyperkultra wrote:
...knock her out from behind viva la Solid Snake, take her to the now pilotable SUITABLY PIMPED RIDE, and make either SWEET or DRUNK LOVE to her!!!

Flammablezombie wrote:
>Continuation of this command: or VIOLENT LOVE!!!


Rawtoast wrote:
SELL HER!


Areku wrote:
SHOOTING the STRIKINGLY BEAUTIFUL LADY in the head would ruin her hair. Instead, use your PSYCHIC POWERS to teleport a FURIOUS RADIOACTIVE CRAB from the WORLD INSIDE THE FILING CABINET right to the LADY's face. That's sure to make ONE HELL OF A MESS.


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You ASCEND onto the roof, and quickly punch in your COORDINATES to the TRADESTAR. Within MOMENTS, a DROPSHIP delivers you just what you need... a DIGGER. Your task is CLEAR. You will DIG your way to your LADY.

INVENTORY
-12 Credits, 56 Remaining.
Taurus Raging Bull.
5 x .454 Casull Cartridges
Digger.
Key to the TRANSPORT.

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You get to WORK with great GUSTO, carving STATION WALLS aside without thought. Your only CONCERN is for your LADY LOVE. She looks up curiously from all the NOISE.

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Finally, you are done, and the ROOF is gone. You look down, and catch the EYE of the LADY. She sits there, GAZING back up at YOU. Her previous OBNOXIOUSNESS is gone, and her KNIFE stowed away in her BACK POCKET.

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You share this moment in TIME with HER. Nothing else MATTERS.

[SANDRA has been added to your PARTY. You may now give COMMANDS to either DIMITRI or SANDRA by PREFIXING commands with their NAMES.]

DIMITRI'S INVENTORY
56 Credits.
UniTec Raging Bull.
5 .454 Casull Cartridges.
Digger.
Key to the TRANSPORT.

SANDRA'S INVENTORY
20 Credits.
Knife.
Star Map to GREENCORP BASE.


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Taking her HAND in YOURS, you leave TOGETHER and DESCEND to the SUITABLY PIMPED TRANSPORT. This STATION is meaningless now. You both climb IN and LEAVE. But... where to next? REDCORP? GREENCORP? TRADESTAR? Who knows?

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