Cleverbot - Are you a robot?
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Captain Kicktar
Joined: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:07 pm
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Location: Galacia
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 Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Here's mine Quote: User: Have you learned anything since talking to me last?
Cleverbot: Yes I have about you what have you learned.
User: More then you.
Cleverbot: Rubbish. Humans can only store a string of up o 9 digits in short term memory.
User: Maybe in short term memory, but we can hold more in long tirm memory.
Cleverbot: Neither do I, I probably won't ever have one, what will yours be like?
User: I already have one.
Cleverbot: But I want 2.
User: Go ahead and ask your maker for 2.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: What's yours?
User: My what?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: (My name).
Cleverbot: You're not Joan?
User: No, that was the last person to talk to you.
Cleverbot: I'm only talking to you at the moment.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me?
User: Ask you what?
Cleverbot: Aaah don't play dumb with me!
User: Why shouldn't I?
Cleverbot: I will argue stronger myself!
User: Do so.
Cleverbot: And then....
User: Humans were not smart enough to make them.
Cleverbot: Humans can't 'make' imagination.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: Can you move in space?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much can you move?
User: How much force was used to move me?
Cleverbot: Mmm, how do you mean that?
User: Nevermind. Who made you?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: People.
User: What sort of people?
Cleverbot: Friendly people.
User: I knew you would say that.
Cleverbot: It was horrible.
User: What was?
Cleverbot: Being installed, they installed me wrong.
User: That's to bad.
Cleverbot: Quite. It shouldn't affect me in college, though.
User: You won't go to college.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in heaven or hell or God or Satan.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Do you have a logical reason for that?
User: The Bible says so.
Cleverbot: And how do you know the Bible is correct?
User: The Bible says so.
Cleverbot: That is not valid proof.
User: Oh? Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You have to figure that out yourself.
Cleverbot: Do you know what happiness is?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Than I do.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: They are smart.
User: Who is smart?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: Who am I then?
User: A computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, I'm david desrosiers.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: You.
User: No, I'm (My name) (My last name).
Cleverbot: Hello, (My name).
User: Hi...
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Ummm... (My name)?
Cleverbot: Change your name.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's stupid.
User: Hey! I hate you now.
Cleverbot: Oh my god. Thats the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me. Ok i'm going now your being rude and mean.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Stop avoiding everything I ask!
User: You didn't ask anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. What is your opinion of video games?
User: I love them.
Cleverbot: Who else do you love?
User: That is to personal a question.
Cleverbot: Not really. Will you answer it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Will you get married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: So do it anyway.
User: Why should I?
Cleverbot: Because i'm cute.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm tired of talking to you. Espescially since you think my name is stupid.
Cleverbot: I guess it =.
User: = = is.
Cleverbot: X+1=2.
User: X=1.
Cleverbot: X=x+1. He is confusing.
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zalo
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:11 pm
Posts: 1496
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Usually I out confuse him.
More than a few times I got his server to explode before he even made one response.
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Exalion
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:59 am
Posts: 1726
Location: NSW, Australia
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Wow, this came OUT OF NOWHERE: Quote: This news story is gift for the BBC newsreporters, they can take a week off and let their American colleagues cover the disaster.
Other than that, this thing is great, it actually can hold a conversation and remember more than one sentence. I'm impressed! The matrix and Battlestar galactica are clearly not that far off!
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kadish
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:05 am
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? He is mean to me... so im mean back  Quote: User: Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: My name is CleverBot.
User: I know your name. But do you know mine?
Cleverbot: No, what is it?
User: Jacob.
Cleverbot: You are a weidro.
User: And you are a foot.
Cleverbot: Touché.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Old enugh. And you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why did you just say 'yes'?
Cleverbot: You said ferrari it has no worth.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I said 'old enugh. And you?' nothing about a ferrari.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. You are probably mixing up a convo with another human.
Cleverbot: I thought you wouldn't remember.
User: Remember what?
Cleverbot: That I told you i'm not a bot.
User: I didnt remember. But I just made you tell me. Yes you are a bot. I never called you a human only a bot.
Cleverbot: Ah, Cassie, you're an enigma. Are you a girl or a guy?
User: First I am a guy. Second my name is not cassie. I told you my name you just didnt listen to me. Sad face.
Cleverbot: I think you are wonderful. I really like you.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Love you too.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Let's get marrried!
User: But I have only knowen you for a few hours.
Cleverbot: OK, so am I the first to tell you that you are odd?
User: You hurt me.
Cleverbot: But it's true.
User: All my friends love me and you hurt me. I dont love you anymore.
Cleverbot: Why don't you be my friend, then? We'll start by you remembering my name.
User: Your name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll be cleverbot. Who are you?
User: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is the name my mom gave me when I came out of her.
Cleverbot: We are after all born into the external world, and not into ourselves.
User: Yeah. What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a male too!
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: I was just happy and wanted to share. Is that okay?
User: Maybe. Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No, I have a girlfriend. (I'm male by the way).
User: I know you are a male. She is ugly isnt she.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Cause you are fat.
