I only did that to move the story along faster, and avoid insane suggestions like ">Order a DROPSHIP to smash you!" Though, i will try to avoid doing that this time.


....The ground beneath you is cold. Very cold. In fact, if you could feel it, you would bolt up in an instant. Unfortunately, all you feel is the dull throbbing of your gray matter.

You sit up on what appears to be a CONCRETE BED, whatever use that would be. There are two OBJECTS in the room that appear familiar, but you don't recognize them.
You emit a loud MENTAL GROAN.
--INVENTORY--
Nothing.

Inspect the two unknown objects, of which one is your pet crab.

Dude, let people choose the adventure more.

And so, the raw toast reiterated what had already been discussed and afterwards arranged. Read every single post before posting.



Agreed.

Now, to get back to the story...
>Engage in a CRAB BATTLE with the creature that is standing in front of you.

> Pick up the turbo digger.

Pick up the crab and say "DIE!" then melt it with the turbo digger, as the crab watches sadly as his owner had forgotten him.

>Use the CRAB LIKE OBJECT as a SPRINGBOARD to get flying momentum at the DOORS, in hopes to break through them. In mid air, grab the TURBO DIGGER, and use your JETPACK to accelerate you further.

Now THAT is a ♥♥♥♥ suggestion!

Dude, it's a continuation of the first part. Once we get out of THIS AREA, however, we can vote on areas.

Edit: I screwed the map up somehow. I'll update once i finish the new one.

>Draw a picture on the crabs face with a magic marker.

You pick up the OBJECT labeled "Golderator 9000", then you attempt to use the OTHER OBJECT, which, with your SUPERIOR LOGIC, you have determined is a CRAB, as a SPRINGBOARD to fly at the DOOR to destroy it. Unfortunately, the crab is smashed beneath your excessive metal body weight.

You 'glare' at the STUPID DOOR, and click the button on the GOLDERATOR. the STUPID DOOR is vaporized. There is another DOOR across from yours.
+10 units Crabmeat
+5 Door Parts
+1 GOLDERATOR 9000
--INVENTORY--
Golderator 9000(Wielded)
--MATERIALS--
5x Door Parts
10x Crabmeat

>You suddenly remember that the crab you had just crushed saved your life from the strangers that stole your stuff, you keep the meat so they can clone your crab later on, you cry brain tears.

Read please.

Feelinga nnoyed, you vaporize the other door, too. And continue mourning after the crab.

>Try to bring the crab meat to the surface to get him cloned.
There, fix'd. :3