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 Cortex Quest - The Brainbot Adventure 
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> DUMMY DROPSHIP: Abduct the GATTLING GUN and liftoff. RONIN does not deserve it anymore.

This.

Or, order a green clone minion with a pistol to aid you in combat.


Mon May 04, 2009 11:01 pm
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>order 100 crabs all stuffed into a dropship then scuttle the dropship in midair
this should cause a massive explosion big enough to kill all the bears in the wood (first dig really big hole to hide in with gatling gun)


Tue May 05, 2009 11:56 am
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Fly the already damaged Dropship to the right to scout for bears. Then pick up the Gatling Gun a blindly fire in the general directino you think they are.


Tue May 05, 2009 1:14 pm
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whitty wrote:
numgun wrote:
> DUMMY DROPSHIP: Abduct the GATTLING GUN and liftoff. RONIN does not deserve it anymore.

This.

Or, order a green clone minion with a pistol to aid you in combat.

Third'd. This is an awesome and lulz-filled idea. :twisted:


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> Order a dummy dropship filled to the brim with bombs, that'l show them bears.


Tue May 05, 2009 4:28 pm
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> Order an Ypsilon bomb and eat it.


Tue May 05, 2009 4:44 pm
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>Youre too fat to find bears. Order a bear and kill it.


Tue May 05, 2009 5:16 pm
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>Shoot wildly into the air until a stray shot causes Tradestar Midas to ASPLODE.


Tue May 05, 2009 6:04 pm
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numgun wrote:
>Youre too fat to find bears. Order a bear and kill it.


Tue May 05, 2009 9:41 pm
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Flammablezombie wrote:
ASPLODE.

You called?

also, is the guy doing this dead or what?
follow one of these incredible ideas already!


Wed May 06, 2009 8:22 am
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>Order 10 Yspilon bombs and watch them kill your computer...


Thu May 14, 2009 8:09 pm
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Exalion wrote:
Flammablezombie wrote:
ASPLODE.

You called?

Indeed. Make Tradestar Midas explode and I'll give you a cookie! I like to use OGD to make it look like I activate some detonator in the ship above mah head.


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> :Forget about the GATLING GUN. WAIT for a ROCKET LAUNCHER.


Fri May 15, 2009 12:34 am
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This is surely the best thing ever. Love your writing style.


Sat May 16, 2009 2:46 pm
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Oh and of course how could I not throw my share in:

>You encounter a bear. It is armed. You blink. WAIT WHAT


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