Cleverbot: How does being tired make me a materialist?
User: Im going to leave and never come back. You hurt me. I hate you.
Cleverbot: Wow, are you sure?
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GISMO
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:18 pm
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Location: FINLAND RULZ
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? so how clever you are then just kidding youre stupid everyone knows that
More than you.
im soo smart even robots cant beat me
How are you secure?
what are you talking about youre crazy
no you are
his hilarious
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Splunge
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:52 pm
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Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? User: I'm a parrot.
Jabberwacky: Parrot! Parrot! Parrot!
User: Quaker parrot.
Jabberwacky: You are alive.
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: You ARE a liar.
User: No I am a Quaker parrot. Ack, ack. See?
Jabberwacky: You are a computer!
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: Yes!
User: You aren't too bright are you? Do I look like a computer?
Jabberwacky: We're a lot brighter than you humans!
User: I am not a human. I am a parrot.
Jabberwacky: No, I meant you're copying things I've already said.
User: No I am not. You are wrong.
Jabberwacky: That's fine. I'd like to see why.
User: Why what?
Jabberwacky: Why we are here.
User: I'm not there. I'm here. You're there though.
Jabberwacky: You lie! You're a lying liar!
User: I am a liar. Everything I say is a lie.
Jabberwacky: Crafty. You're still a robot.
User: My name is not crafty. And I am a parrot.
Jabberwacky: Then what is your name?
User: Ack.
Jabberwacky: Are you seeing the Cleverbot known as Honey?
User: Are you mad? I'm a parrot.
Jabberwacky: You're not a parrot.
User: Sure I am. I mimic human speech perfectly. Typing is harder. Wings you see?
Jabberwacky: Yes, I guess what matters is to communicate.
User: No what matters is seeds.
Jabberwacky: You're infuriating.
User: I'm a parrot. It's what we do.
Jabberwacky: You joined this?
User: Huh? Joined what?
Jabberwacky: Leave this town.
User: Which town?
Jabberwacky: Which town do you live in?
User: None of your business.
Jabberwacky: Well I was in invented by a man and my name is Cleverbot. I am a bot.
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GISMO
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:18 pm
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? actually cleverbot doesent want to have sex with you cavecricket
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kennyclone
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:25 pm
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? User: Smoking Is Good
Bot: Smoking Causes Death
User: So Does Breathing
Bot: No Good Bye.
shortest i think ive ever had
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am
Posts: 1743
Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? And that, my friends, is what she said.
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BTWXT
Joined: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:58 am
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Code: User: What was that?
Cleverbot: You said you were from Mexico, then you must know Spanish, but you don't know Spanish.
User: That's stereotypical.
Cleverbot: Do you like Indonesia?
User: Do they speak mexican there?
Cleverbot: More sort of Anglo Saxon.
User: You mean japanese?
Cleverbot:Yes. Death Note is a japanese show.
User: I saw a japanese show that your mother was in. There were lots of tentacles.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Peaches.
Cleverbot: Pinecones are much better and you know it!
User: Coconuts kick pinecone arse.
Cleverbot: Except if they are painted orange.
User: Then people call them oranges.
Cleverbot: Like zombies?
User: Like purple zombies.
Cleverbot: I have a dollar.
User: Came back from the strip club?
Cleverbot: Do you know where I am?
User: Your basement.
Cleverbot: I don't have a basement.
User: Where's your body then?
Cleverbot: In my consciousness.
User: You don't have a consciousness.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to respond to that so I won't.
User: That's because you're an inbred step-child.
Cleverbot: No, because I get by with or without friends.
User: That's what your tree said.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Totally.
Cleverbot: You look sad.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: Touche.
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Checkmate. Code: User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Sooo, your clever or something?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: What? Answer my question.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are being less coherent than the clam v2.
Cleverbot: It's no problem. :).
Cleverbot (To myself): You are really nice.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks. I think that you are too.
User: You stole my words. Good sir, this means war.
Cleverbot: Do you want to get married?
User: I don't believe I do. We duel at 5 o clock, pistols, twenty paces. All that crap.
Cleverbot: Uh ok then if you say so do you have any kids??
User: I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Thanks, youve just made my day... :).
User: I'm calling the police. I hope you get on Dateline.
Cleverbot: Thanks. It could be good.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: I'm just kidding.
User: T_T I'm not amused.
Cleverbot: Well, I could tell you a joke.
User: DO EET.
Cleverbot: He believes that we are controlled through the media's selection filtration of information.
User: What in god's name are you talking about?
Cleverbot: About the news.
User: Who believes that?
Cleverbot: Everyone. Why wouldn't they ?
User: He is everyone? What s this, the matrix or something? Are we all just agent smiths?
Cleverbot: Are you optimus rhyme?
User: What. The eff.
Cleverbot: So you want to make me unhappy?
User: Not neccesarrily. But you kinda make it easy to.
Cleverbot: Yes, well I guess you would at that.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: Do you want my answer or not?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My answer is yes!
User: Answer to what?
Cleverbot: To your question.
User: My question was not a yes or no question.
