> Go RIGHT, only to see that a ROBOTIC GIANT ENEMY CRAB had appeared. Try to look for its WEAK POINT to wreak MASSIVE DAMAGE.

hay guise.

I'm not going to be updating as often due to REAL LIFE getting in my way. I will, however, update tomorrow.

Can you teach me how to do that thang thang?

> Eat your gun. Guns are delicious !

♥♥♥♥, guys. Real Life has caught up with me. I have wayyyy too many things to do. So, could the moderator/adminship please lock this thread until June 20th?(Unless someone else wants to take the reigns)

I think I can take up the slack, but I'd prefer to start my own story from scratch. I have way too much free time on my hands.



Your name is DIMITRI. You are the owner of a humble intergalactic trading and mining corporation named REDCORP.

You have arrived at Outpost D-548 in order to negotiate mining rights on a newly discovered asteroid cluster. You notice on the screen that your rivals, GREENCORP, have arrived ahead of you. You glare at the displayed image of their new ROCKET MK2 on the landing above you, forlornly longing for a suitably pimped transport of your own. Your old ROCKET MK1 does not seem to cut it anymore. The door to the outpost is right ahead of you.
What do you do?


Inventory:
20 Credits.

>Steal their MK2 and give it to red corp. And coincidentally meet the previous protagonist.

SUFFOCATE, because you are a HUMAN, in SPACE.

Yeah, those GREENCORP motherfudgers won't know what hit them. You'll totally just hijack their brand new ROCKET MK2 and fly it back to your station. Many celebratory hi-fives and spacebeers will be had.

But you don't have the KEY to open the door of the ROCKET MK2. Darn.



You suddenly remember that you are a HUMAN, in SPACE. You clutch at your throat and gag, looking out into the infinite depths of SPACE. You are awed and humbled by this impossibly vast universe. How could you, a petty HUMAN, hope to defeat SPACE and its vaccum? You sink to your knees in defeat...

...Then you remember that much of SPACE has long since been TERRAFORMED to be habitable to your kind. You instead stand there feeling much the fool.



You walk back inside the station, and enter the FOYER. Your gaze is drawn to the intricate PAINTINGS hanging upon the WALL. If you didn't know any better, you would think they were 16-bit, or even 32-bit! Incredible.
A comfortable SOFA and several VENDING MACHINES are also here. Two people also stand around making idle conversation. By the looks of things, they are both GREENCORP goons. The one with the brain seems suspiciously familiar somehow.

PICKPOCKET the nearest GREENCORP GOON for the key to the spaceship. Surely your PICK-POCKETING skill is sufficient to steal a key from a mere GOON. Give the SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR BRAIN-MAN a smack over the head.

Hm.....
There's a girl on the top floor.

Act like you're a greenscum and ask to take the MK2 for a ride. If they say yes, go. And take the girl, both soldiers, and the STRANGLY FAMILIAR MAN with ya to be redcorp.

If they say no, repeat what's above.

Before I post the next scene, I don't suppose anyone can make my job easier by telling me how to disable the AI so they stand there and do nothing?

Y'know, you could just copy the corresponding red heart sprite over their green heart sprite on the image, instead of actually modding to get your few needed frames.

Try:


Somehow AI_NETWORK is better at disabling units then AI_DISABLED.

>PLAY the ancient Earth-game known as TIC-TAC-TOE with the Greencorp goons on the display between them.