Street Fighter:: SGS her.
The link shows how it's done.

This is most great. You're doing a very good job writing this, man!

>Take a bit of FILM of the GIRL of STRIKING BEAUTY. T'might come in handy later. Once you're done with that, wonder why some of the PICTURES look FUNNY.

>Hit the GIRL over the head with the CAMERA and knock her unconscious, then kidnap her and the PIMPED ROCKET. Afterwords, blow up this station. It REEKS of GREEN.

>POUR the GIRL a DRINK from the BOTTLE. Present it to her with a knowing wag of the BROWS.

> Call in the barney devil to evacuate you out of there.

Grab the wine bottle from the table, smash the end of it, and growl.

Your experience in the mess-hall of the birthlab were you were born(?) has shown you how to effectively wield a short, sharp object with the skill of a ninja and character of a pirate!

use CAMERA to DEFEND against her ATTACKS and then PUNCH her in the FACE...

Take one of the 0's above your head and STRANGLE her with it, even though it will make your health 90 points less.

Or use the 1 as a SHIV. Oh wait...

You realize you had a SHOTGUN in your SUITABLELY UN-PIMPED RIDE and picked it up, now you commit to blast the GIRL'S head off.

But you remembered that your UNPIMPED RIDE had been blasted by CRABS, so you have to settle for CRAB PINCERS.

That was a painting-induced hallucination (much to my chagrin).

>ASK the WOMAN if she has any CRABS.

Ask to marry her. Just do it.

ಥ_ಥ Happiest day ever for our little DIMITRI boy.

Remember that there's a PISTOL in the filing cabinet downstairs that wasn't mentioned in the course of the plot. It has several full clips. Maybe you could HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH IT.