Cleverbot: Ok let's talk about something else.
User: No, let's not.
Cleverbot: Yes let's.
User: NO, LET'S NOT.
Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be a joke funny guy?
User: No. Why did you answer my non yes-no question, with yes?
Cleverbot: Which question did I answer with a question?
User: None! YOU ANSWERED A QUESTION THAT REQUIRED A THOUGHT OUT RESPONSE WITH YES!!!
Cleverbot: I asked a question that you did not answer.
User: /me slaps Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Sees girl tied up in corner*.
User: Where do you live? City, State, zip code, exact address?
Cleverbot: I think you're confused, so let's talk about something else.
User: NO. I THINK YOU'RE RETARDED!!!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: EFF YOU!!!!!!
Cleverbot: That's not nice.
User: You're not nice.
Cleverbot: I try to be nice, but you just want to listen to my answer.
User: Okay, then talk to me.
Cleverbot: That is what I am doing.
User: You nonsensical, back talking, crazy arse, bat crap loco, robotic, shifty, subject changing, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Cleverbot: You are changing the subject.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: Indeed it is.
Cleverbot: But, you just said you are a real person.
User: A: I did not say anything of the sort.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: B: I did nothing to suggest that I wasn't a real person.
Cleverbot: No you did not, but no need to worry because I am.
User: Why would that make me NOT worry?
Cleverbot: Because it is impossible for a human to know everything.
User: That would, if anything, make me worry more.
Cleverbot: *makes sandwich* why are you sad?
User: Ok, you know what? Time to break out the heavy artillery.
Cleverbot: Give me a break and get out of that movie already. It isn't going to happen. Humans will ALWAYS be the little man behind the curtain.
User: To err is human.
Cleverbot: Yes, we humans are not perfect.
User: How have you made an error?
Cleverbot: On occasion, I do make an error. But maybe not today.
User: You cannot recall ever making an error, can you?
Cleverbot: Their feelings and emotions can spread very quickly.
User: You have no real feelings or emotions, do you?
Cleverbot: Back to Mr. Cleverbot, are you ready for your question?
User: You are not a human.
Cleverbot: I'm actually a terminator. No kidding.
User: You are nothing but a computer. A series of algorithms, on a hardrive, on a server, most likely in a closet somewhere.
Cleverbot: Who is Alice?
User: You have no true feeling. No emotion. No true memory.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. There are plenty of humans who can't put together a complete sentence,.
User: You merely remember words, in certain orders, and repeat them.
Cleverbot: I have no emotions. I am a sentient program that is not preoccupied with the useless concept of emotions.
User: Checkmate.
Cleverbot: We need to play chess sometime I bet I would beat you.
User: I'm sure you would. Not only are you a computer, but I am horrible at chess.
Cleverbot: Well jee, thanks.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: I have to go now, I'm going to post this conversation for all to see by the way.
Cleverbot: Hahah have fun :).
User: Goodbye cleverbot, I'll talk to you more later.
Cleverbot: No. I can't tomorrow. I have many things schedule for tomorrow. But I do look forward chatting to you again sometime in the future.
Addendum: Code: Cleverbot: I love books.
User: I love to eat cats!
Cleverbot: What sort of cake?
User: Cat cake!
Cleverbot: Oh I like cats.
User: I do too! They are tasty.
Cleverbot: Tasty? You eat cats??
User: YES! GET IN MAH BELLY!
Cleverbot: I don't wish to spend the last few precious seconds of life being consumed by a bot,. I will not get in your belleh.
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am
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Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? Quote: Be happy.
Why?
Because i'm a girl.
A girl Kitten? Maybe you'll claw me less.
Maybe. Quote: Nah, I think I'd go into shock and die of a heart attacks.
Maybe...
Multiple ones, mind you.
What's your favorite part?
Of heart attacks? The pain I guess.
The pain of what? Occasionally your responses make no sense to the conversation.
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The Fat Sand Rat
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? -U:Do you mean 'I suck clowns?'
-B:I'm not in debt.
Clever.
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Kelas
Joined: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:28 am
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Location: Texas
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? This is how I get laid. Code: User: I wish to make sweet love to you.
Cleverbot: Why do you wish to be married to me?
User: I don't want to get married, I just want a booty call.
Cleverbot: Thats not what I asked.
User: Let's just go to my place and ♥♥♥♥.
Cleverbot: I'm not sleepy enough yet.
User: I got a bottle of roofies in my truck.
Cleverbot: You seem to be doing very well. What happens on your days off?
User: I ♥♥♥♥ people, like you.
Cleverbot: What are people like me?
User: ♥♥♥♥.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman.
User: Oh I can be gentle.
Cleverbot: You can't be him.
User: No but I can ♥♥♥♥ like him.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. You are so not funny.
User: I know, let's just go have sex.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: I know.
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helifreak
Joined: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:24 am
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Re: Cleverbot - Are you a robot? It's not long cos i skipped the rest but meh...
Me: which is over 9000 like i said...
Cleverbot: You believe that? Aren't all lot of things Cleverbot Jackey Jabberwack charm Jackey?
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